Bastardly Fashion Rating: Mischa Barton @ Le Scaphandre et le Papillon Premiere

Yuck, yuck, and yuck. All I see when I look at this girl's face is a skeleton. Her gross, sunken in, dark eyes make her look older than she really is. Her eyebrows look like crap, too, and her legs look like they belong to a different body: she's just plain fugly!!

Her ponderous tyrannosaurus thighs are the dealbreaker. Oh, plus her face...

Actually she's looking really nice here. She found a dress that plays to her strengths and her length, and overall its a nice package.

What?! Nice? You kidding? It looks like she bought a dress ten sizes too big, pinched up some fabric in the middle and safety pinned it together. Thus she's in the misfortunate position of pulling it up all night long like some idiot. Her boobs look like they're either, a) non-existent, or b) somewhere down by her waist. Her necklace looks like it's on backwards from the front AND back views. AND, I believe she's wearing that UGLY black nail polish!! I know I'm being bitchy, but come on, this chick is WORTHLESS!!

I don't understand how she can be sooooo skinny and still look so flabby!!! It defies the laws of physics...does she have any muscle at all?
I do think she has a pretty face here, though...

It seems she heeded my advice and eaten something, her shoulders & arms don't look bony, legs getting better, now... full frontal nudity, please.

Always good to see a girl getting better.

Modi

Dear Allie,

Considering what she usually wears (the giant kerchiefs, the high-waisted jeans) she looks like Sophia-fucking-Loren here. Her oversized dress hides her shapeless figure and emphasizes the length of her body and limbs. She may look a female David Byrne, but that's the lesser of two evils. Her boobs are not impressively shaped, so unless she gets the bra of bras, that's a losing battle. And she's hidden the Sideshow Bob feet in nice heels instead of Xena flats.

lol @ Tom, good point, although she's still a skank. But, now I've gotta get back to work... :)

mmm...she IS dressing better then normal here. these are nice...not quite as rockin' as some more kick ass nipple shots would be, but still o.k.

How low do her boobs hang in that dress?? She doesn't have one single thing on her that is attractive. Why is this girl so dang popular??? She makes me cringe every time I see her.

Looks like one good tug on the dress and her tits will pop out.
The dress should be shorter, so we can check out her legs.

Why isn't this bitch in a burka?

She looks pretty good here, but I really wish she'd hit the gym and work on building some muscle tone.

her eyebrows are effed up i wonder why her makeup artist just left them looking shitty