Alessandra Ambrosio & Adriana Lima with The Bastardly Morning Report
Monday, May 14th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

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Which one is which?
Who cares. BO RING.
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Mistermind is a MO RON...both soooo hot
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Misterdouche = homo
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They both take it up the ass.
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Adriana's eyes = $$$$$$$
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Both looking sexy on the cover of VS Swim magazine:
http://forum.ryoni.com/groupee_files/photo_albums/9/6/6/966103/32510204_...
Adri left, Ale right
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Look at Ale´s face! it´s a tranny!And Adriana must weight more 100 lbs just because the makeup...
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am i the only one who thinks ale is way prettier than adriana? adriana is cute but alessandra is gorgeous and sexy imo!!!
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Both are gorgeous!! But lately, I think Ale's getting a lead over Adriana... Ale's soooooooooo beautiful -- God must have been in a very good mood the day she was born.
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gorgeous
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uh oh! someone named ale has been plumping her upper lip! i would say not a positive enhancement! trout lips!
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Adriana is waaaaaay more beautiful than Ale. Yes, Ale has a very beautiful face. But, there's something magical about Adriana. Look at that first pic MissCuba posted.
Adriana has a face like a porcelain doll! STUNNING.
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alessandra looks mannish and adriana is ugly when she opens her mouth...
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I'll say it like this:
Adriana has been slacking lately and gained too much weight. But if you have been following Adriana through her prime, you will know that nothing could touch her back then. She blew Alessandra out of the water. Longer legs, stronger eyes, better curves, more feminine face shape, the list goes on. I think Adriana will lose a few pounds and be back with a vengeace for this year's VS show.
There is no way Alessandra will ever get near this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTQY2mtemGI
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She doesn't look ugly when she opens her mouth. She has a gorgeous and unique smile. Not like that typical Hollywood smile.
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Holy shit...amazing pics MissCuba and Pstroyer...seriously amazing...
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They are so beautiful!
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Adriana's eyes are beautiful yes.. but the distance between them horrifies me!
Alessandra is perfection.
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Her eyes are not farther apart than Ale's. Ale just has a long narrow head with a big forehead and a pointy chin whereas Adriana's face is rounder with fewer harsh lines. Adriana's face is definitely more soft and feminine whereas Ale tends to look like tranny. No offence to Ale, she is still gorgeous.
http://www.casperchristophersen.com/adri_ale.jpg
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ale is pretty thin, small breasts, scary man legs, and a wide forehead.
Adriana is better because of her eyes and curves.
Judging from the first photo, now they are BOTH doing injections in their lips.
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omega, I doubt Adriana has had injections in her lips.
This is Adriana when she was 14 years old:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmVq60XGh7s
She has the exact same lips. And I doubt she would have had surgical procedures at such a tender age :) In fact, I don't think it's even legal for purely aesthetic reasons at that age?
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they are beautiful no doubt
of course they're brazilians...
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oh I was simply going off of what this website said about her. Her top lip actually changed it shape in these pics
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005430.html
also here her lips seem deflated in pic 2
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2007/04/11/the-sexy-adriana-lima-perf...
she is still very sexy with her legs, curves, and eyes.
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also I don't think collagen injections are considered an aesthetic procedure.
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I was just going off of what this website said, even the shape of her upper lip changed after the injections
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005430.html
here her lips are deflated and disappering in pic 2
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2007/04/11/the-sexy-adriana-lima-perf...
don't get me wrong, she is very hot with her eyes, legs, and curves
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MisterMind .... it does not matter "Which one is which?". The fact is that they are the sexiest girls ever, all u have to do is vote for them, so write their name in the 1st and 2nd position, because they both have the same level of hotness.
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look here her lips are deflated and disappearing, this is why I think she had injections.
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2007/04/11/the-sexy-adriana-lima-perf...
don't get me wrong she is hot with her eyes and legs
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No, it's the way she tighten her lips in those pictures. She was discovered by an agent at a mall when she was 13 and has always had plump lips (there are pictures). No way in hell she would have her lips injected with collagen at the age of 13-14. It's not like she even planned to be a model and I doubt she would have been picked up if she had no lips. I love how people find pictures where boobs or lips seem a little bigger and then compare them to pictures where boobs or lips seem a little smaller and then start shouting "fake!". That video of young Adriana proves that she has beautiful natural lips.
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sorry about all those posts guys
oh in the modeling world, I know of girls that had plastic surgery as young as 11.
I am not saying she doesnt have any lips, I am saying naturally they are smaller
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Theyre both hot, lips or no lips. I wish i was in the middle of these fine bitches.
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awful plastic surgery.com is a joke of a website
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Why would Adriana need collagen injections, she's mixed race! Don't you Americans understand what mixed race means?? LOL
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You will probably have stinky gooy vagina.
Im a virgin and I notice girls who have sex have stinky vaginas. My friend always gets infetions (not stds) from having sex and she smells, she uses stuff to cover it up (mask the odor) and I till your just going to make it worse stop having sex and heal. People say old people stink maybe that's from having sex and kids for so many years. I mean they they lost baldder control ,vaginal control and they have hemmrods they leaking all over the place. Is sex really worth it? So I saythis if your a virgin stay a virgin. Im going to stay a virgin for the rest of my life. If people try to pick on you say will I have my own belifs and my own mind unlike you, you have to copy what everybody else is doing. ' Im going to do it because sally and she cool so there must be nothing worng with it and it going to make me her'.whatever You can also tell them atleast my vagina isn't wide and saggy wit all that stinky stuff coming out.
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Alessandra on the left, Adriana on the right.
Go Alessandra, we love you.
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