PARIS HILTON GOING TO JAIL (The W Prison)!!! HALLELUYAAAH!!
Friday, May 4th, 2007 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
The world has been waiting for this moment for years! Let's hope someone rapes her w/ a broom...or something. That would make for a fun tape to watch!!
Joking aside, I'm pretty sure Paris will be held @ LA's famous W Prison for Socialite Prostitutes.
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this bitch deserves it!!
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I actually feel sorry for her and I don't know why...probably the same reason I felt sorry for Sadaam getting hanged...hmm...
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do you have any idea of what would happen to you or i if we took a pinch for reckless driving and then failing a breathalizer+ two other traffic stops after that and then for driving with a suspended license while speeding without your headlights on and then she says that she didn't know her licence was suspended and the cops find the agreement she had with the court suspending her license in the glove compartment of the car she was speeding in with no headlights on? you and i would goto jail for more than 45 days. i guarantee it! hopefully she doesn't do something stupid in jail and gets more time. now that's a waste of a perfectly good white girl...
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i don't feel SHIT for dis fuckin worthless CUNT!! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!!
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LOLZ. But thats not hot.
wait YEAH IT IS! LOLZ.
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Re: the links.
Drop Egotastic. A picture site that splashes their name over every picture deserves no visits.
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ya, i don't understand that one either. Maybe it's part of their growth strategy...
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Oh what a shame couldn't Daddy get her out of this one?, the worst thing is this vapid idiot will get a special jail fit for a fake princess and that makes me sick just like she does.
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YAY
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"she likes the jail"
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a broom sees enough filth...why subject it to her herped-up hairpie...i'm thinking this will turn out in her favor...it's already starting with all the idiots feeling sorry for her...
if an attention whore already played the fuck tape card...what's next...?...semi-serious legal trouble...she is the "hanoi hilton" now...
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i wish we lived in a world where bitches like this weren't given the time of day. how many fucking people and animals are dying and suffering and this bitch lives fabulously and untouched by reality......i wished that after she gets out of the slammer, paris hilton, perez hilton, beyoche, puffy daddy, donald trump, bill o'reilly, george bush and cheney would fucking BLOW UP or get shot and GO TO FUCKIN HELL!
have a nice weekend;)
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add lindsey lohan and britney to that list "of the damned"
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Hey Paree! Don't drop the fucking soap will ya, ya skanky-ass biatch, or you'll be in for some fisting from a hairy ass bull-dyke.
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LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
sorry but I think this is really funny....she who always has that "i´m the best fuck the rest" pose now in the jail....
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why are you guys so jealous of someone sooo talented like Paris, you guys wish you were her. Ok, not really, but lets be real, she is going to be more famous after her 45 days in jail..unfortch...
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I hope she gets drug resistant tb in prison and then they have to quarantine her and someone tapes her like banging on the walls of the quarantine room.
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The real shocker is what a bad job Howard Weizman did lawyering for her...This was doable without jail time. Generally, I have thought highly of Howard...but he screwed the pooch on this one.
Is Paris really, really that bad a client?
Best Wishes, Traveller
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Yeah, I hope she gets even more venereal diseases than she already has.
Pay back is a BITCH!!
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if martha stewart could survive it,i 'm pretty sure she can. besides, somebody as "hot' as she is should make lots of new and interesting friends! hahaha
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i hope she runs into someone in jail who has seen her racist videotapes ...and the beat her wonky eye straight!!!...lol!!!
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why are you all down on a Paris. at least she has done something in the world, she may not have any talent as a actress or a singer, but as a party- girl, she's the tops. Without her, who would you guys lust after. It's just shame the judge looked at her criminal behaviour, instead of trying to get her knickers off. However I'm sure that after 45 days behind bars, she will come out more outrageous and obnoxious than ever. then hopefully with a criminal record, she won't be able to hide her drug taking and will be sent down for five years then maybe somebody will feel sorry for her.
Question. Why are all the news reports classifying her going to jail under the heading of Entertainment?
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Pity they don't still use the Birch on common criminals like her. A dose of that across her arse would soon stop her swanning around showing off her underwear
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When I'm on vacation ill go visit her in jail. Just kidding. But seriously, I bet there's a line: "will you sign this? just put 'much love, incarcerated paris'"
(the truth: i have no desire to find out what happened. yup. just dont care.)
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maybe they will knock her big, hooked, ugly, large, did i say hooked, nose smaller.
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Fuck Paris Hilton,people like her desreve to be shot!", when i heard about this i lmfao !
hope she gets made into some beefy lesbians bitch !"hahahahahahahahahahahah
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I agree Paris Hilton deserves going to jail, it doesn't matter she's a celebrity after all she's like us, and if we have to pay for our crimes, she'LL have to do it as well, so we could start a petition that we want her in jail.
I'll sign the petition jojo
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Celebrate good times ..come on!
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yay skank deserves it!! 45 days? not enough! she needs more time!
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yeah really paris needs to be voted out of society
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I feel sorry for her too.
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I will be waiting for paris, you better go you damn bitch
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