Aishwarya Rai - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007 - #9
Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

Have you made your guess for the Top 5 contest?
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- Lindsay Lohan Hits the Bottle and More [Hollywood Rag]
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yayyy aishwarya!! on my top 10 for sure.... what a beautiful, beautiful woman.
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LMAO @ Tweety the bird making the top 10. Higly overrated, not attractive at all.
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Btw, I saw a Rai look-a-like in Barcelona last year. She thought she was hot, and couldn´t believe that I was not interested. But I really don´t like the face.
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She is a beautiful woman, but like I always say, extremely overrated so she was not my choice for top ten material.
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there is something very unusual about her and she is very beautiful. there are many types of "beauty", so no one will ever be 100% to everyone. that is why it is nearly impossible to create lists of "perfection." to be able to recognize and appreciate all types of beauty is the mark of a truly mature person.
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She is an less attractive indian version of Mila Kunis (Jackie from That 70's Show)
http://cdn.maximonline.com/girls/mila_kunis/mila-kunis-gm_l4.jpg
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I don't like her eyes... they're too big!
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Or yours Eric, you should have voted for Mila Kunis then
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shes pretty but i dont think shes sexy
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@Eric: Mila looks a man in that picture...
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i love her eyes... her face is gorgeous.
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Pretty fine looking lass!
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Shes alright. In some pictures she looks like a gorgeous woman in her 20's and others she looks like shes in her late 30's and wears a crap load of make-up. Hmm
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Seriously, this woman is #9. She is overrated and would probably fit better in the top 20's.
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She looks really good, especially for her age. I'd like to see Adriana look like this when she's 35.
BTW, the picture on page 11 is stunning:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505...
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The most beautiful woman on the planet, as far as I'm concerned.
Perfect features, mesmerizing eyes, porcelain skin, perfectly arched brows, high cheek-bones, full lips, a delicate nose, and cascades of shiny hair.
Any questions?
PS, Eric, I think you mean that Mila Kunis is the less attractive, white version of Aishwarya Rai!
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fuk no i hate this Cab Nigger APU
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shes more beautiful than sexy, i think.
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I agree. Aesthetic beauty doesn't always translate to sexy. Yet, it is like she's scary beautiful, like you could stare at her for hours. I mean, having a face like that, sculpted to perfection. !!! Dayum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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meh... she's scares me a bit
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Beautiful, stunning, gorgeous, yes. Sexy? I'm not convinced.
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top ten??? disappointed.
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Me again ...
She is not sexy, but maybe her beauty deserves to be remembered in the top 10 ... she was not in my list, anyways ..
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She's pretty, but she isn't anything earth shattering.
I can't believe how easily people'll fall into social traps created by the media.
The only reason this bitch is even called "the most beautiful women in the world" is because Julia Roberts (out of all the fucking women too) said so.
And Julia Roberts is only hot to those that like to have a penis in the mouth while singing Broadway tunes.
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I said it in the past and I will say it again...she is Tweety
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This woman looks like a fucking fish! I demand a recount. What is this, American Idol? What's next, Bai Ling at #5?
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Froggie Face
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I still think she's incredibly beautiful, but I think she was so stunning a few years back, here's some examples:http://www.bollywoodpicturesgallery.com/pictures/aish05.htm
http://www.indianceleb.com/pg/img3105.htm
http://www.indianceleb.com/pg/img1344.htm
http://www.geocities.com/indstn/aishwarya/aish48_.html
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Enough with the curry conspiracy...........someone flush this scab down the toilet. FUGLY POS!
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overrated
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I'm sorry, she looks like a fat cow who just lost weight. ScrewYou!
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505...
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better eyes, face and body
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Yes yes top 10 going very smoothly so far...at least for those of us with working eyes!
Seriously being a bastard is good but not without reason and many people here just do not make sense (the tweety thing is lame and flat out stupid). This beauty/sexy thing is getting ridiculous as well...beauty and sexy are the same thing, both mean ATTRACTIVENESS AND/OR DESIRE ya morons...
Still most of us are getting it right obviously...
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gorgeous
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nice body but the eyes are freaking me out, just something a little "off" about her.
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this list is shaping up quite nicely, i must say...however, i know that the brazilians are around the corner...
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I smell CURRY
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Look guys, if she made it to top ten, then ABB must be in the top ten as well, because she's way more gorgeous than this chick.
