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Damn you Jay-Z!

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 11:50am
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nice pictures but old! jay z is one lucky man damn

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 11:50am
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These aren't from Vibe... they're from her first album shoot.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 11:52am
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She is a fake nigger. Niggers are ugly

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 12:19pm
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excuse the reference to vibe mag. i'm smoking crack.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 12:35pm
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Amer, let's see a picture of you. Ugly is not defined by a race, you stupid piece of shit! I'm sure ugly would define you though.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 12:53pm
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Amer:

"She is a fake nigger. Niggers are ugly"

First: What do you mean by "fake"? And second: what no. 7 said

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 12:56pm
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OH PUHLEASE- get off the ones that say she is ugly and fake...I also think she IS UGLY & FAKE...shit, photoshop, make up, etc cant do...I would show my pic gladly anytime..

Here

http://bilder.vgb.no/13257/img_44e04e4a80a18.jpg

UGLY, FAKE & UGLY once again

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 2:30pm
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First of all, these pictures are 100% completely airbrushed. Plus have you ever seen her without makeup??? Looks TOTALLY different. I always thought she was incredibly beautiful but when I saw pics of her without makeup she looks just like an average person. Because of awesome makeup and hair people she looks the way she does on t.v. and magazines but what we see isn't the real Beyonce. I don't like that.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 2:32pm
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d83, you beat me to it, but you actually had the pics!!!! People, look at them, the Beyonce that people see and think is so pretty is actually the work of an awesome makeup artist!!!!

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 2:33pm
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haha yeah, I am not hating on this chick because I am black and jealous or something or because I am a racist but she really is ugly without it all. I get that almost everyone in Hollywood wears fake stuff but this chick wears an entire head of fake hair. Do you know how drastically hair changes someone's look? Look at a bald man and him with hair -completely different looking man...an average bald man looks freaking hot with luscious hair...She has one of the best make up artists in the world-clearly, it works...her body? Yeah, I am not into big, thick, shapeless, short and chunky but she can create the illusion of an hour-glass figure in dresses with a seamless corset around her waist.

http://i2.tinypic.com/snmfsy.jpg

http://www.celebrities-suck.com/photos/beyoncenomakeup.jpg

god, her and her huge earrings

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 2:44pm
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I am not racist. but niggers are ugly. this the truth you piece of shit. Send them back to Africa where they belong.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 4:02pm
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Amer, you are racist. Do you even know what that word means? It means an ignorant person, not a black person. Pick up a fucking dictionary before you decide you want to use big words. That word seems to be a little bit much for your level of intellect. I'm not going to disagree about her being ugly and fake, but you obviously need a damn dictionary because I think you are confusing black people with what you are.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 4:13pm
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Oh, another thing Amer, why don't you step into the future. You must be from some hick ass town in Alabama or Mississippi with those fucked up views. If you don't think black women or people are attractive then that's one thing, but watch your damn language. Maybe you should take your nasty, pale ass back to fucking Europe or where ever the hell you come from. Everyone has ancestors from other countries. If you're not Native American, then your family originated in another country. Face the damn facts and stop being such a dumb shit!

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 4:19pm
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I am a racist because i said niggers are ugly. Well, they are. Name just one beautiful nigger without makeup.
I think black people should stop being racist and accept the way god created them.
I didn't say they are less human. i said they are ugly...
that's it

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 4:22pm
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and white women are fugly without a FAKE TAN AND FAKE BOOBS and are ALL ANORETIC..
and they are ugly too without make up...

beyonce body IS PERFECT so so so SEXY! we are all HUMANS... she is not a nigger SHE IS A beautiful talented sexy WOMAN!

gorgeous black women:
halle berry
mya
angel conwell
KD Aubert
Amerie
Melyssa Ford
Eva Pigford
Angel aka lola luv
Esther Baxter
Christina Milian (afrolatina)
Stacey Dash
Rochelle Aytes
Jada Pinkett-smith
vanessa williams
meagan good
lauren london
BEYONCEEEE
Sanaa Lathan
Vanessa Williams (old but fine)
Summer Walker
Jennifer Freeman
Kelly Rowland
ETC....
ASIAN BLACK WHITE .. i dont care i just dont like women that have bodys like 10year old boys!!!!!

http://www.cutiecentral.com/images/

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 4:46pm
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i guess she won't be going away til' jay-z runs out of money.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 4:48pm
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pedro
clearly, your definition of "perfect" is not so perfect haha

