The Bastardly Minute With... Sad Piper Perabo

19 Scandalous Comments

I know what I would give to her, and it's not a cameo...

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 3:13pm
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i know whats the problem with her, its the stupid name it doesn't make sense. her parents fucked up

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 3:49pm
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But Piper Dear, we can't give you a cameo. No one knows who you are, darling.

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 4:14pm
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Had a cameo on House last week

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 5:00pm
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damn hot...put her in a movie with eliza dushku and shannon elizabeth as a trio of lesbian vampires with a leather fetish and i promise you a 100 million dollar blockbuster.

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 5:52pm
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Cheer up emo girl!

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 6:15pm
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ok..maybe 75 million.

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 6:16pm
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she is sexy

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 7:47pm
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coyote fugly...

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 8:02pm
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she has the dumbest facial expression ever...too bad, it is permanent...i feel like abusing her and hitting her in the head and be like stop with that fucking sad face!!

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 9:10pm
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2nd pic on pg 1-why would you wanna do a close up shot when your skin is nasty like that?

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 9:11pm
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I think she's gorgeous, but like d83 said, she does have stupid facial expressions.

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 9:44pm
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This girl is beautiful. Shes got one of those faces you wanna spray with love juice. I think if she had a hot body to go with it, she'd be more successful

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 @ 12:34am
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Boring.

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 @ 3:25am
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She's average. The lighting in pic on pg 2 makes her stringy hair look orange. Absolutley nothing special here.

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 @ 8:10am
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she doesnt need a cameo or so. NO a guy who takes her like she needs it. ^^

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 @ 8:48am
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OMG I LOVE this girl.

I'd give her something to work on..........................

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 1:38am
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hmmm Yes!

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 8:16am
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pretty

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 3:13pm
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