Bastardly Breaking News!! Christina Aguilera Took Her Pet Monkey to Eat @ Georgio Balbi Restaurant in LA

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If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times.

Christina Aguilera is UGLY! Even WITH all that makeup (she's wearing more than all the Pussycat Dolls combined, FYI), she's still very unattractive. NOT a natural beauty.

And that husband of hers must be a very nice man, 'cause he looks like Curious George's ugly older brother.

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 1:09pm
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ORANGE.
still ugly

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 1:42pm
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She is a beautiful person, but she needs to drop some make-up.

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 1:47pm
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Hmmm....
He looks like Mr. Peepers and she looks like she's ready for a Denver Broncos game.
I wonder what letter she has painted on the stomach?

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 2:32pm
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she's married to a Monchichi?

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 3:01pm
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she is orange i hate orange girls!

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 3:09pm
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orange orangutan and hairy monkey

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 3:14pm
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I'd like to have orange sex with her

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 3:16pm
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Clown ass bitch.

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 3:21pm
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I wanna lick the orange dreamcicle...

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 3:33pm
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dear christina,

ease up on the carrots. they do you no good. and please go back to the "dirrty" phase.

daddy likey.

XXXXXX

JOHNY ROTTEN

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 4:29pm
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looks like a pedophile

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 4:29pm
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yuck...fake, ugly orange bitch why does she think she looks good. Can't stand her.

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 6:16pm
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I hope she got a refund on that Mystic Tan.

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 7:31pm
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ahahhaha she looks like she's wearing an orange mask in the first pic

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 11:29pm
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I think shes attractive, but holy shit! Why must she be so damn orange

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 12:55am
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Lose the fake fucking tan, Christina. Damnit. There is plenty of potential underneath that terrible orange "glow"

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 3:27am
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zzzz boring tranny

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 5:58am
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She'd allways liked this: tones of makeup, orange skin, few bottles of hairspray on her head. Now she looks like 37 old woman, who's zoophilic and have nothing to lose.

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 11:18am
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Orange you glad i didn't say banana???

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 1:09pm
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Its nothing but hotness once you peel all the orange off.

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 11:53pm
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Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 3:02pm
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He is almost always behind her , lmao

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 4:30pm
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Who new monkeys prefered orange over banana.

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 11:54pm
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she is beautiful! but she is married to a monkey i just don't get it where the hell did he find his 4-leaf clover!!!

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 @ 1:54am
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The question is, which one is uglier.

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 @ 9:02pm
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