Bastardly Breaking News!! Gisele Bundchen To Have Sex For Next Two Weeks!



You guys probably don't care, but Gisele was recently dumped by Victoria's Secret after they couldn't meet her demands. We hope Ale & Adriana leave VS, as well. Then they'll know what's up...

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She has a fine ass.

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 @ 4:58pm
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Yes she has a great ass for a model! And she looks beautiful whithout makeup in the 3rd picture!

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 @ 5:06pm
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She's just mad because Bar stole the light from her old haggard ass. Ale and Adriana are way prettier than her tranny boy bodiesh ass. Stupid nazi slut.

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 @ 5:09pm
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Bastards, you should have gone to Brazil instead of Argentina.

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 @ 5:16pm
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she's average. nothing special. no ass-no waist. i wouldn't notice this bitch in a bar if she was on fire. i've seen better.

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 @ 5:31pm
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what was she demanding that VS couldn't give her?

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 @ 6:06pm
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tori- she had a 5 million dollar contract with vs and demanded a higher pay. They refused so she quit.

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 @ 6:14pm
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she'll be fucking Randy Moss soon

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 @ 6:21pm
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I'd pee in her butt.

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 @ 6:51pm
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Tom Brady's hot.

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 @ 7:03pm
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Alright, alright, shes having sex with tom brady...? who cares. I could have guessed that even if i was in a mentally retarded vegi state. Also, #10, you butt peeing bastard, somehow i dont think she'd be flattered......I know I'm disturbed by it.

"""she had a 5 million dollar contract with vs and demanded a higher pay. They refused so she quit. "-candy"""

----Damn i wish i was so rich that i could turn down 5 mil and biotche for more $$$$$...

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 @ 7:41pm
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Gisele is hot, but Ale and Adriana are the hottest girls alive!

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 @ 8:02pm
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HOT

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 @ 8:35pm
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Hey Gisele, msg me, I'm free next week!

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 @ 8:42pm
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Haha, NoyceQ is funny.

You tell that butt-peeing sonofabitch!!

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 @ 9:08pm
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Gisele is great and hot, but she should've accepted the 5mil. Sheesh, it's a lot! Anyways, I didn't hear of her quitting permanently...I thought they just said they wouldn't include her in this year's show. francois antoine, they've got 6 new girls starting. :)

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 @ 9:21pm
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man she is HOT, but with an "i'm too rich for 5 million dollars" attitude, i dont see how anyone can put up with her spoiled rotten ass...even if it is an amazing ass.

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 @ 9:48pm
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She's very sexy, and is good girlfriend material. She wanted a raise and less travel/work days from VS because she can get that elsewhere. Already announced multi million deal to be face of Cacherel 1 day after leaving VS.

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 @ 10:20pm
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Oh, Gisele is my favorite VS blonde girl. I usually prefer the brunettes, but Bundchen is hot.

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 @ 10:38pm
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She didn't quit, they let her go because she wanted more money. she's worth over $150 million and owns a luxury hotel in Brazil, and is reportedly asking for $13 million to act in the follow up to the Da Vinci code. she isn't hurting for money.
Why is VS paying selita ebanks $15 million?

Friday, May 4th, 2007 @ 12:26am
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Oddly manninsh looking chick. Hope she gets a bit more curvy.

Friday, May 4th, 2007 @ 1:50am
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I'm not sure who has a better ass? Or a better purse?

www.Gossipgonewild.com

Friday, May 4th, 2007 @ 2:32am
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Raging lunatic cunt..nuff said.

Friday, May 4th, 2007 @ 4:26am
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I hate bloggers who don't follow the news. Gisele wasn't dumped by VS - she didn't renew her contract with them. And she isn't exactly unemployed, once she has contracts with more than 20 companies from all over the globe, including Nivea, Ebel watches, Vogue Eyewear, Ives Saint Laurent and Roberto Cavalli (just to name a few).

Friday, May 4th, 2007 @ 10:12am
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I think she was right by demanding an increase on her $5 million annual salary from VS. She's the face of the company!!! VS became bigger and respected in the fashion industry because of her, otherwise they would be just a catalog company. From all the VS angels she's the only truly high-fashion model. But i'm glad she quit. She could do so much more... VS is to small for the goddess Gisele!!!

Friday, May 4th, 2007 @ 10:18am
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Gisele is nothing special. I dont see it. She looks like your average-everyday scenary chick.

Friday, May 4th, 2007 @ 10:31am
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how that chick ever became a model is beyond me...her face is so ugly, mannish and old looking...

Friday, May 4th, 2007 @ 3:40pm
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Who cares!

What I wanna know is why Tom Brady is wearing a Fucking Yankees cap!?!?!??!?!

http://boards.boston.com/n/pfx/forum.aspx?msg=28044.1&nav=messages&webta...

Friday, May 4th, 2007 @ 7:41pm
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She is gorgeous!

Friday, May 4th, 2007 @ 8:01pm
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I'd pay good money to smell her farts through those jeans

Friday, May 4th, 2007 @ 8:47pm
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I think Gisele has an amazing body,but their is something really unnatractive about her face,something really masculine about it.She has kinda of a big nose,but i mean altogether she's a hottie,and even though people on here may be talking shit on her,we all know that if they saw her in person they'd all be drooling over here.so Rawk on gisele.

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 7:45am
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i like her alot, but its time for some fresh meat

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