Bastardly Lady of the Day - Anatalia





Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I'm straight, but if I had to choose, I'd say Miranda Kerr, the Australian Victoria's Secret Model. She is absolutely gorgeous!

Do you like your boobs?
I do. They aren't huge, but they are perky and shapely. That's what counts, right?

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I'm sorry, but that is gross!!! Maybe 10 mil. And that's a huge maybe.

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
O god... so lame. Why would any girl go for that? But yes... I've heard that I kinda resemble Jessica Alba.

What makes you Bastardly?
I am stone cold crazy sometimes. And I can kick your ass. (I'm a black belt in Karate).

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you're okay but I no one would pay 10 million bucks to sleep with you

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 12:34pm
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Hm... spit or swallow? Choose wisely.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 12:37pm
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Did you fall on the collagen needle lip first or did you do that on purpose?
We know your proud of your lips, but how about the rest of you?.....Oh and there's no reason to pucker your lips....That's already done by default.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 12:40pm
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Anatalia, you're hot. Please disregard everything below this comment.

More girls should submit their damn photos!! CHOP CHOP!!

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 12:44pm
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Anyone else annoyed by girls who tell us how great their boobs are but don't send in one picture featuring them?

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 12:49pm
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What's with the bashing....this girl is HOT! Great eyes, great lips--Anatalia, you are a gorgeous girl.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 12:52pm
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the last one is the best, least photoshopped and most interesting...though not that interesting. She's pretty.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 12:54pm
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very average club wench

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 12:56pm
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Holy cow, this chick is blazing hot! Now this is what I call a fine woman. I give her 8 out of 10 (I´d still need to see the booty and tits).

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 1:00pm
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Looks like every other wetback out there nothing special at all. probably a cunt all full of herself too.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 1:06pm
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SUP KIM KARDASHIAN?

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 1:10pm
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well, when i first saw your pic on the main page, I also thought you looked like Jessica Alba...you look good with your eyebrows thicker like in the last pic---also the girl with a water bottle in pic 4 hahahahaha damn funny!!!

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 1:13pm
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yish

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 1:19pm
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Another Paris Hilton ripoff. Kinda cute face but I bet your body is shit. Please for the love of god quit posting.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 1:21pm
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hot. but not 10 mil hot.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 1:24pm
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WHy the fuck do chicks like this get up the nerves to post themselves. Anyone who doesn't show a body pic is guaranteed to have.....NO BODY. Kind of a ratty disgusting face too. Not digging it.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 1:24pm
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Looks like Kim Kardashian mixed with Jessica Alba mixed with Bia Ling! Your new name is Anatalia Kardalbaling.
I wanna see the body!

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 1:26pm
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Not feeling it. Looking super average to me.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 1:31pm
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I'm tired of chicks with lips that look like someone glued hotdogs to their face.

if I ignore your lips you look pretty good though.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 1:32pm
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You guys are right, no body pics so I have downgraded her to 7 out of 10.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 1:37pm
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No thanks. 6/10

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 1:44pm
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Ugh, too many self-portrait, close ups of your average face. I don't see why people see the need to take pictures of themselves, but that's a rant for another day...
Anatalia, from these pics, your average at best, no body shots, (do you have legs?), and for the average male to make an opinion we need to see a good shot of those, supposedely "perky" ta-ta's.

Save the Ta-ta's.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 2:00pm
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My name is Sack.
I'm a lesbian because I only like women.
I'd hammer your Grandma for 3 million...I can always close
my eyes and think of you can't I?
I have a 14" penis (but I'm not sending a pic.)
People tell me I look like Brad Pitt and Chris Rock and that Indian from
the old "Clean Up America" commercials.
I own a black belt...and a brown one. And I could lick your ass.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 2:08pm
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Sheesh, you guys are crazy. Average?? This chick is smokin' hot. That first pic is outrageous.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 2:11pm
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Why no body pics? Moe, you should not even post if there are no body pics.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 2:18pm
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You have a sexy DSL lips and your look is unique maybe we can exchange numbers and hook up in a week...re-arrange your guts cheah...but on the really....I can't really make a correct assessment with no ass shots...lame.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 2:26pm
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She's pretty hot but out of her mind if she thinks her black belt in karate can somehow overpower my black fists.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 2:35pm
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Really pretty and exotic-looking. Def. above average! And in the first pic you do resemble Jessica Alba. And that's a good thing =)

But I agree with most of the previous comments: how come you never smile? Bad teeth? If you're trying to be sexy by being pouty your way off. Guys like a girl that smiles. Just a tip..

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 2:41pm
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You look pretty, but where are the damn body pics!

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 2:47pm
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Nice vapid face. Looks a little like Kim Kardashian, but more plain.....

