Bastardly Fashion Rating: Jessica Simpson @ The Pussycat Dolls Lounge 2nd Anniversary in Vegas

That hair color is horrible. I think it really brings out all the "work" shes had....Which is not a good thing.

i think she looks very hot...she had to get her tits done because they were very saggy without a bra on

fat right now

wow
im not loving the hair color
and i wonder if she really has breast implants
i know she had a breast lift
but what's the real story?

She looks like a retarded chipmunk with huge fake boobs.

Plumped up lips, lifted tits (I didn't intentionally mean to rhyme). Not liking the hair style, or colour. Just really not liking her, in general.

Hideous.

id still gladly rest my balls on her chin

The look on her face kind of scares me a little bit, I guess I better go balls deep on her ass and that will make it go away...

trannylicious.

not so good

Couldn't those be her real boobs, with that nutty suspension cable and cantilever system corset thingy just pushing them insanely high? I thought she's been about the same in the boob area and hadn't had anythinig done there. But, what do I know, I'm not great at spotting that kind of thing.

Yea i guess she was right.. those heels did walk all over her.. all over her face! i cant believe i used to touch the willy to her.. she looks like a fukin bratz doll.

Dunno... I think she look all right here (for a change). And I normally cannot stand her.

i think that hair might be closer to her natural color than the blonde. check her eyebrows. that said, i do prefer her as a blonde ...

she has extensions in though, i think. either that, or hair just looks fried and fake at the tips.

cover the lower half of her face up with your hand and check out the expression in her eyes. it reminds me of someone brain washed in a cult.

creepy.

nice boobies, though.

her boobs aren't fake, but they are definitely taped up and together for cleavage.

also there is definitely eye shadow around them to make their shape really defined.

kinda gross.

g -- eyebrows don't prove anything. tons of people dye them to go with their hair color. but you're probably right about this being more natural because she used to have such bad roots when she was platinum.

To me it looks like she´s gonna explode any time!

I wouldn't even do her with somebody else's dick.

those boobs are not fake. Those lips look like crap, stay within the lines dumbass!

She's a pretty girl and her tits look hot. 'Nuff said.

she actually has looked a little chubs lately...and why does someone with D cups need fakies? she should have just gone with a breast lift. and get RID of the brown hair!

Okay, she is SO over.

Looks about 35 and she's what - 24?

NEXT!!

Breast lift?

Implants at some point would be appropriate. Veronika Zemanova had spectacular real boobs, until gravity began to assert itself.

Maybe topless b4 and after pics of Jess?

Bitch needs to get an ass pounding that will wipe that innocent look on her face.

ugly ass bitch with ugly ass tits

very...monochromatic.
poo brown hair,poo brown skin,poo brown eyes and eyebrows,poo brown lipstick.

Let's see,
1) Vapid/Vacant dead-eye stare- definitely no one home
2) Ass-chin- huge personal turn-off
3) Dressed like an organ-grinder monkey that's lost their hat
4) Puffed up clown make-up lips
5) Obvious hair extensions

Tits, Yay... so fucking what. All chicks have tits. You can find them on any number of women that are way better looking that this ignorant, semi-retarded, no-talent bitch.

Can someone put a bullet in her head please?

Is it possible to have enough "dumb" inside oneself that it begins to rub off "ugly" on your appearance and no matter what you do you can't make yourself look better?
Answer: switch the "it" and the "is" in the question; replace the "?" with ": Jessica."

She looks more like 45+

tranny

I don't know if the bottom of her hair is fake or not, but it sure looks better than the top. She should opt for that lighter color, this one makes her look much older than she actually is. And so does the makeup. The boobies look super blown up, as does her face and lips. If it's not due to surgery, then something's wrong.

I wan't to see her AND her sister naked SO bad, I would give everything I own for a one night private stripshow........with lap dances of course and hopefully some fucking!

trannylicious lol

I read an interview with Jessica Simpson a while ago when she said that she has always had a big chest, since she was little and her boobs were too big for her body. I myself am...overly endowed, and I know that when your boobs are naturally big, they sag earlier. She probably just got a breast lift (I'm getting one myself when I finish college) and that surgery can make you look like you've gotten implants.

Wow, I had no idea people could be all one color! It makes me question everything I know.

as if any dude posting here still wouldnt nail this chick. dont lie to yourself

She looks like a trannie

She DOES NOT look like a tranny, Jessica is very feminine looking! I think some of you have spent to much time around trannys!

She looks exactly like that boyfriend she has... the one who sings... he is very famous... right? Well, the fact is she has the same droopy expression, and hair color, perkied tits, though.

Close your eyes,open your mouth and you will get a big surprise

I am sure Papa Joe told her she sure looks pretty!

I think her make up is too much but the hair color isn't horrible. It does compliment her skin tone pretty good. I think the hair STYLE is too much. Plus enough with the chest, we all know she has one why shove it in our faces all the time?

She's a retard but, i'd Beastfuck her.

I think she looks natural and gorgeous! That hair color makes her eyes pop. The outfit accents her body perfectly. She has great breast and a gorgeous face. Hot all the way.

She looks fine enough but she looked 10X better back when her and Nick were one!

whatever!! she'll always look fugly just like her sis!

horsey face

Shes still worth a jerk

i have seen her look a lot better than she does here... did she wake up and think

"i reckon i'll go with the drag queen look today"

The hair, the makeup... Awful

ummm ok...How come I never seen her on any of the butt faces posts?? and proactive obviously doesn't work!

she was so cute and natural back in the day...she should fire everybody and start over...

Those monsters are just yearning to breathe free. But the "crazy eyes" are a big minus.

Yes Yes, Big Tittaaayss

p.s.:I love her and this picture just makes me want to give her a hug becuase I feel so bad for her.

Woof! Woof! Woof!

Translation from J. Simpson language to human: "Ugly bitch!"

i'd tap it on her forehead. looks good to me.

Her photos are an insult to aesthetics.

mmm..its all good to me, but did she really have work done on the rack? why fix what's not broken?

Way too much sun...lines all over. Still pretty though.

If i wasn't nice i'd say she looks like a used up hooker. But since i am a nice girl, i'd say, go less with the tan, stop puffing up your lips, cut off those ugly fried up extensions, wear something lighter and more feminine and reduce the amount of make up.

Also, tone up a bit.