Which Desperate Housewife Would You Sample?
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
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Remember, Eva comes along w/ a few STDs, so keep that in mind as you vote.
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- Oprah: Six Toes or a Bunion? [Dlisted]
- Olsen Twins to be Bond Girls? [Cele|bitchy]
- Sarah Harding is no quitter [Fatback and Collards]
- This Guy Must Have a Big One [Hollywood Rag]
- Paparazzi of the 21st Century [CityRag]
- Brooke Burke in Stuff magazine [Horny Oyster]
- Kate Middleton panty upskirt [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Lindsay Lohan's mom is an idiot [The Blemish]
- Sarah Silverman in Maxim Magazine [The Grumpiest]
- French Maid Lesson #1 [ChugsAndJugs]
- Charlize Theron is an Attention Whore [DerekHail]
- Michelle Ryan As The Bionic Woman Preview [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Id rather have my penis amputated than be touched by any of these 4...
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condoms,bro.condoms.
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ugh *barfs*
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Ewww, definetly not Felicity HuffMAN! Emphasism on the MAN!
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I wouldnt fuck Huffman with Papi's dick...but Eva is smoking -- damn the STDs full sperm ahead
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Eva has STD's? Says who?
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It would have been Eva had it not been for that comment... now I feel so sad...
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No contest..
Marcia Cross all the way !
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anybody but teri
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Marcia Cross looks like the Bride of Chucky.
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they're all ugly.
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Marcia Cross is naturally beautiful and she has an amazing skin. I bet she's the one who definitely looks better without make up.
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You should have added the option "I'd rather fuck an ATX power supply" :)
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i was thinking about teri but then i noticed marcia and her rack, that's some seriously milky, MILF sweetness there.
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marcia marcia marcia is the only do-able one. the anorexic mexican midget is ugly, the tranny is a tranny, and teri looks like crackhead.
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Logoria by default, but I admit there's not much there.
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tough choice.
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They all need to climb into an SUV and plunge to their deaths after driving off a cliff.
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I wouldn't piss on any of those STD'd whores even if they were on fire.
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Choosing between Felicity Huffman and Teri Hatcher as a one night stand is like deciding whether you like to be to shot to death or stabbed to death.
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Eva and Marcia are the good looking ones in the bunch, that's a given.
#12, no she doesn't. Stupid.
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Damn you Moe.. My vote was for Eva until I saw that STDs comment..
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Who the fuck voted for Teri Hatcher?? Identify yourselves...
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