The Bastardly Morning Report by Sly Stallone's F'd Up Face
Monday, May 21st, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
- Sly Gets Fined For Doping [DLISTED]
- Britney Spears is Bringing Sexy Back [IDLYITW]
- Marilyn Manson's soulless marriage [FF]
- Avril Lavigne Needs an Ass Kicking [YEEEAH]
- Have you guys heard the new Smashing Pumkins song? [SPINNER]
- John Mayer finally dumped Jessica Simpson. Bitch needs to go into depression & O.D.. Or something. [PEOPLE]
- Discuss: Lloyd Alexander dies at 83 [THE BASTADLY SOCIETY]
Eyyyy Rocky! HE STILL GOT IT!
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How classic is that?
Um, isn't being 60 years old and wanting to do Rambo and Rocky sequels a valid medical reason for wanting to be a senior citizen roid-fiend? I don't see what all the fuss is - I mean who didn't know that Stallone has been roiding since the early 80's ? Look at the difference in physique between Rocky II and Rocky III if you want to know when he started juicing.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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hes soooooooo ugly
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Screw all of you.
ROCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yeah, that facelift looks really fucked up... he should grow out his beard, like back in the day when he did "Nighthawks" (with fucking Billy Dee Williams and Rutger Hauer!!) one of his more underrated films.
Anyway, he's a fucking badass. The fact that he rocks the growth hormone in order to combat old age is admirable. If I had his kind of loot, I'd do it too. That shit is literally like tapping into the fountain of youth.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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beautiful body! ...though not seen above.
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Love that caption! ha ha
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That face made my hoohah want to heal over. Not. Sexy.
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Eye of the tiger no more
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He's finished
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