The Bastardly Morning Report by Beyonce
Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

- Cannes: Hollywood vs world movies [REUTERS]
- Katie Holmes is Not Happy With This Girl [Dlisted]
- A Transformers sequel?! Already?! [COUNTING DOWN]
- Simon Cowell Defends Hasselhoff And Idol Judge Breaks Nose [FF]
- Third "Pirates" film grows up, themes turn darker [YAHOO!]
- Angry Cameron's back and blonde [NEWS.AU]






















Damn you Jay-Z!
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nice pictures but old! jay z is one lucky man damn
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These aren't from Vibe... they're from her first album shoot.
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She is a fake nigger. Niggers are ugly
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excuse the reference to vibe mag. i'm smoking crack.
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Amer, let's see a picture of you. Ugly is not defined by a race, you stupid piece of shit! I'm sure ugly would define you though.
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Amer:
"She is a fake nigger. Niggers are ugly"
First: What do you mean by "fake"? And second: what no. 7 said
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OH PUHLEASE- get off the ones that say she is ugly and fake...I also think she IS UGLY & FAKE...shit, photoshop, make up, etc cant do...I would show my pic gladly anytime..
Here
http://bilder.vgb.no/13257/img_44e04e4a80a18.jpg
UGLY, FAKE & UGLY once again
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First of all, these pictures are 100% completely airbrushed. Plus have you ever seen her without makeup??? Looks TOTALLY different. I always thought she was incredibly beautiful but when I saw pics of her without makeup she looks just like an average person. Because of awesome makeup and hair people she looks the way she does on t.v. and magazines but what we see isn't the real Beyonce. I don't like that.
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d83, you beat me to it, but you actually had the pics!!!! People, look at them, the Beyonce that people see and think is so pretty is actually the work of an awesome makeup artist!!!!
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haha yeah, I am not hating on this chick because I am black and jealous or something or because I am a racist but she really is ugly without it all. I get that almost everyone in Hollywood wears fake stuff but this chick wears an entire head of fake hair. Do you know how drastically hair changes someone's look? Look at a bald man and him with hair -completely different looking man...an average bald man looks freaking hot with luscious hair...She has one of the best make up artists in the world-clearly, it works...her body? Yeah, I am not into big, thick, shapeless, short and chunky but she can create the illusion of an hour-glass figure in dresses with a seamless corset around her waist.
http://i2.tinypic.com/snmfsy.jpg
http://www.celebrities-suck.com/photos/beyoncenomakeup.jpg
god, her and her huge earrings
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I am not racist. but niggers are ugly. this the truth you piece of shit. Send them back to Africa where they belong.
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Amer, you are racist. Do you even know what that word means? It means an ignorant person, not a black person. Pick up a fucking dictionary before you decide you want to use big words. That word seems to be a little bit much for your level of intellect. I'm not going to disagree about her being ugly and fake, but you obviously need a damn dictionary because I think you are confusing black people with what you are.
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Oh, another thing Amer, why don't you step into the future. You must be from some hick ass town in Alabama or Mississippi with those fucked up views. If you don't think black women or people are attractive then that's one thing, but watch your damn language. Maybe you should take your nasty, pale ass back to fucking Europe or where ever the hell you come from. Everyone has ancestors from other countries. If you're not Native American, then your family originated in another country. Face the damn facts and stop being such a dumb shit!
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I am a racist because i said niggers are ugly. Well, they are. Name just one beautiful nigger without makeup.
I think black people should stop being racist and accept the way god created them.
I didn't say they are less human. i said they are ugly...
that's it
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and white women are fugly without a FAKE TAN AND FAKE BOOBS and are ALL ANORETIC..
and they are ugly too without make up...
beyonce body IS PERFECT so so so SEXY! we are all HUMANS... she is not a nigger SHE IS A beautiful talented sexy WOMAN!
gorgeous black women:
halle berry
mya
angel conwell
KD Aubert
Amerie
Melyssa Ford
Eva Pigford
Angel aka lola luv
Esther Baxter
Christina Milian (afrolatina)
Stacey Dash
Rochelle Aytes
Jada Pinkett-smith
vanessa williams
meagan good
lauren london
BEYONCEEEE
Sanaa Lathan
Vanessa Williams (old but fine)
Summer Walker
Jennifer Freeman
Kelly Rowland
ETC....
