Angelina Jolie - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007 - #8
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

Have you made your guess for the Top 5 contest?
- Marisa Miller Is A Smokin' Winner [HollywoodTuna]
- Sharon Stone Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]
- Rosie And Elizabeth Have It OUT On The View [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Left Eye Lopes final moment [Celebslam]
- Martina Hingis Throwback Bikini Pictures [Drunken Stepfather]
- Hot Discussion: thoughts on triangular breasts etc.... [The Bastardly Society]
- Karen Allen Back With Indy [Dlisted]
- Jessica Simpson pregnancy rumor [Cele|bitchy]
- Katee Holmes is a whore [Fatback and Collards]
- Lindsay Lohan Makes Cheating BF Jealous [Hollywood Rag]
- Mischa Barton Gets Her Joint On [CityRag]
- Denise Van Outen [Horny Oyster]
- Pam Anderson Being Pam Anderson [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Nicole Richie not in rehab, but might have been? [The Blemish]
- Marissa Miller is Hot Even in Black and White [The Grumpiest]
- Price is Right Super Hottie Gabrielle Tuite [FHM Online]
- Japanese Breast Enlarging Massage [ChugsAndJugs]
- Abigail Clancy bikini pictures [DerekHail]
- Catherine Bell Spotlight [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
























shes gorgeous and she should be higher up on the list
Reply to this Comment
oh she's started 2 look wierd these days.. i'm bored of her.. lets move on 2 fresher women instead..
Reply to this Comment
I think she's amazing. Very unique too. She was #3 last year and still deserves to be top 5 in my opinion.
Reply to this Comment
sexy but needs to gain some fucking weight...youre grossing me out with this veins girl!!!
Reply to this Comment
She should've made the top 3. But instead, we'll probably see that damn puff-face Petra or horse-face Alessandra.
Reply to this Comment
her and adriana lima are both pretty but extremely overrated
Reply to this Comment
yeah..she looks nice here,too bad the pics are from like 2 years ago or something. take a good second look at the recent ones with her looking a junkie and ask yourself if she should be anywhere near top 10 now. this list is turning into as much of a scam as maxim's. who's next? lohan or beyonce?
Reply to this Comment
Gorgeous, Should've been higher.
Reply to this Comment
I still love her.
Reply to this Comment
Yes, she deserves to be in the Top Ten.
Reply to this Comment
@10--couldn't agree more...Yay! love the list so far, but I know that the Brazilians cometh...
Reply to this Comment
most overrated actress in Hollywood
except for Scarlett Johansen
and if she belonged higher on the list she would be higher
this is not joey bastardly commenter's dream list
this is The Bastardly top 10
it is as inscrutable as it is final
Reply to this Comment
Hey David100606006066006006, you pissed 'cause Hilary Duff didn't make it? Sorry man but more people thought Angelina deserved a spot. I'm not complaining, I didn't even vote, but that doesn't mean the list is rigged. Go back and check the post yourself...
Reply to this Comment
Calling Angelina Jolie ugly pretty much negates anything you have to say…
Reply to this Comment
is this a beauty contest or a sexy contest??? aishwarya rai is NOT sexy... sexy includes body and i know 10000000 other girls that have better bodies than her! this site is stupid... all you care about is "pretty" faces... thats it
Reply to this Comment
She's still very very sexy, in my opinion- but I do agree that she's getting a bit old. Not the type of woman who could make thousands of men drool over her Esquire pictures anymore, but if I was with her (if I were Brad Pitt) I would be very happy.
Reply to this Comment
^she's only like 29... ageing so poorly. she looks like she's in mid to late 30s. very overrated
Reply to this Comment
say what you want. she is flat out hot.
Reply to this Comment
She is fricken gorgeous.
Reply to this Comment
8 is reasonable for her... she needs to put on some weight though
Reply to this Comment
Overrated.
Reply to this Comment
i hate when people say she is overrated... she is one of the most naturally beautiful women in the world.... if u see her in candid pics w/ no makeup, she looks just as beautiful as when she's all dolled up for a premiere.... and for those comments about her not "ageing nicely"... she has 4 kids, stars in and produces movies, AND works for several charitable organizations... give her a break! she's fucking fabulous and u all know it!!! deserves to be wayyy higher
Reply to this Comment
All those who say that angelina is not sexy are just fucken jealous. So shut up, you motherfuckas. Angelina Jolie is perfect. She's number one. No woman is hotter than her...
Reply to this Comment
8. bitch
how can u said two of the most beautiful women in the world(adriana and angelina) are ugly?!?
Reply to this Comment
The difference between Angelina Jolie and Adriana Lima is that Angelina's lips are real. I do still think they're both pretty.
Reply to this Comment
Angelina...Angelina... I loooove you. Please kill brad and marry me
Reply to this Comment
So, aren't there any other comments ? I will destroy anyone who dare say that angelina is not sexy.
Reply to this Comment
Angelina is an ugly skeleton right now, we've seen the pictures out at the street, no studio no make up to cover what she is.
She WAS hot, no longer, get over it.
Modi
Reply to this Comment
she is stunning. really sexy.
Reply to this Comment
Hey MODIGLIAN , I think you're the ugly skeleton. Don't say this again about angelina or i'll kick your ass up, you bastard.
