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Friday, May 18th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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who the fuck am I? another hollywood ho with an inch of makeup and a huge ego
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Her boyfriend looks like a retarted Dave Gahan (from Depeche Mode) after a week of drinking. No offence Dave, you look great, but your almost-duplicate doesn't.
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This is my pet monkey named shithead.
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Do you have a permit for that minkey?
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christina never really understood why she always had to buy an extra ticket when she and her husband went to the zoo... the extra one was for him to get out.
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Yes I am one motor boating SOB.
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"Whore Orange & Death White it's the new trend"
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Monkey: "Those two melons are all mine, aaaalll miiineee"
Christina: "He's not a monkey, he's more like a donkey, mmmmm"
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she looks like she is sucking in!!! but the guy is lucky, i guess looks aren;t everything
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Keanu Reeve's uglier twin looked slightly happier than he did
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Maybe he's a nice person? Otherwise, I just don't understand.
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below average slut and a below average guy...
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"i hope this party ends already so i can have monkey sex with MY WIFE!!!"
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That guy: Hmmm.....if i look like a monkey and Christina is orange, would our babies look like orangutans?
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Christina is one hot orange babe. When will she throw away her token monkey damn it. He's almost always in the background in pics of the two, its like shes embarrassed to be seen with her monkey or something. By the way, he looks like a very sad monkey
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They should dress to like... match each other more. He should be wearing a tux if she's gonna be wearing that. Or if he's gonna turn up looking like he just climbed out of bed, she should be looking more boho. It's like they got dressed seperately and then were like, whoops, we don't really go together very well.
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the lady and the tramp. (not that christina really qualifies as a lady, but her husband looks like a fucking hobo...)
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Do not feed the Brattman after midnight or expose him to bright light.
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Never drink milk after drinking orange juice.
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Animal Cruelty!!!!!!!!!!!
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