Caption This, Bitches! (Angelina Jolie Edition)
Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
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Wasn't this from yesterday?
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Angelina: "Whaddya mean I never was hot?!"
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and now for my next act, the gentleman behind me will shove 20ft of cable into my ass
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beautiful!
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Angelina Jolie was surprised when she was greeted with boo's and taunts by her adoring fans. "Cover your veins, bitch!" and "Gain some weight, asshole" were just a few of the insults yelled from the crowd. A stunned Angelina could only reply " Ahh, come on guys. The big veins in the arm look is huge in Ethiopia."
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DISGUSTING! her arm is so thin.. ewww... and the ass is so flat..
she is sick
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When did she adopt a 90 year old's body?
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"Check it out. I can dislocate my own arm!"
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She looks hideously anorexic. How can any one think that she looks sexy?
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She couldn't get humped on a bad night in Juarez.
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yesterday we featured her veins...
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2007/05/21/caption-this-bitches-angel...
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"WTF? Someone told me Big Papi was gonna be here..."
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Her face is pretty, but her body is nasty. She's gonna lose her looks fast if she doesn't feed that frail, old, grandma-body of hers.
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The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
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"I've barely the strength to fold these"
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She's starting to look more and more like a Bratz doll
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"with veins like these, who needs a belt to boot up?"
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"Oh come on!!!!!, I just asked how much your kid costs I didn't say i wanted to buy him. Why so hostile buddy!!!
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what planet do all you PERFECT people come from?
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She's pretty without makeup ,
unlike the rest!
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Shit this belt is way too fucking tight
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Holy Fuck SHe's thin.
argh eww thats soooo fucking gross.
i loved you ange :(
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~ barfs ~
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She looks like a spider, a tiny torso with long thin arms and legs.
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