Bastardly Breaking News! Natalie Portman's Boo-Boo Getting Better!! Goes From Two Band-Aids to ONE!!!!
Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Looking Juicy = The lower Manhattan Cultural Center's annual "Downtown Dinner"
Looking Like Trash = Walking around NYC
Related in a Scandalous way:
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- Bastardly Breaking News! Natalie Portman Doesn't Drink FIJI Water!
- Breaking News!! Natalie Portman Flies Air France Airlines!
- Bastardly Breaking New! Natalie Portman checks her Blackberry!
- Breaking! Natalie Portman Bought Something At Maryam Nassir Zadeh!!
I'd like to give her an injection of meat in her little ass...
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You do realize that they are on different arms, no?
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What's up w/ the toes?
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We need a B.W.U.W.T.T.C.
(Bastardly What's Up W/ The Toes Cam)
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WE'VE GOT A CUTTER!!!!!!!!
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its a fashion statement, right?
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Toes look alright to me. The shoes are not doing those cute little pixie toes any favours though.
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i'm going to get a bit romantic here and say that if i could, i would marry her and give her 3 babies. but the kids would be catholic, no joos allowed
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lol...great captions...
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leave my future wife alone, she is perfection...well apart from the Jewish thing...ha ha
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Brain flatulence!
...She was in V for Vendetta that was a neat movie.
neat. shes a cutter. neat. probably not really, though. neat.
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I wouldn't fuck her with your Dick............I'd definitely use mine.
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