Bastardly Asks: Would You Go Watch a Britney Spears Concert?

I thought it was Brooke Hogan.

Is she doing mall openings now?

And why is she wearing an entire polar bear?

Mr Chubby would eat her backup dancer alive!!!

She is such a nasty skank.

She is obviously a pretty smart gal -- made a ton of money -- associated herself with the right people at the right time... but in terms of looks - espeically recently - she is about what you would find any Saturday night about closing time at any bar or tavern in Anytown USA. Her best days are behind her - you can see she was cute as an 18 yr old nymph but as a 20 something mother of two, its all just... gone or gone soft.

Not to say I wouldn't spank her, fuck her and glaze her.

Her body is still worth a fcuk, but her face remains hideous!

she has no waist, no boobs, tree trunk legs and a meth face. anyone who says she's still the hottest thing around is blind.

She's been looking better lately but seriously, what is up with those hideous boots? Does she really think they look good? If she's going for comfort, even sneakers would have looked better.

Only if it's a donkey show.

Used to get her and Jessica Simpson sort of mixed up - when they sorta were younger. Apparently that shit's ova. Jessica is clearly the ticket compared to lil miss cutie thang here.

This is a two bagger for sure these days.
Oh, how low the moist & juicy has fallen!

Why would you start a 'come-back' before you're ready? She should have waited until she was in tip top shape. What's another month or two?

"she works hard for her money, so hard something something" i don't know those crappy lyrics

i think of better things to do with $500, than to watch this pathetic stripper

Still a thicky. The dancers are hotter.

No, I wouldn't go watch her fake-ass.

Good lord, she looks like an albino ape in that first picture.

She just looks dumb. Maybe I'd see her concert, if it was a free in the park sort of thing, and only to gawk at the strange sight in front of me...then I'd walk away.

Oh please, why is she still even trying?
Her 15 mins of fame have been long over (I'd say it ended the day she and Justin broke it off).

"But i am sucking my belly in"

I hate her stubby short legs. But her back up dancer is a quite the sex bomb. :) That's a stupid move! Cadoras is right, she should hire someone who'd make her look better, not worse.

I'd go see her concert...Fantasize about her...Realise what I'm doing...Feel ashamed...And then rub another one thinking of her...

I would do her. even more if you think of the money you could get if she marries you^^

Brit can get me in a leg lock anytime.

Concert? what concert?

She can't dress or sing but I have a place for her to put that tongue she likes sticking out.....rusty trombone is the phrase I believe

i wish that those god damn cheap ass white gogo boots would burn in HELL...what the fuck...she looks like a busted ass cocktail server on crack...not a multi million dollar popstar..

she's not a total write off but she has some serious work to do to get back to how slammin' she was back in the day and if nothing else, there's always playboy. i would still love to see those nips..

She is looking better. Not to her old self yet though. She was never that hot under all the makeup. Cute face but nothing special..it was always her body that made her so she best get it back quick! And how can someone with so much loot have such terrible extensions and awful clothes?

what a mess. and yeah, that's probably fucked up for normal girl standards, but when you put yourself out there like that to be consumed, you better fucking have it together, which she doesn't.

nice beer gut, brit!

She should hire tubby back-up dancers, so it's not as obvious.

FUZZY WUZZY WAS A BEAR
FUZZY WUZZY HAD NO HAIR
IF FUZZY WUZZY HAD NO HAIR
THEN WHERE'D THE HELL IT ALL GO?

OH BRITTANY! FUZZY'S ON THE PHONE:
HE SAY'S HE NEEDS HIS FUR BACK.
PS: AND ALSO, My daughter needs her boots back for drill team practice next friday.

I love britney spears i definatly go shes my idol forever on music