Bastardly Fanmail! Vanessa Hudgens Sextape Exists? Don't Report Us To Our Host!
Monday, May 7th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
In another edition of Bastardly Fanmail I'd like to focus your attention on Ryan T (pictured above). I completely agree that we are low lifes and should be reported to our host. Moe and I do need to grow up. We're such insenstive bastards. We're sorrry (yes, 3 r's!) for our complete existence, Ryan. No hard feelings Ryan, how about I send some traffic to your website, RyanTomlinsonOnLife.com, so everyone can see some really neat pictures of your awesome friends! Maybe we can be friends too! Neato!
Now... about that supposed Vanessa Hudgens non-existent sextape that you've apparently been made privy to as you say she's related to you via marriage. Could it be that one of the few times The Bastardly makes up some bullshit based on paparazzi photos that it truly is fact and will come to fruititon? So you're admitting that you've viewed a non-existent sextape of a family member? Also, you're willing to sell out your family for $500. Wow! Truly bastardly! You're so awesome! Well, come on now Ryan, why would you like do deal with some small lame ass operation like us for only $500 for a non-existent sextape of a family member! Dude, take this info of a non-existent sextape of a family member to Vivid, I'm sure they'll pay you a nice sum! We're still waiting for those screen caps; I mean, is Vanessa a dirty little slut like Olivia Mojica or a boring piece of dead wood like Kim Kardashian Superstar? I'm sure you can make-up, err... I mean, give a totally accurate description since you've like totally seen it man!
Cheers Ryan Tomlinson! And again, whenever you feel hate, read some Tolstoy.
Ryan T wrote:
you fuckin low life.. How would you like it if someone posted you on their dissing you. You wouldn't like would you. Fucking grow up.. I do know how to find your host and launch a complaint againt again your ass for being a dick.
Dearest Ryan,
Please find our host & complain.
Why is your heart filled w/ so much hatred? Do you need a hug or just some ass?
Cheers,
Bastardly Staff
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So is there a tape or what?!?!
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This guy is a serious loser. He must have just got on the internet to think a Hosting site will pull you for posting celeb photos. Excuse me while I laugh myself silly
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Mr Chubby scoffs at the righteous indignation of it all. Sex tape? Bring it!!!
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I'm sorry, who is this bitch? A hell of a lot of bitching over some no name....
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maybe a post about vanessa and zac riding a unicorn and jumping over a rainbow while eating cotton candy...will placate this sissy...
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hahahahahahahahaha damn, man. Selling out your cousin! What a tool.
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LOLLLLLLLL, do people actually believe this shit? And bastardly, if ur fuckin around with him u need to do a better job. This guy's a fuckin loser and needs a life and needs to stop pretending he knows celebs, he could also give school a shot, he spells like a 4 year old with a crayon shoved in their nose.
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Who the fuck watches a sex tape of a family member? If there is one.
Jesus Christ, cue the banjo already!
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Ryan:
Wherever you are, stay "their". Hopefully it's nowhere near me.
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like she would ever do a sextape... shes 18... she may not be a virgin anymore but she sure as hell hasnt been having sex for long and im sure a sextape hasnt even crossed her mind... what people do to get attention...
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Oh gosh, WTF. Hahaha.
You're RETARD if you really think people with a brain are gonna believe this crap, lyk really.
Get a life MUCH though?
Oh and that Ryan GAY guy is fugly, sorry2say.
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Oooooooo, what's with the picture, are we supposed to be intimidated? This guy changed his tune real quick when money came into the picture. $500 is chump-change for something like this--but I guess this chump isn't smart enough realize that.
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fuck, get off this guys nuts!!!! hes only trying to make a living, think of all the crack you can buy with 500 AMERICAN cash
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Who's this trailer-trash splooge donkey?
And why should anyone give a flying fuck?
Now show us that tape.
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um, i know vanessa in reality. and she DOES NOT have a sex tape. nor is that other person related to her. you don't have to pay me $500 for my info. vanessa's plate is clean. there is no sextape. and they're was never one. if you need anything else, like information on her and such. contact me, 1-931-906-7548. my name is hollie. you can also reach me at www.myspace.com/hollieshelton. i can't believe you guys actually believed she has a sex tape. thats sick.
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i could deffernetly belive the slut has made a sex tape wanna be slag no one would know who she was if she wasnt in high school musical she cant sing either
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how do u know about vanesssa .......................sex tape???????????????????????
u can email my at my space./cat12332 oky
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i my name is shantel williams i am from jamaica i really want to be a singer not in the future but right now here is my number 362-9340 please give me and answer
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LMAO! This guy is sick! Who watches a family member's sextape!?
"she is awesome."
Fuckin disgustin!
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he and all of her family are sick
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With family like that, who needs enemies...
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hahahaha!
so i clicked that link to ryantomlinsononlife.com
to find out how ryan reconciles the existence of evil
with the existence of a good and all powerful god
and all i get is a bunch of stupid pictures of inflatable swimming pools and bad hair cuts
what gives ryan?
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