Bastardly Sexual Relations? Kim Kardashian Supestar & "Super Producer(?)" Scott Storch
Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

As Timbaland would say, Scott Storch is just a piano man. Nonetheless the guy produces Billboard hits.

























the dress is really pretty!
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wait that is a dude in the 1st picture?
i though he was a butch lesbian
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She's hairy and plastic...but I'll give her extra points for the nice dress
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She is butt ugly. Those eyebrows and those bug eyes and fat lips. Yuck. How is that attractive. Maybe she could look prettier but she always has 25 lbs. of makeup on her face, 19 of which are on her eyes.
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I think Storch is kinda cool, I like a lot of his beats. I hope he gets some ass or titty from this ho.
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Kim's body is killin me right now. Thats what real women are built like.
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She always dresses well, I have to give it to her. She knows what her strengths are too.
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Scott. If I went out of the house looking like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.
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Ugh!
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WOW!! she is sooo beautiful!! I dont care what work she has had done, she's the only one I know who's plastic and actually looks natural and gorgeous!
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she's sooooooooooooo pretty
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She has the best toes and feet I've ever seen!
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I hate ButtaKim's face, but her body is definitely her redeeming feature.
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typical armenianchick.
and scott storch is a fucking loser.
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Is she going to release another tape? That is what matters to the people!
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what!? id go out the house with that jewlery on.
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that storch dude looks like a arrogant asswipe in need of good pounding. kim on the other hand, i would get a totally different kind of pounding.
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would someone off this chick already? she's overrated, overly collagened, and her sex video doesn't hold a shine to pam and tommy's video. honestly she thinks too much of herself... she should stop making kissy faces at cameras and learn a real trade like catering to rich old douchebags...
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now look at that fucked up whorebag-cumbucket-superbitch!
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my 10 yer old niece looks more masculine than that sorry lookin excuse for a man. i bet kim shoved her strap-on ALL the way up his ass.
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that dude is like a movie parody or something. too funny.
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Eww, he's so gross!
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she might not be clean, clinically. but she is damn hot.
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when two fugs collide...
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Wow, What an awesome dress! Do any of you ladies know which store carries that dress?
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hahahhaha! @ MODOK, so true, truly disgusting dyke looking dude.
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