Bastardly Breaking News! Mischa Barton prevents flashing ass!
Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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Ah well, her ass is probably skinny as hell. Stupid slut.
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This is a very average woman. No amount of well timed camera whoring will change, plus she is intensely boring in pictures.
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every time mischa puts on flat soled shoes a man somewhere looses his erection
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Well, for a skinny girl , she sure shows a lot of cellulitis.
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#3 hit it on the head! That had me rolling! She's got the feet of Sideshow Bob.
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The queen of frumpy. I know she can't help the way she looks as far as her face but do we have to see her skimpy outfits so much?? If you have it flaunt it but if not cover it up.
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Didn't give a crap about Mischa before last week, yeah, I'd like to see her other asstributes...
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I don't think that she was spared...I think *we* were.
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after last weeks pis...makes me want to see all the goods
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What ass? Does she really have one? Oh wait I remember, she's one of the few women with no ass but what she calls her ass is already full of cellulite. And the bitch is in her early twenties.
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No need to flash your ass, Mischa... I can get the same effect by looking at a washboard.
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what the fuck is up with those calves.
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I'd nibble her nips and I want her cute ass also.
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