Lunchtime Snack: Jessica Alba Does Another Beach Photoshoot

..and somehow that isn't my wildest fantasy. *ha ha* :)

Pass the tissues!

Alba's gorgeous. Cash Warren is a very lucky guy.

The ass looks a bit better than expected, but I have no interest in this dog loving slut with a boring face.

She's losing it.

the hotest of all the JESSICA's in hollywood.

francois antoine

the hotest of all the JESSICA’s in hollywood.

IS NOT

"World's Most Beautiful Woman"????..UMMMmm don't think so. Take away the PROFESSIONAL make up artist and PHOTOSHOP and you have an average ass skinny chick. *yawns*

Over rated.

THIS is perfection!
Enough with the professional makeup and light argument! They all use them!

So sick of the "if you don't like the same chicks I like, then you MUST be gay"-comments. Is it so hard to get that people have DIFFERENT OPINIONS?!

That said: she look great here, best I've seen her in a while. But still not the "hottest woman alive"...

fuck you and if you think Jessica Alba is hot then you are gay.

further living proof that she has NO ASS whatsoever

as a chick, i think its funny when guys argue over whether or not j. alba is hot. i think that some people resent her because she's always presented as "hottest" this or "sexiest" that, but seriously, you can't deny how beautiful she is. as far as all the "she wears too much makeup" crap.... she's actually one of the more natural beauties in hollywood...

She was hottest woman in 2005. Will always be hot, no matter what she does, but she should gain some weight

boring

say ron..maybe you could check out the jude law pics one post back ,maybe their more your "thing".

looks sag to me..hehehe

As long as she wears as less clothes as possible, she's hot.

good.

I dont like her either but I guess she's better than any fat or black woman.

don't hate bitches...appreciate!!

she is GORGEOUS!

END OF STORY!

beautiful and if you’re a dude and you don’t find these pics even the least bit hot..congratulations,you’re gay.-------------

I agree 110% David, I am a straight woman, and this lovely lady with her hott ass and tight tiny perfect body could make me go lesbo in a heartbeat. she is fine as hell and i can appreciate her incredible, beautiful DNA and not be some jealous biaaaaaaatch and try and say she is not fine and make myself look like an idiot.
Don't hate ladies, apprecitate.

Now if this thread was about Brooke Hogan, then I would tell the dude up there her was F'n crazy. But every guy i know thinks brooke hogan is a flabby trannie dog, but they love them some jessica alba.

um, stacy's mom, it must suck to have even less ass than this size 000 stick, doesnt it?

To you know it #24: Her ass looks way fine to me, so does the rest of her. JA is perfection........damn i am gettin all hot and bothered now lookin @ her. ok, I need some tissue ASAP!! The chick is fine, there are a few women, not all, but a few cunts on here that just need to get over it and deal with their fat ass selves and admit she is hot and your not, and just deal. It is true, Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And there are a bunch of Hollywood chicks that some people think look good and others don't, that's cool. However, JA is one of the few women out there that I think if a women does NOT like the way she looks and says she is not pretty or whatever.......it is purely out of jealousy.

um, my measurements are 32c-25-36

why would i be jealous of her stick figure?

um, my measurements are 32c-25-36

why would i be jealous of her stick figure? """""""""""""""""""""""'quote

Ya, sure they are. And even IF you are telling the truth, I bet your face (unlike Jessica Albas) is busted average to ugly. BTW--For not giving a shit or being "jealous," you sure like to come and look at her threads an awful lot and make stupid untrue ENVIOUS comments about her.
Post a pic, let us men be the judge if you are anywhere near the perfection that hott fine Jessica Alba is.

stacys mom you got it goin' on. LOL. you sound cool. not all jelus & bitchy and shit like most females.
o yea, and jessica--ass so tight you could bounce a quarter off her fine ass--alba is smokin' hot fine.

You know what Dick Chesnut, you can come and suck on my balls you fat ass. How dare you say that she's "losing it". You're just jealous that you can't get a fine, piece of ass like that.

Nice name, faggot.

chill out man. i dont despise the woman or anything, its just that all the talk about her being the greatest thing since sliced bread is very annoying.

and you have no idea what my face looks like, so shut it.

Holy fucking shit that is one ugly fucking woman! She's a faggots dreamgirl/boy.

"Baron" and "you know it" are the same person....You know it is a fat ugly slob who stalks jessica alba posts and puts up negative thing about her under mens names..."Baron" is really a Brandy.
Get the fuck off here you know it/Baron if you hate her so much. Jessica alba is beautiful and hot, get over it.
Go slag on a fat ugly chick like Brooke HOG-an or something, then posters, women and men alike wont get so pissed @ you.

negative THINGS, cause you have done it way more than once.

if she weren't so skinny, id appreciate her more.

SHES FUKN HOT....ARE YOU PPL BLIND!

