Jessica Alba & Cash "DAMN YOU" Warren @ Warriors vs. Jazz
Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Related in a Scandalous way:
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- Breaking!! Jessica Alba Looks Different Than Her Campari Calendar Shoot!
- Breaking! Anne Hathaway Drank Fiji Water While Walking in SoHo!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Jessica Alba Signs Autograph With Black Sharpie!

























Is that the Bastardly Constipation Cam?
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I´m really not feeling this nasty dog loving slut at all. She used to be hot in her Flipper days though.
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What the hell is up with the fucking boots?!!
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Pretty, but not anyway near being "the sexiest" or "most beautiful" woman in the world.
Plus, she really needs to gain a few pounds. Her arms are scary...
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he is sooooooo hot!
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RASHEED: I AGREE COMPLETELY.
SLOBBA IS.....
OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED OVERRATED
ENUF OF HER ALREADY!!!!!! YEAH YEAH SHES THIN ON THE TOP NOW, SO FUCKIN WHAT? BITCH IS STILL AN ANNOYING SHIT SMEAR, AND I BET SHE WENT TO THAT GAME TO FUCK A BUNCH OF "IMPORTANT" PEOPLE. FX CHANNEL IS DOING A "SEXIEST STARS" AND SO THE BITCH HAS SOME WORK TO DO. SPREAD HER KIDNEYS, FUCKS AND SUCKS AND DOES WHAT SHE CAN TO MAKE HERSELF "KNOWN, SERIOUS AND CLASSY" DUDE...ROF-MOTHERFUCKIN-L!!!!!!!
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i'm not interested in finding out for myself, but who the fuck is that guy? if she likes losers, how come i missed out on her.
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even if she's looking normal with no hair and make up, still very,very cute. and vito...YOUR CAPS CAN BE TURNED OFF! PLEASE TRY IT SOME TIME!! THANKS!
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francois that was brilliant !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
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hey francois antoine....
http://forum.moejackson.com/discussion/2001/beyond-and-beyond-and-amazin...
:)
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She looks like a tommy boy.
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She looks like a boy; not hot.
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I love your comments...is it me or has the Alba lost her looks somewhat?
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her eyes are scary-looking in these pics...
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no, she has. check out this pic:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=05&evt=alba-...
that's just scary.
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This chick was the hottest back in 05. She had a body i could find no fault with. Now she is just too. damn. skinny.
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Check out the GQ pics, her body looks so odd, her stomach has always been weirdly shaped and bulgy, but even more so in these pics. also the one where she's biting the rose, looks downright scary/ugly...and these are photoshopped pics..
.its so sad, she used to be so hot.
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JEZEBELL, MATE, YOU KNOW IT, OVERRATEDWHORESAREBORES ( GREAT NAME! ) AND MORGAN FUCKIN SAID IT!!!!!! AND THOSE PICS ARE SO INANE. NO I WONT SHUT MY CAPS OFF BECAUSE THIS IS HOW I POST. WHEN MY ROOMATE USED TO GO TO RAVES AND TAKE X SHED MAKE THE SAME FACES, SAME WITH THE WATER BOTTLE THING. LOL SHE ONCE GRABBED A WATER BOTTLE AND WENT TO TAKE A DRINK AND SPILLED IT ALL OVER HERSELF JUST LIKE THAT STUPID PIC OF SLOBBA SPITTING WATER ALL OVER CHEST. THE DIFFERENCE? MY ROOMATE WAS FUCKED UP AS SHIT LOL AND SLOBBA PROLLY JUST ATE ONE A DIETETIC MINT, LOL. WOW. I NEVER THOUGHT SHED HIT SUCH AN ALL TIME LOW, I KIND OF THOUGHT SHED LOOK SEMI DECENT, WITH AlL THAT WEIGHT LOSS, BUT NO, HER FACE IS ULTRA BUTTA, AND I NEVER LIKED HER LOOKS, NOT HER FUG FACE, NOT HER ODD BODY, NOT EVEN IN IDLE HANDS. SORRY, THIS IS MY OPINION, AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT SUCK IT AND SWALLOW SLOBBA WORSHIPERS!!!
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VITO I LUVV U:)
hehehe
I HATE ALBA
n GQ PIX
HUR FACE LUKZ SOO FUCKIN SCARY
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She looks so gorgeous all the time!
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