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There are a lot of haters on here, can't accept that an Indian actress made into the top ten.So what if she isn't a brazillian model with buck teeth and a man face or some white chick with fake tits . Her facial features are flawless, she might not have the perfect body but at least she is a natural beauty and sexiness. As for the racial comments, that's just screwed up people have to retort to racial abuse to make a point, I bet if she ever was to glace at any of you fu%kers you would probably cream your pants.
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mikej
you are probably smelling your own asshole.
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beautiful
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Rasheed, she is probably happy you didn't find her attractive because she doesn't want a girl hitting on her. DUH!!!!!!!!!! You've mistaken her happy expression for a shock/disbelief expression!
You're such a girl, with all your girly girl comments.
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Wow Cindy! What a clever rebut to Rasheed (hint of sarcasm).
I'll say this, some photos she's gorgeous, but then others her eyes are too big and they look scary. I've never heard of this lady before, so she wasn't on my top ten. I don't think I would have put her anyway. Also, I don't think beauty and sexiness are the same. Most people are not sexually attracted to a pretty face. The sexual attraction comes with the body. Someone with a beautiful face can turn someone off with a non desirable body. That's just my opinioin!
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Indian whores also deserve to work, yep.
Next.
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Stunning woman for sure, where do you find these pictures of her? it's rather an odd collection, some of them are beautiful and some of them not so great.
I found some better pictures of her where she does look sexy in my opinion, rather than just a pretty face:
http://www.ashforever.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=topn&cat=0&pos=...
http://www.ashforever.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=topn&cat=0&pos=...
http://www.ashforever.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=713&pos=13
Enlarge the pictures to get a better idea.
She might not wear her sexuality on her sleeve, solidgoldfunk while I agree with your comments I don't think there is anything wrong with her body, especially after she lost all that weight from 2 years ago.
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I actually put her as number one on my list because I think she is so naturally gorgeous, but now that I see all of these pictures of her I realize there is nothing sexy about her. No sex appeal, body isnt spectacular and she wears too much clothing( yeah I know its her culture). I officially take her off of my list.
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@55 ---too late
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she is really beautiful!!! she is better than a 9
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Where is the rest of the list?
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@ 51, like I give a fuck about you think. And actually, you sound like a freakin dyke, trying to defend your favorite chick. You´re confused bitch.
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she maybe top 500 material but not top 10
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* what you think
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EnchantingWizardorRhythem
Bitch, puhlease...she DOES look like the Tweety the bird with her lips and nose and her stupid facial expression...for trying to debate people's opinions, you are the fucking moron...thats why it is called an opinion because everyone's different, not a fact
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overrated.
The start to the bastardly top 10 sucks ass.
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Hey fuckwad AKA ENCHANTING WIZARD OF DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS OR WHATEVER- you are so ignorant. Beauty does not necessarily always equal sexiness. Someone can be a beautiful frigid, dull lay who doesn't exude sex appeal. It is totally different.. Just like sometimes an uglier woman can be sexy. It's all in the aura and what they give off. Now go back to your World of Warcraft or whatever, and leave the debates to the grown-ups....
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I agree with nr 41, beauty and sexy are the same thing. If a bitch isn´t good looking then she can´t be sexual attractive, I really don´t like Tweety´s face so I don´t want to bang her, it´s real simple.
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EnchantingWizardorRhythem
beauty and sexy is not the same thing
EXAMPLE:
you find a sunset beautiful, but you cant find a sunset sexy, right?
so beauty is something that is very stunning and sexy is something that sexually attracts you.
how is that so hard to get?
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Very good point johny rotten.
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Rasheed sucks dick
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Yeah, he does. Wth, he thinks apparently he is some Greek god.
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she is beautiful- leave ethnicity out of it, you immature bastards
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Rasheed's what the f^%K is up with you? We get it, you don't like her, no one f&*kn cares, get a life already.
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I agree with Rasheed this fucking bitch is ugly and another thing I dont like about her is that she's a Hindu. Do you know that is a very satanic religion i ldid look into it.
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Jardin, did your mother drop you on your head? You are an ignorant dumb shit.
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Ok so there IS a difference between beautiful and sexy.
Maybe this chick is more beautiful than any others ive ever seen but is she the most sexy.
That question is so ridiculous. Sexy is not something that is automatic.. all the women you see here work to create a sexy image through their makeup, dress etc. Just because Aishwarya doesn't go around showing off her body, with whorish makeup doenst mean she's any less sexy. It means she's more classy.
