Caption This, Bitches! (Jailbait Edition)
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
I'm not going to touch this one... tags running through my head right now, "come here little girl", "I've got candy", and "Give your uncle a kiss".
Bend over you little cock tease!!!
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You can still be a Virgin if it's only A*nal Sex
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I'll find you if you tell the cops
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''So..one of the secrets of succeeding with women is making them laugh? Well, it looks I'm onto a winner here!!''
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And the G spot should be right about........there!
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I dropped the Dixie Chick for the ditzy chick.
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Anyway, AP needs to shave that damn beard before he looks anymore like Osama bin Laden or Fidel Castro. He's losing his hotness fast.
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why the hell should that asshole get away with doing things the rest of was would get busted for..i wanna shake his hand and kick his ass at the same time.
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Gimmie that dress bitch , it would look better on me.
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doubt that
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Now squawk like a little sping chicken and flap for daddy...mmm now thats a good girl.
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"the designer sure got your measurements right... its a PERFECT fit..."
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im sick and tired of saving the cheerleader i want to screw her
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"Just a few months and this meat is mine!"
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"Oh look - I just dropped a steaming log!"
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lets go and find paris and lohan and have a threesome who is she by the way
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Sorry about that, I just lost it there for a second.
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