Bastardly Fashion Crack Rating: Mischa Barton @ Mahiki Club in London
Friday, May 11th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
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She is looking so nasty, I wouldn't fuck her with Papi's dick....
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...and even if you did, would it be big enough?
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The ugly stick's gotten a workout this week.
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She has the worst legs - front is bad enough, from the back I want to pile pineapple on all that cottage cheese ...I don't get why she wears such short dresses all the time, it looks ridiculous. And why always flats??? Yea she's a shill for Keds but honey, unless you're 12 it just doesn't work ...
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Heather Mills has better legs.
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I haven't liked her since the bloody pants pictures.
Just nasty!
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Strange! I scrolled thru the bastardly topics and somehow I missed this one...
"…and even if you did, would it be big enough? "
#2, ????..., I'm not even sure what that means and I'm not fucking retarded.
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Picking on Mischa is really no fun anymore--it's too easy. She's a sitting duck: a no talent, skinny fat person, with a crooked mouth, lifeless expression, gawky movements, bad legs, no muscles, stupid clothes, and a pointless life. Surely there's a bus out there she can walk in front of.
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She needs to get a tan, gain 25lbs, and a fucking stylist.
Then perhaps I'd consider cracking her oyster.
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yeah..those legs might be shapeless and pasty, but i would still spread' em and chow down.
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Yeah, unattractive legs, but absolutely beautiful face. Look at other young actress/tramps — Lohan, Paris, Nicole. Trashy but not pretty. This one has gorgeous face. The only other two beauties are Keira and Natalie Portman.
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i think her outfit's kind of cute.. kind of. but the rest of her leaves a lot to be desired. thats kind of stating the obvious though
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shapeless trunk legs... will someone please tell her, COVER UP those legs!
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WAT!!Wats wrong with her face or legs u maotherfuckers!?
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i bet her farts smell real bad
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