If you want sexy look at last years Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 Pictures of her.. the photoshoot at Cannes was absolutely stunning.
http://capsnscans.free.fr/cpg/thumbnails.php?album=3426
ANY ONE OF THOSE PICTURES PROVES THAT THIS WOMEN SHOULD DEFINITELY BE IN THE TOP 10 FOR MOST BEAUTIFUL or MOST SEXY.
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Eeks..she is over-rated. Her eyes are feline-scary...her body is honestly bordering on plump...
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I don't get this chick.. I honestly think she's average, gorgeous eyes though!
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Those pics don't do her any justice. They are outdated and some were taken during her "frumpy" days. I like the pics from the cannes photoshot posted by Truthguy, she looks absolutly gorgoeus. You'd be blind to think otherwise.
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she's old and ugly and she worships idols too.
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She is soooo beautiful. Prettier than any Miss Universe or the prettiest Miss World EVER!
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#9 you've got to be kidding me, I'd pour chlorine into this lady's eyes if she ever got within touching distance of my genitals. Did her fans just continuously vote for days and days?
Ana Beatriz better have made the top 10.
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Na boom, in case you haven't noticed she actually is beautiful. Ana Beatriz looks like a retarded fish.
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Well then I hope in the context it won't sound too odd that I'd rather take the retarded fish home than Rai. :|
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OK SERSIOUSLY.. I have no idea why pictures of Aishwarya Rai are always outdated and absolute normal-average looking. There is a reason why she is called the most beautiful woman! I seen her.. This doesnt do justice to her.. Here is somthing closer!
I do think Aishwarya Rai is among.. if not the most beautiful woman on earth.
i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/jude_123/lorealsecrets002.jpg
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The is a reason why Julia roberts and Roger Ebert think she is a lot more beautiful that 'any hollywood actresses or models!''
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/jude_123/lorealsecrets002.jpg
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hahahaa u guyz r ALL stupid ALL celebs r FREAKIN UGLY ASS without makeup and photos
adriana lima in REAL life w'o shitt is fukin UGLY same for alba, i havnt seen them
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butttttt u can telll
HAHA dumbassesss
there ALL uglyy ass bitchess LOL
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She is awful, fake and plastic. She does look lik tweety. Her face looks as if she's been smashed with a pan. It's all squashed up.
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Looks better on film than in these pictures.
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sexy
i love aishwarya she is so dman Hot
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she' hot
find kajra re, nimbooda and devdas song on youtube
she's very beautiful and talented artist.
honto ni kirei desu.
ash, aisiteru yo...
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this woman is natural
she is a natural beuatya nd makeup serves to ENHANCE her natural features rather than MAKE her have features that she doesnt' already have.
natural brown skin
naturally full thick hair
natural beautiful full lips
natural lovely large eyes
naturally lovely prominent cheekbones (i don' think people realise that cheekbones are nearly all the same 'height' - 'height' refers to how prominent they are.
she possesses all the features that most hollywood celebs go to great lengths (i.e. plastic surgery) to get. FACT
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p.s. that first picture is STUNNING. wow.
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Ill pass.
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I don't remember seeing your top 10 list rasheed
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Way, way over rated, face is ok, body not so good.
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Her face is pretty, but her body just doesn't compare to the likes of Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima. And I would say that Adriana's eyes are even more gorgeous.
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well, I have to agree. She is very beautiful. I love her skin colour, eyes ... but sexy?!? No, no I do not think so.
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What was I thinking comparing Adriana to Aishwarya Rai, Lima is in a whole nother league...
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Also she's not fat...I'm sure if she were any skinnier everyone would be saying "eat a hamburger" or something equally gay. I guess that 'beach granny' is what most people want eh? pssh...
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Her beauty is impressive. I'm glad we have an Indian representant here. She is NOT SEXY, but she is very beautiful.
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well bastardly tend to pic the worst photos of aishwarya for some reason, there are lots of better pics out there of her which showcase her beauty and sexiness.
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Anyway, Rasheed, is that supposed to be an exotic name?
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as someone else said
http://capsnscans.free.fr/cpg/thumbnails.php?album=3426
says it all really
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Haha Rasheed knows whats up :)
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I FUCKING HATE AISHWAYA. I HOPE SHE GETS GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS,LIKE SHE FUCKING DESERVES. FUCKING WHORE AISHWARYA. FUCKING SLUT AISHWARYA. FUCKING CUNT AISHWARYA. FUCKING BITCH AISHWARYA.
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