ASIAN BLACK WHITE .. i dont care i just dont like women that have bodys like 10year old boys!!!!!
http://www.cutiecentral.com/images/
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i guess she won't be going away til' jay-z runs out of money.
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pedro
clearly, your definition of "perfect" is not so perfect haha
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real beautiful women dont look ugly or that ugly without make up...she looks straight up brutal and very ghetto without it all....now, dont get all emotional again and cry
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Amer, you are a racist because you use the "N" word to describe a whole group of people. If you read carefully, then you would have noticed that I said if you don't find black people attractive then that's your preference and I don't fault you for that. It's your loose use of the "N" word that bothered me. Also, it is pretty impossible to say that all black people are ugly anyway, since the word is not limited to a race. Some black people have European features. So, would you say that white women with tans are ugly as well? Is it the skin that makes them ugly or what? You need to clarify. And Pedro, That is a great list of beautiful black women, I will second that.
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I also agree with d83. Real beautiful women don't need makeup. Oh, and I don't agree that Beyonce is one of those women. I didn't realize that you put her on that list Pedro. I don't think Beyonce looks good without makeup. Most black women don't need makeup so when they wear it it messes up their skin.
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beast
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What's with all the haters? She's hot.
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Jesus Christ, I think I know what Imus is doing with all his free time.
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I am not from Mississippi. I am From Egypt, Africa
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on that list, only Vanessa Williams is truly beautiful
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Amer
We are (the k*****eeen) shirk of Amer's believes and also we are not responsible of what he says or do;
The K*** Group
WW
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YOO AMER back up , The Niger who will kick yr ass is coming..
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u r being just as offensive as amer is.
u shouldnt use the N word.
maybe u and amer should kick each others asses and the world would be better off withot u both.
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Her Amer you racist dumbfuck! Don't give egyptians a bad name because of your ignorant racist slurs. I'm from egypt too and i see a lot of beautiful dark skinned women everytime i go there. Your one of those losers that are obsessed with the girls that bleach their skin. Loser!
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Dena You must be some damn nigger and jealous of all white people. i am sorry god created you black and ungly fugly.
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Yo Fairis ANd Dena!
IF it were 200 hundred years from now, i would buy you two from the nigger market to work in my cotton field for free...
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Yes Amer.... ur mind is 200 years apart from now!
I cant believe people like u still exist u fuck head.
I realy think u should consider killing ur self.
remember, I know where u live.....
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Soo... what are supposed to comment?
The skills of the one who did the photo editing?
This whore should be in porn, that's all.
Modi
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Amer, do you think that 200 years ago, slave owners would have spared you because your skin is lighter? Egyptians are black. They come in all shapes in colors. What the hell makes you think you're better because your skin is lighter? You have watched too many Spike Lee Joints!
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damn, all the racism NOT cool
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Beyonce is nothing but an ugly black nasty nigger woman her and Rihanna and all the other black ugly bitches in Holly Wood. All of them need to got fuck off nobody give's a ratts ass about niggers we hate looking at their ugliness!
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Jarin, your mother's ugly!
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Oh, and "Holly Wood" is one word, Hollywood! Ignorant piece of shit. I guess you just showed that you're the real nigger. BITCH!!!!
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99% of the celebrities on this site are just average when you take away the hair, professional makeup and designer clothes. Beyonce is no exception. Just because they're on TV doesn't make them better or hotter than the girl next door. She's just another singer to me. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Amer
Nigger does not mean a black person. Nigger means and ignorant person. You are a nigger and i dont have to see you to know that you are ugly.
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Wow! I don't even like Bitchonce but she looks hott here!!!
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Guys, just disrigard Amer's comments. I personally know him and this is nothing to what ideas he has.
Hes a racist and a sexist ...
I once told him hes Fucked in the head.
I mean it literally!!
P.S. I hate Beyonce!
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niggers (!)
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