Bastardly Hot or Not: Paz De La Huerta @ "Georgia Rule" Premiere
Thursday, May 10th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
And the Wiki says...
Paz de la Huerta (born September 4, 1984 in New York City) is an American actress, who grew up in Manhattan and now lives in TriBeCa.
She's a graduate of Saint Ann's School and has starred in such films as The Cider House Rules, Chelsea Walls, Bringing Rain, and A Walk to Remember.
She was raised half in Spain and in America. Her birthday is September the 3rd, 1984. She speaks French, Spanish and English fluently. She is an Spanish-Americana actress, as well as a filmaker. She has made two films, Salome and Pupa Papa Puta, which were screened alongside Crispin Glover's What is it. She is also an model, having done campaighns for Alberta Ferretti, Uniglo, and Wolford. She has been linked romantically in the news to Jack Nicholson and Orlando Bloom. [Wiki]
IS THIS A JOKE? WTF MOE, HOT OR NOT? SHE IS DISGUSTING. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
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This chick reminds me of the evil dude in the painting from Ghostbusters 2. You all have to know who i'm talking about. River of slime/NIGHTMARES!
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soooo not hot
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I think i puked a bit in my mouth...the fact that she makes more money than I do makes me want to kill someone (not someone...her)
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Another fugly white girl in Hollywood.... yay.
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That face looks like a box of smashed crabs!
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hello sir
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Jeeze, I was bout to say don't be hard on this woman she's clearly in her late 40's... then I saw she's about 8 years younger than me.. Lay of whatever it is darling you look like hell.
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*Hands her a cutter knife* From ear to ear and under jawline, dear.
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Looks like 25 miles of bad road from here, Sir!
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holy fuck. suggestion: decapitation.
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I can't believe the hot or not question was asked.
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How unfortunate looking. I suggest developing some discernable skills and go from there.
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Is it OK for me to be afraid?....Because I am.
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Wait a minute. This isn't a chick. This is the kid from the movie Mask wearing a dress.
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looks like fucking molly ringwald after being run over a couple hundred times by a bus
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@RTBoston
Yeah. I thought of Viggo too.......
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She's obviously wilful, I'll giver that much.
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proof that New Yorkers are ass ugly.
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Fugalicious?
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Holy Downs face, Batman.
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I swear I thought it was a man in drag till I read her bio.
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Holy FUCK!!
The only remedy for this dog....is a body bag!
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Model? Are you fucking kidding me? I could never get past those beady little eyes, let alone the entire retarded face!
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This bitch is manly. That's all I've got to say. The dress doesn't help at all.
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Here's some advice...skip the surgeon, save your money, buy a brown bag and wear it!
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Aw honey, why the long face?
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not.
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It's her mouth...it appears to be spermanently stuck in an expression of smelling something really bad.
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"spermanently". ha. typo or not.
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Dear God.....
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Mashed crabs? she looks more like an inverted rectum!
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Holy Hell! I've seen better heads on a bastard cat!
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Oh Shit I just went back up and read the last sentence she was linked to Orlando Bloom and Jack Nickolson. That has got to be a joke right.
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spermanently? Woa, typo, I mean it!
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"spermanently". ha. typo or not.
As for that consulting...: no, i wouldn't even talk to you or write you anything or sign-language-ize you.
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