BETTER THAN ANGELINA JOLIE..EWW

AND BETTER THAN ALESSANDRA & ADRIANA (NOT WHEN THEY HAVE MAKE-UP ON COZ THATS HOT)
BUT..JESSICA ALBA WITHOUT MAKEUP IS WAYYYYY HOTTER THAN ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO OR ADRIANA LIMA OR ANY OF THOSE VS MODELS (OR ANY MODEL FOR THAT MATTER) WITHOUT MAKEUP..

PPL ARE SO DUMB....MAKEUP CAN REALLY CHANGE SHIT!

THE GIRLS U THINK ARE PERFECT ARENT!

AND SORRY 2 SAY BUT JESSICA ALBA IS COMING PRETTY CLOSE TO PERFECT :)

RE: her GQ pics
OMG! Did someone say she's TOO skinny?!?!?? Not an OUNCE of fat??!?! LMAO. Christ, maybe two of her ribs are showing, but she's still got a majorly round tummy and can't you people see how WIDE her hips/saddlebag thighs/ass is? Since when is being a fatass attractive? Or have the rules changed? Am I on the wrong site? Thank Jesus she's slimmed down a bit, she needed to. Those pix of her in the white suit are probably some of the most UNFLATTERING photos I've ever seen of any celeb. I feel bad for her. She's average, again, at BEST, in the others, but the white suit is just wrong. makes her look worse than ever

God bless America - where you can be a shitty actress, average at best, then, drool all over yourself in a tight tee and still be considered spank-worthy.

Jessica Alba is not A-List nor a "real artist". alba is a toolbag
Am I the only one who doesn't think she's hot or beautiful? There is nothing great about her at all. Her body? VS Models have better spankable bodies.
I'm confused. I think Alba is more like f-List. So I don't think any a-Lister would follow her out just cause SHE made a big stink about something stupid, her firing her agent because he/she reps paris hilton. Yeah, they're complete opposites except when it comes to venereal disease. They both have the herpes "down there".
There have been rumors about Jessica from way back about her VDs, and to be honest, there fucking TRUE!!!!! she sleeps with EVERYONE!!!! of course she does, thats how she gets her 'serious' parts in shitty films. she got her start by blowing james cameron for dark angel ( more like dark BITCH ).
She's quite bitchy though, so I can definitely see her doing this, firing her rep because he/she reps hilton.. What's up with that on her head? Looks like straw, maybe shes loosing her hair due to all her anorexia.....low self esteem, and all she does is flaunt her ugly body ( skinny on top, HUGE on the bottom )and fugly face half nekkid, she needs to get her shit straight. whiny little cunt.
She's like the everyday girls I see walking down the street, she just has the money, the stylist and the makeup artist to look better. ( not to mention a HELL of a lot of airbrushing )she can act? only thing she can act like is a terrible actress.
She was blonde for a movie.
I hate the fact that a BROWN EYED BRUNETTE who bleaches her hair and wears contacts is allowed to potray stereotypes of 'blondeness'.
As many of you have already said Alba is a real bitch and the truth is that she is a cunt to work with. Treats everyone around her like servants. Why do all the MEAN people get to be famous and rich? I find this hard to believe, because I think Paris is a better actress than Jessica. AND more famous!!! LOLOLOLOL I can't stand Paris, but Alba is a bitch on WHEELS, and makes paris look like a fucking ANGEL
Underneath every dumb blonde ( alba when she tries to deny her mexican nationality-- thats so stupid ) is BLACK ROOTS!!!
If this is true, then Jessica did Paris a very Big Favor by making Paris even more famous! More famous than you, Alba! You're only helping the cause. You're b*tchiness is not getting you ahead on this one. Maybe Jessica's publicist put this out there, cause of that movie she's got coming out. I've heard that that's how she got on Playboy's cover..
Yeah, riiiiiight, "the cause" you alba-worshippers are pathetic. Your hero is rotting away form her VD pustules as we speak. This WILL be her last hurrah.

omfg
diz cunt again
n y are all u fugalba lovaz saying female posters here are ugly
i bet ur all fat fucktardz sitting der
admiring a fake wannabe barbie brat
dat cant do shit
her acting sux
she has PPL do her makeup
throw watts of lights
n accoridng to her
when she wakesup
she goes UGH
lukin at herself
I WONDER Y
CUNTZ UGLY
DATZ Y!

i know
u guyz are gunna be hatin
so bring on da hatin
i aint readin diz post again
so waste ur tme:)
thanx:)

Why the hell would anyone be jealous of an ugly spic? Who has a long ugly baboon face with baboon big lips? If she were truly hot she would be dating an Alister man. And if she were hot Dark angel would have never been cancelled. Nobody wants to look at her ugly ass! Only faggots like her.

wow.... one word ur gay if u dont like this chick godd shess sooo hottttttttttttttttt i`d fuck her over any girl in the worllddd fuckingg sexiiiesttttttttttttttt girllllllllll i have ever seen !
godessssssssssssss 1000000000000000%

beautiful and if you're a dude and you don't find these pics even the least bit hot..congratulations,you're gay.