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 6:14pm
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real beautiful women dont look ugly or that ugly without make up...she looks straight up brutal and very ghetto without it all....now, dont get all emotional again and cry

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 6:16pm
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Amer, you are a racist because you use the "N" word to describe a whole group of people. If you read carefully, then you would have noticed that I said if you don't find black people attractive then that's your preference and I don't fault you for that. It's your loose use of the "N" word that bothered me. Also, it is pretty impossible to say that all black people are ugly anyway, since the word is not limited to a race. Some black people have European features. So, would you say that white women with tans are ugly as well? Is it the skin that makes them ugly or what? You need to clarify. And Pedro, That is a great list of beautiful black women, I will second that.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 6:21pm
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I also agree with d83. Real beautiful women don't need makeup. Oh, and I don't agree that Beyonce is one of those women. I didn't realize that you put her on that list Pedro. I don't think Beyonce looks good without makeup. Most black women don't need makeup so when they wear it it messes up their skin.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 6:24pm
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beast

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 7:20pm
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What's with all the haters? She's hot.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 8:26pm
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Jesus Christ, I think I know what Imus is doing with all his free time.

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 1:52am
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I am not from Mississippi. I am From Egypt, Africa

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 3:31am
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on that list, only Vanessa Williams is truly beautiful

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 3:35am
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Amer
We are (the k*****eeen) shirk of Amer's believes and also we are not responsible of what he says or do;

The K*** Group
WW

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 4:37am
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YOO AMER back up , The Niger who will kick yr ass is coming..

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 4:49am
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u r being just as offensive as amer is.
u shouldnt use the N word.

maybe u and amer should kick each others asses and the world would be better off withot u both.

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 5:09am
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Her Amer you racist dumbfuck! Don't give egyptians a bad name because of your ignorant racist slurs. I'm from egypt too and i see a lot of beautiful dark skinned women everytime i go there. Your one of those losers that are obsessed with the girls that bleach their skin. Loser!

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 5:23am
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Dena You must be some damn nigger and jealous of all white people. i am sorry god created you black and ungly fugly.

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 5:32am
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Yo Fairis ANd Dena!
IF it were 200 hundred years from now, i would buy you two from the nigger market to work in my cotton field for free...

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 5:56am
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Yes Amer.... ur mind is 200 years apart from now!
I cant believe people like u still exist u fuck head.

I realy think u should consider killing ur self.

remember, I know where u live.....

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 6:29am
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Soo... what are supposed to comment?

The skills of the one who did the photo editing?

This whore should be in porn, that's all.

Modi

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 6:49am
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Amer, do you think that 200 years ago, slave owners would have spared you because your skin is lighter? Egyptians are black. They come in all shapes in colors. What the hell makes you think you're better because your skin is lighter? You have watched too many Spike Lee Joints!

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 7:08am
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damn, all the racism NOT cool

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 11:17am
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Beyonce is nothing but an ugly black nasty nigger woman her and Rihanna and all the other black ugly bitches in Holly Wood. All of them need to got fuck off nobody give's a ratts ass about niggers we hate looking at their ugliness!

Thursday, May 24th, 2007 @ 10:48pm
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Jarin, your mother's ugly!

Saturday, May 26th, 2007 @ 6:42pm
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Oh, and "Holly Wood" is one word, Hollywood! Ignorant piece of shit. I guess you just showed that you're the real nigger. BITCH!!!!

Saturday, May 26th, 2007 @ 6:43pm
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99% of the celebrities on this site are just average when you take away the hair, professional makeup and designer clothes. Beyonce is no exception. Just because they're on TV doesn't make them better or hotter than the girl next door. She's just another singer to me. Nothing more, nothing less.

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 4:16pm
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Amer
Nigger does not mean a black person. Nigger means and ignorant person. You are a nigger and i dont have to see you to know that you are ugly.

Sunday, December 23rd, 2007 @ 2:08am
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Wow! I don't even like Bitchonce but she looks hott here!!!

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 11:56am
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Guys, just disrigard Amer's comments. I personally know him and this is nothing to what ideas he has.
Hes a racist and a sexist ...

I once told him hes Fucked in the head.
I mean it literally!!

P.S. I hate Beyonce!

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 3:52am
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niggers (!)

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 @ 8:54pm
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