Brooke Hogan's New Career Strategy: Strip While Trying To Singing



What kind of crack is Brooke Hogan smoking?! I'm pretty sure everybody she hangs out w/ is scared to tell her to stop embarrassing herself b/c they don't want to be clotheslined by Daddy Hogan. I don't blame them.

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She looks like a man....

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 @ 7:45pm
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is that her brother!?
was this at West Virginapalooza

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 @ 7:51pm
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She looks damn good, this is funny tho cause on that gay show Hulk would bitch about her showing any skin and now she's a stripper whore. I'd take a lap dance tho.

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 @ 7:55pm
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What a disgrace.

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 @ 8:03pm
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wtf?????

you bastards, you know i dont wanna see shit like this.

this stuff should be rated r for being fucking repulsive.

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 @ 8:32pm
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i cant tell. is the penis chopped off or really tightly tucked?

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 @ 9:43pm
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in some pics she looks like she's sing out of her ass-chin...

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 @ 10:36pm
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what a mangina! those are thick lips!! what will you do when her hulkamania is runs wild on you brother!!

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 @ 10:45pm
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@francois antoine: Are you kidding? She looks like a tranny... but I guess you're into that.

And Anne Hathaway is hot? LMAO!

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 @ 11:09pm
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girls a fat bitch

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 @ 11:57pm
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normally she's on the masculine side, but she actually looks good here. her legs are tan and toned, not too much evidence of cellulite...and her ass looks great in pic 2, page 1.

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 12:30am
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I'd knock the back outta that amazon bitch.

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 1:59am
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now i'm confused,. have she had some work done on her face? she looks surprisingly hot in these picz :o

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 3:33am
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now that a whole lotta woman

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 3:46am
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it makes me feel weird to say this, but her body isn't that bad. She has a healthy look about her. Frankly, I'd rather see more girls(prettier of course) who had her body than their twig skinny ones.

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 3:49am
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not thats a whole lotta woman

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 3:52am
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If you've ever seen an episode or two of the reality show following her family around (yes, unfortunately, I've seen it), it becomes painfully obvious that she and her supposed "singing career" are truly textbook examples of trying desperately to manufacture an artist from scratch, regardless of a total lack of any talent. Her dad is literally trying to buy a career for her.

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 4:52am
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wow..those surgeons did a pretty good job and on a side note, sorry bitch,but anne really IS hot.

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 6:44am
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I can see her squashing some poor guy's head with those thighs, she looks like 30 and she's not even 20. I wonder how come Hulk doesn't mind having 30 something years old men drooling over her, but i guess that show business

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 7:52am
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I've seen worse. I don't know if I've heard worse...

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 8:40am
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I'd sweat it up!

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 8:45am
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He/She should have stayed with the WWF where he/she belongs.

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 9:13am
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actually I agree, second page pic 1: the guy has a boner!

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 9:26am
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face is busted. Orange tan and bleach blond hair must run in the genes.

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 10:16am
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Hmmmm... just adding some tits that body would be quite good for banging to death.

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 11:28am
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Holy shit she's a dinosaur!

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 12:11pm
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That dancer is pitching a tent, man.

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 9:13pm
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Oh any you would tap that.

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 11:32pm
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she reminds me of britney spears for some reason.

Friday, May 11th, 2007 @ 5:42am
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She's got a good body - she doesn't need to show it off.
Shame about the face... I still say she'd look a lot better as a brunette.

Friday, May 11th, 2007 @ 7:03am
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she’s not anne hathaway hot, or adriana lima hot, but she’s carmen electra hot.------

how in the fuck can you put brooke "busted ugly ass chin face" hogan in the same sentence as Adriana Lima?? Brooke is a tranny dog. Carmen Electra IS hot, but even lovely Carmen can't compare to stunning Adriana Lima.

Saturday, May 12th, 2007 @ 10:08am
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too thick and stocky for my blood......if her face was pretty, i could overlook her man on steriods like build......i would have to take out extra life insurance to fuck her, because her legs alone could crush me to death.

Saturday, May 12th, 2007 @ 10:17am
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honey give it up. You are not skinny, pretty, or even cute -- just delsusional.

Saturday, May 12th, 2007 @ 4:53pm
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busted & fat. not a good look on a girl. ooops, i mean trannie.

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 8:26am
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i would anal her ass and pop that whores cherrie in half and blow my load on that face that might help!!!!!!!!

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007 @ 7:10pm
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clear stripper heels!!

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 @ 8:45pm
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she's not anne hathaway hot, or adriana lima hot, but she's carmen electra hot.

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 @ 10:36pm
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did i mention that she's a whole lot of woman? i wouldn't wanna be her man

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 3:53am
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looks good to me (minus the labia)

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 10:16am
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she does look damn good if you compare her to other witches walking around hollywood

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 @ 9:00pm
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looks like the guy has a boner on the second page

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 @ 9:01pm
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so hotttttttttt

Sunday, May 4th, 2008 @ 4:05pm
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