Bastardly Asks: What's Inside Rihanna's Golden Suitcase?



It's nice to see that she's investing her hard earned money in the precious metals industry...

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nose covers half of the face of that nigress

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 4:39pm
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slipshod is a homo.

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 4:44pm
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yep she has a big nose but i guess that's better than nasty shit like jessica simpson and lindsay lohan lol

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 5:07pm
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hookers make so much money these days

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 5:15pm
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This guy above me, beat me to the punch!

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 5:42pm
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I´m so loving the shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!! And her nose is fine, she´s a black woman, nothing looks stranger than a black person with some of those Jackson Family´s noses. The only wrong thing about her is that big forehead! You could screen movies on it.

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 5:46pm
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And guys like Slipshod and Frapp, not only are closet gays, but you know...they post these racists comments thinking they are funny...or maybe just to give themselves some sort of existence, since people insist in replying them. So they post, people answer...therefore, they exist.

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 5:50pm
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the only thing that needs to be said about her is that she'd beautiful. that's it.

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 5:52pm
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ya, some people just don't have anything funny to say so they drag race into it...

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 5:59pm
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she is both hot and beautiful.

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 7:44pm
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YES SHE IS HOT AND BEAUTIFUL HER LEGS ARE DAMN SEXY... you guys are all homos her nose is fine and natural...

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 8:04pm
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Calling people gay is getting so old. Why would a faggot come to moejackson.com. Most of the people here are probably just mean, slightly immature, maybe even women haters but I dont think anyone is gay or jealous.

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 8:14pm
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cutieeeee

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 8:30pm
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Well duh she has a big nose. She's black. It doesn't make her any less beautiful.

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 8:45pm
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shes ugly

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 8:49pm
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Let´s all clap hands to Mr. Slipshod...I have never laughed that much in my entire life...Oh man you are so funny...LOL jokes about black people stealing things, that´so new!!!!!!! You are great man, you are...very smart jokes.

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 9:22pm
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she's very beautiful and those who hate on her or on other races in general are just people who deep down hate themselves and are so unhappy in their own looks that they have to stoop to such low levels to hate on others...so sad

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 9:59pm
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KNow what UI woudl like inside of the golden box? me.

Friday, May 11th, 2007 @ 12:26am
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Wow. Some of these comments are straight up stupid. There is no need for her to steal a tv as she has way more money than shitshod could ever dream of. Haha. And what does her being black have to do with her nose being big? Not all black people's noses are big. In fact, I've DEFINITELY seen big noses on white people THE MOST! And pointy. Get a life!

Friday, May 11th, 2007 @ 12:59am
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And her nose is not big , it is a littl wide...which is normal, by the way.

Friday, May 11th, 2007 @ 1:32am
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She's gorgeous, big forehead and all. Especially with the black hair. The legs are a little weird below the knee to me, but thats irrelevant.

Friday, May 11th, 2007 @ 9:03am
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A true Bahamian Goddess.

Friday, May 11th, 2007 @ 1:40pm
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barbadian....not bahamian

Friday, May 11th, 2007 @ 7:42pm
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she gorgeous

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 3:49pm
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Rihanna is sexy. Irina, all black people do not have big noses. You act like the fact that she's black, she's SUPPOSED to have a big nose. I'm black and I don't have a big nose. Rihanna is too cute anyway. I'm sure she doesn't care what you people have to say about her. And Slipshop, your jokes are played out. Black people jokes are not in anymore. Maybe in Alabama, but not in the rest of the modern world. You're probably some ugly ass fat redneck who wishes he could get a woman like Rihanna. The only girl you would be able to pick up are white trash hoes who weigh the same as 5 Rihannas.

Saturday, May 19th, 2007 @ 10:37am
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slipshod you are a racist cunt and u are either a jealous transvestite or a useless gay who sticks your dick that is surrounded by your stink nappy pubes into the ass of useless gay like yourself so rot while i work some caribbean voodoo on you and u die a thousand deaths mother f**ker.

Saturday, May 26th, 2007 @ 2:51am
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looks very pretty here

Friday, June 29th, 2007 @ 5:23pm
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ALL YOU YH WHO KEEP SAYIN NASTY STUFF ABOUT RIHANNAH ARE JUST JEALOUS JUST COZ U DONT LOOK AS GOOD AS HER

GROW UP !

Monday, September 17th, 2007 @ 2:49pm
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BIG ASS NOSE!!! SHE'S SO UGLY. FUCKIN CUNT.

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007 @ 10:08pm
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her dick is inside her suitcase

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 5:17pm
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Damn that is one ugly bitch with an ugly body and ugly eyes too!

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 8:17pm
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ahhhh that would be her spaceship...she is from the planet FFF...(Five Fingers Forehead)

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 8:30pm
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that bag is too small to hold a stolen tv....or maybe a small one

she might be practicing for the big leagues

nappy headed ho

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 @ 8:45pm
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ALL YOU SHORT DICK RED NECK, BLOODY CUNT SUCKEN, HOG ROASTEN ATHEIST'S:

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!
To everyone else, let the kids have their racist playtime, they have to vent somewhere cause they would'nt say that shit to a real, and I do mean real ass NIGGGGGGRRRRROOOOO!face to face. Like me or any one in my family, cause in person, we would BUST YOU A BIG ASS HOLE IN YO FOREHEAD, steal all yo mamma's t.v's, AND FLATTEN YOUR PELICAN NOSE SOOOOO, YO DAD WOULD THINK YOU'ZE A NIGGA boyyyyyy!
HOLLA AT A REAL GANGSTA BITCH, BITCH!!! WE'ZE THEM NIGGA'S YA TALKEN ABOUT THAT'LL STEAL ALL YO SHIT, MOVE ON MY BLOCK N- C SOME REAL NIGGERS PERFORM. YO ASS BE PACKEN UP THE FORE RUNNER-GUN'S N ROSES CRACKHEAD BITCHES!!!

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 5:01pm
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Don't Hate her
She is just enjoying the life that was given to her.
If you were a famous singer with money wouldn't you spend it too?...or would you still shop at Walmart?

If you have it...use it $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 11:25pm
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