Bastardly Fashion Rating: Lindsay Lohan @ Maxim's 8th Annual Hot 100 Party

What the FUCKMaxim, what the fuck?

Hohan beat Alba?

and how is Scarlett Johannsen even on the top 100 list?

ill take a cokewhore with a side of pancake ass

That is a hot dress. Shame about the person in it.

The whole list is a fluke, how can you have fergie at #10 and avril lavigne and ashlee simpson in the top 15, plus have one of the olsen twins in the #30s, but then have alessandra and adriana in the #50s. Just plain shit that's what the list is.
But tomorrow ends the voting for the Bastardly one, now we're talking.

she is so UUUUGGGGLLLYYYYYYYYY... AND NOT SEXY.. NASTY BODY.. EWWWWW

Two things are certain in the world of "celebrity" photography: Lindsay Lohan will flash the peace sign any time a camera is pointed at her and K-Fed will make that stupid fucking fish-lip face.

I would peel that dress off her so fast!!! I would love to get her and Hayden in a 3 some. To see the two of them snacking on each other would be heavenly!!!

It's sad to realize we're living in a world that definds this sack of shit as a hottie.digsusting.

Such a waste.

Coke? Try mushrooms. Then the dress would be kicken and we'd see some real fire crotch action.

I would make her snort a line off my dong, then stick it in her butt, then throw her in the alley

I think her body is good but she looks 15 years older than she is because she's so banged and drugged out. She used to look a lot better when she first came on the scene

@ snaky - she's 20... an adult.

I love Lindsay, I really do, but why? Why does she always look like her makeup is smudged? Maybe she's one of those fidgety people who is always rubbing her eyes.

Hot dress, though.

NOT EVEN IN MY TOP 40...WHAT A JOKE

i agree with the dog^

I think she is super hot

I just do not see the sex appeal.

She has lovely facial features, but a very average looking body.

Why doest it look to me that this chick just wakes up and gets dressed. It seems like she never takes a bath. She is totally a mess. She needs to get a better hair color that would accentuate her skin tone, then only will she look presentable and a hollywood star.

she needs to do something with those brows

Swati, I agree, she is literally a dirty crack hoe.

She's still a foul harlot with nothing to offer the world other than by being a verbal punching bag, but that dress is superb. I want it.

her whole skin and skin color looks old and dry and nasty and and god, i dont even know how to describe it -sick?! I am not sure what she is doing with those eyebrows but if she is trying the whole "natural" look, fuck, she shouldnt...there is nothing and nothing special about this chick. Ass implants are needed before tits implant

I hate her with such a passion, it's hard to describe.

She's pretty, but not the hottest in the world! Plus, she's a whore and a druggie.

BUT.... that dress is AWESOME! I want a dress like that..... daaaamn!

That beautiful dress was wasted on someone not worthy....sigh

So overrated my eyes hurt.

jeez.. maxim really had their heads up their asses with this one...must have been some serious money and/or body fluids exchanged to pull that off.

Yuck.

skankasaurus

fucking whore!!!!!!

ugly, stinky cunt.

gross, overrated and diseased.
i'd rather do vic silvestedt without condom then her with condom
she's just YUCK!

here body looks like a pizza dough.

no. 1 hottest????? hahahahaha. fuck that.

This broad looks like 40 miles of bad road. She's only 20? She's got a tough life of plastic surgeries ahead of her.

yeah...disgusting freckles are really hot.

I'd fuck her if:

A- She puts the brown bag first

OR

B- I wear a mask that doesn't let me see her

You KNOW this girl is a GREAT Fuck

Rockhard, but at what price? If herpes is the gift that keeps on giving, this bitch is fucking Santa Claus all year round!

There's a lot of lurve in the room!

definitely not #10 material...and fuck the dress it'd be over her shoulders and she'd be assuming the position right now...

This is not the world's definition of hot, it's Maxim's. The girl is a mess, a whore, a junkie, a bitch...nasty. The whole list is shit. This year's lists of hot women are all shitty, at least the ones I've seen. I'm awaiting the bastardly one, hopefully it will be good. :)

She must have ponied up quite a few 8balls of meth for those Maxim editors, then let them have a tweaked out anal gang bang(complete with dirty sanchez) and sloppy bjs while her boytoy taped it. That's the only reason I can come up with her being number 1.

Her lack of ass disgusts me. I would love to see Kim Kardashian in that dress before I take it off of her that is.

I'm all for having different people on lists who are "hot" or whatever for some reason or other... isn't she still technically a minor though? Seems a little bit weird and creepy for me.

fugly bitch is not even in the top 100 million most attractive people in the world

Nice dress. Ugly chick. Seriously, she flashes her medium-sized rack and everyone just melts. I don't get it.