Megan Fox Showed Off Her Tattoos @ Maxim Magazine's 8th Annual Hot 100 Party



I'm not really a tat-guy, but tattoos do succeed in telling a lot about one's character---sexual character, that is. If a sextape starring Ms. Megan Fox ever hit the Bastardly Wires, you can be assured that it will include plenty of anal sex, w/ a dab of double penetration action w/ dudes who are hung like stallions. Ok, sorry for putting that painful image in your heads so early in the day...

W/ that in hand, here are a few more pictures of Megan Fox & her tattoos. Ow!

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I'm melting, that's just too hot for me.

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 2:08pm
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As a woman who has a lot of tattoos, I can say that you are probably exaggerating just a little. But only a little :)

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 2:21pm
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I love chicks with tattos. If they are willing to endure that process, just think what they will let me do to them.

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 2:23pm
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any bonus points she gets for having tattoos
is totally erased by going out with david silver from 90210

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 2:43pm
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She is a very nice gilded butterfly, herself, indeed. No laughing from here.

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 2:56pm
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Of course both she and the tats will look like total shit in 30 years, but who cares?

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 3:21pm
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hot.but looks different here.

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 3:21pm
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OK...I am feeling here in a sexy Angelina Jolie kind of way.

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 3:26pm
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yeah...represents you.

i think thats what shes trying to do. be sexy in a jolie way, but there only one angelina.

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 3:34pm
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Megan Fox is smoking hot and so are her tattoos. Here are some great photos of Megan and the rest of Maxim's Hot 20 and their TATTOOS. http://collegecandy.com/body/2503

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 3:47pm
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Damn, she's fucking gorgeous. Top10 top10

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 3:59pm
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What does that tatoo say?

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 4:09pm
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third pic looks weird other than that she is hot.

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 5:01pm
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love the combination of black hair and blue eyes

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 5:05pm
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I would shower this chick with gifts AND man goo.

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 6:25pm
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I don´t like her face, she looks kinda fake.

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 6:47pm
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her legs look disgusting on pg. 7 other than that flawless...she has adriana limas eyes

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 7:53pm
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This chick is mega-hot, the tattoos aren't enough to change that. She could always get them removed later...

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 9:41pm
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She is very pretty! ........ Don't like her tatoos, but she is nice

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 10:22pm
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Very nice......a hot chick that likes a bit of pain

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 10:53pm
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Dear Megan:

You're hot and all, but the tats... a little much, no?

Love,
LoFi

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 12:06am
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DAMN NICE EYES. i love that whole dark hair and blue eyes. beautiful!

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 1:17am
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i guess she knows some nasty shit to do in bed.
totally hot. fun girl!

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 1:19am
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Who in his right mind fucks this fine meat and thinks about the tatoos?

bleh.

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 5:43am
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Fucking HOT
The tat's tell me she doesn't mind a little anal pain...although it really can't hurt anymore.
I bet she will try ANYTHING

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 9:43am
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My appreciation of this women is already on record, I can't really add to it just now.

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 3:32pm
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But daaaamn!

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 3:33pm
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Those tattoes are very cheap and ugly and her teeth make me think of Bugs Bunny.
And yet, she is still fucking uber hot. Now, it seriously takes a really gorgeous girl to manage to pull that off.

Oh and notiche she has a high forhead. Just saying that a lot of the hottest women do, so stop hating on the forheads.:P

Sunday, May 20th, 2007 @ 12:24am
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THE TATTOOS ARE FUCKIN WRONG AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK FOR "WIFEY" AT YOUR LOCAL PENITENTIARY

FUCKING HOMOS.

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 1:26pm
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Gross thumb nails. HA HA.

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 8:01pm
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Like Angelina Jolie, the tats totally work on Megan - makes them even hotter, if that's possible.

Friday, June 15th, 2007 @ 4:02pm
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she is hot she is up there but still no as hot as albaa

Monday, August 20th, 2007 @ 4:10pm
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Ok... ok... ok.... just look at those calf muscles on this beautiful woman on page 4... If the "ice blue" eyes and dark hair don't get ya......... those legs sure as HELL would........ OMFG...... what more would you want ?

Saturday, October 6th, 2007 @ 11:21pm
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ur fucking all stupid cum guzzlers and like it up the but shes my girlfriend

Thursday, March 5th, 2009 @ 2:32am
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"we will all cheer when she takes off her clothes"

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 2:09pm
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I would just cover the tats with manjuice!

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 2:24pm
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I think this girl is very sexy

love a girl with tattoos

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 2:44pm
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hahaha 3rd pg -2nd pic-she has ugly fingers and nails...

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 5:06pm
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wow this girl is stunning!

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 6:54pm
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Nice calves. Too bad about the ink.

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 2:45pm
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