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 2:53pm
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She aiight! She ain't nothing special though. She does look like Jessica Alba in one of her pics, but other than that she's just okay.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 2:59pm
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Nice face.

If we could see what your body looks like, then I can really say what's up.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 3:07pm
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Little boring. I give you a cute rating, but nothing different than what you see at the mall everyday. I'm a little surprised about 4 stars though.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 3:12pm
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This girl looks pretty when the pics are so blindingly white w/ the flash that you can barely see her...

In pic #6, you see what she really looks like - kinda plain!

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 3:15pm
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Your ugly bitch. Plus your head looks like the alien's from "American Dad'.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 3:25pm
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she's cute. def. not the best one we've seen. i do like her personality though. she isn't trying to be cute, she's just being honest. and for once, for a girl who says she resembles jessica alba, i do see a little resembelence there.

i'm impressed. 7.5/10

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 3:29pm
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shes really pretty, shes not average people are so crazy, they like buttafaces i guess, you are real pretty

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 3:58pm
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bitch is wack

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 4:12pm
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Very, very nice. The b/w pic is impressive.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 4:27pm
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Too average.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 4:40pm
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Reminds me of Jason Alexander (Seinfeld) but without the good looks.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 4:51pm
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You are just gorgeous, everything about you... your eyes, your lips, your hair... great BLOTD!

Send more pictures.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 5:49pm
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Definitely a cute girl and even has a heart of gold! It is so sweet that you took time out to pose for a pic with that retarded girl, oh, I mean "specially-abled".

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 6:03pm
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GET EYEBROWS and lay off the liner, you would look preattier natural. Not bad...

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 6:46pm
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very pretty..but only j. alba-like in the first picture...and lay off on the inch of eyeliner, you have great eyes and that does not help.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 6:49pm
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your friend in pic 4 may not be as pretty, but she looks much more fun and laid back.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 6:52pm
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pretty decent...

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 7:10pm
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garbage....though you look pretty decent when you photoshop your pictures. Or if I photoshop omebody else's picture on you. But wait...that defeats the purpose.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 7:15pm
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Hey a plain Mexican girl. Wooeeeee

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 7:37pm
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She's really pretty. Pictures are kinda boring, but that's OK. It's better than having to look at a bunch of pictures featuring drunken frat boys. Get one of your girlfriends to take some cute pictures of you and re-submit, honey. You're a doll.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 7:48pm
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jessica alba my ass. u look like kim kardashian... on the sex tape. btw, another asian eh?

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 8:35pm
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You're a fairly pretty girl...it's hard to tell from these pictures alone. Just one question: are those lips real or have they been doctored?

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 9:09pm
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Decent, maybe.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 9:23pm
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You mutts that are dissing this girl are straight-up faggots. This chick is smokin' hot; the only thing missing from her pics are some body shots.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 9:26pm
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The first pic and the second one look like a different person!

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 10:23pm
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Yet another Jessica Alba skankateer wannabe...only with less class than the crack whore that lives across town and stands on street corners selling her ass.( her body is probably better than this fugly cunts as well) stop pursing your fat lips, and lay off the collagen injections that your daddy pays for (or your pimp, one of the two). p.s. you look NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING like Jessica Alba, and i hope she hunts you down and rips your fugly face off to wear as her new hat.

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 12:53am
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In the first picture, I thought she was very, very pretty. The subsequent photos were a tiny bit of a let-down. She's not unattractive though. I think she's cute, verging on pretty, and the best looking of the Ladies who came after me. (For the benefit of the oblivious, I'm being tounge in cheek.)

I personally think she has really pretty lips. It's possible that they're fake but I don't really think so. And there's something interesting in her eyes in one or two of the pictures, a bit of an intensity. I'm not a fan of her haircut but the hair itself is nice. Straight, thick, shiny, etc. There is something sort of off about her face, though. Sometimes I see girls with something sort of strange in the face and I still find them beautiful, but not so much this one. In a couple photos she looks slightly ant-like and alien-ish but it doesn't really work in a Christy Turlington or Gemma Ward sort of way. Also, I like to see some bone structure and she's a little chubby-cheeked, especially in the last photo.

But still, she's an attractive, normal girl and I can see a lot of guys in her hometown or something being attracted to her. She's definitely luckier than most girls out there.

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 12:57am
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Ana, you look good girl. At least you have the guts to put yourself out there. And don't worry, I can tell you have a killer body just by lookin' at you. You look like fun, Mami. Do you.

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 1:03am
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Holy Shit!

Very hot

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 1:28am
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next please.

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 2:16am
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Dina, yes my wife likes her too. (So do I)

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 4:18am
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she's pretty hot!!!!