Reply to this Comment
can she get off that stool already, sheeeesh
Reply to this Comment
Overrated? Give me a break. Granted she was hotter a few years back with a few more pounds - but I'm sure none of you would refuse her.
Reply to this Comment
Word @ 27, but actually I had expected this fugly stinkin skank, higher on the list, but I wouldn´t be surprised if Gisele, the German uber tranny is on # 1.
Reply to this Comment
My favorite, always was, always will be.
Reply to this Comment
SOLIDGOLDFUNK,
Adriana's lips are real too. You need to see some pictures from when she was 13-14. She has always had plump lips.
This is Adriana at the age of 14.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmVq60XGh7s
People who insinuate that she had cosmetic plastic surgery at such a young age are out of their minds.
Reply to this Comment
I'd fuck her from here to eternity.
Reply to this Comment
"Sami
Hey MODIGLIAN , I think you’re the ugly skeleton. Don’t say this again about angelina or i’ll kick your ass up, you bastard. "
"A Really Thin Angelina Jolie @ “A Mighty Heart†Screening @ 2007 Cannes Film Festival posted on May 21st, 2007 by Moelicious, in Angelina, Anorexic Bitches with 53 Bastardly Comments "
I suppouse she being under "Anorexic Bitches" says everything XD
Angelina is an ugly skeleton right now, we’ve seen the pictures out at the street, no studio no make up to cover what she is.
She WAS hot, no longer, get over it.
There you have it again, if you are blind it's not my fault, go beat your meat at undead if that floats your boat ;-)
Modi
Reply to this Comment
They air brushed her Skeletal features, and the bags under the eyes. They did an o.k. job, I guess.
Reply to this Comment
She is pretty but is starting to look mannish these days. Certainly does not compare to Petra Nemcova or Adriana Lima by any means. She looked great when she was younger, but should definately have dropped this year.
Reply to this Comment
Angelina is undoubtedly the hottest *woman* on this site!!
She is lust personified. Her hair is lovely, her full lips drive me crazy and she has absolutely perfect feet. I would worship this goddess...
Say what you want about her, but I think you're crazy or a closet homo to deny the hottness of this incredible and beautiful woman.
Reply to this Comment
I agree with you, Aftertoday. Specially when you say angelina's feet are perfect. I'd like to kiss those goddess feet.
Reply to this Comment
she is so overrated that its starting to become irritating!! im a girl btw. im not jealous so dont start throwing that shit at me! i wouldnt want to look like this bitch anyway!
Reply to this Comment
she's ten times better than that ugly bitch Maniston
Reply to this Comment
anybody who has anything bad to say about her obviously just in denial about how great she looks...yeah guys it's hard to see some1 this beautiful actually exist!! she's also a very beautiful person inside and if you believe evrything the tabloid has to say about her u're not only blind but dumb fucks!! plus if u really hate her i dun see why u shld devote all this time to visit her thread and smack talk her...like i said...IN DENIAL!!
Reply to this Comment
are you guys kidding? MOST. GORGEOUS. WOMAN. ON. THE. PLANET. PERIOD. how can you improve on PERFECTION?
Reply to this Comment
I don't think she's aging badly, she's not that complete bombshell anymore but come on, of course she's still incredibly attractive! Brad is one lucky guy.
Reply to this Comment
These pictures must be old because currently she resembles a skeleton. She doesnt belong in the top ten.
Reply to this Comment
eeeewww look at her nasty fish lips... almost as ugly as adriana lima
Reply to this Comment
she's definitely skanky
Reply to this Comment
uggghhhh...well I guess the "veiny queen of incest" is for all the complainers of true beauty (ie - Beckensale, Rai).
NEXT
Reply to this Comment
Just goes to show much airbrushing can do for you... without it she looks like a fugly anorexic, veiny coke whore.
Reply to this Comment
@12--how can the list be "a scam" when us bastards are the ones who voted???
Reply to this Comment
WHAT?!?!?! are we not over her yet???
Reply to this Comment
Ummmm no...#1. Bobble head #2. Anorexic crack body #3. Pancake ass.
Reply to this Comment
most beautiful woman
Reply to this Comment
Hey bitch, angelina is more beautiful than adriana. Got it ?
Reply to this Comment
I really love angelina's feet. Don't you agree ?
Reply to this Comment
beautiful, but I don't like these pictures of her, I think she deserves top ten...
Reply to this Comment
ugly and overrated... body's scary and veiny too
Reply to this Comment
i see SOMEBODY's been busy airbrushing out the coke veins
Reply to this Comment
my bad...i apologize for using the term"scam". i did't wanna suggest anything was rigged or fixed, what i meant was that so far there are no real surprises and pretty predictable,a lot like those other lists. thats all.
Reply to this Comment
Beautiful and sexy, but she was not in my top 10.
Reply to this Comment
I think Angelina Jolie is actually 31 or 32.
Reply to this Comment
shes started to look hard lately, plus she has has all those gross tattoos.
Reply to this Comment
ANGELINA DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS. FUCKING WHORE. FUCKING SLUT. FUCKING BITCH. FUCKING WHORE. I FUCKING HATE HER.
Reply to this Comment
CATHY R. (Uncertified Bastard
Geee is that you JEN?? who let you out from the mental hospital?
Reply to this Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!