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 4:26am
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Average looks, conceited, and a black belt won't do anything to avoid the whiskey bottle I'd crash on her head before selling her for gang rape at the disco.

Next!

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 6:03am
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LMAO @ #72 and #75... That's too funny!

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 6:18am
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Just like all the other sluts, always wanting more money.

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 7:21am
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Not too bad at all. You definitely have something going on here, but yeah, we need some pictures of you taken more than 3 feet back.

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 8:25pm
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nice pics. these girls are pretty hot. Keep fighting the good fight and bring the world more hot girls!

Thursday, May 24th, 2007 @ 9:02am
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better looking than the hoes you've had here lately, but i bet this girl has a crazy myspace with like 4000 friends and that she's lives attached to her sidekick and computer

Thursday, May 24th, 2007 @ 10:47am
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First of all I love how Dina (66) always has sooo much to say.... *giggling to myself*

Ok, Ana you are gorgeous...Please tell us where you are from (background) so that I may one day go there! Please, Please stop doing the pouty/sulky face, it's kind of annoying and not very attractive. Would definately love to see more pics.

Thursday, May 24th, 2007 @ 12:53pm
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Hey sexy! This girl is super hot. The negative comments are fucking stupid. We get much fuglier BLOTD, they deserve those comments. This girl is good looking, obviously. But I'm not a huge fan of her answers, and we DEFINITELY need body pictures. Come on, now!

Monday, May 28th, 2007 @ 5:34pm
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A sluttier version of Jessica Alba

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 4:42pm
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You're fucking hot as hell...! which is where i'm going when I die... Hell shouldn't be that bad!

Thursday, June 7th, 2007 @ 7:49pm
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she's hot but wat in d wold....she only showed her face most of d tyme.....i mean sure u look hot but body wise i duno...it might look hot or d other way round

Friday, June 8th, 2007 @ 4:56am
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You little shit's just mad that she's not helpin you release the venom, you're all retarded 100% this girl is fine and seem's cool, you little nerds. Go play your DnD and jack off bout some hobbit suckin you off you gay fucks.

Monday, June 11th, 2007 @ 2:38am
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If I were a Dr, my diagnosis would be; hot.

Sunday, June 24th, 2007 @ 4:04am
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Is Jessica Alba aware that so many girls are trying to pass themselves off as her unsuccessfully. Not Jessica, but Haylie Duff maybe. I'd rather see Ana's sister, Jenna.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 2:11am
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yeh she does have da resemblence of ALBA
srry buh alba aint my hot on my list
more lyke fugly.

srry buh u can take dat as ur ugly side:)

Thursday, October 11th, 2007 @ 9:01pm
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Why is it that the best of BLOTDs get the worst comments? She's beautiful and obviously very far from being ugly!

Saturday, November 24th, 2007 @ 1:09am
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Last pic....

So, you've got the hockey helmet....do you ride the little bus?

Damn, bitch, you'se so full of yourself. I mean, yeah, you're cute.....but you're just like EVERY OTHER teenie high school skank out there. There's nothing that makes you stand out at all.

* Y A W N *

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 11:00am
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my second favorite!=-) you're gorgeous!!

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 5:10am
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Perky and Shapely? Where? Put the sky mask back on you're scaring me.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 12:38pm
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Hot as hell.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 12:53pm
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You look gorgeous in your last pic, but ohter than that you look the same in all your pics. Whats the point in having 6 pages of pics if your making the same face? I want to see a smiling one.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 1:03pm
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Ugly, plain and lame. Same old stuff, Maybe a 4/10

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 1:13pm
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A....V...E...R...A...G...E. Here's to mediocrity. Cheers Anatalia

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 1:33pm
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But LOL @ this bashing! Average? Come on now.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 1:38pm
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she doesn't look mexican to me, she looks asian. she should definitely stop wearing black eyeliner on her top lid. it makes her eyes looks very small. the first picture is gorgeous, but the rest were a let down. still better looking than most girls though.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 7:41pm
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you're pretty...and your makeup is cute...don't listen to the ugly haters

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 12:58am
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#68..the so called devil..dude you are nothing but a flaming fucking faggot..nuff said.

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 4:18am
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Another cute BLOTD. Nice cheekbones, makes her look slightly exotic.

I react to the pictures, we continue racial stereotyping/baggage from last breakup/jealousy comments below.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 1:13pm
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Face...ok. Lips...too big. Attitude...almost definitely a problem, you really look like a bitch.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 1:40pm
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I like this grl BUT 1) what the fuck is that name?!?!?! 2) where are those perky and shapely tits? does her mind to show'em off? should we have to belive her on parole? 3) what the hell happened to her before last pict? didi she sip a pint of methadone or what?

peace+lurv+unemplyement

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 4:19am
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