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mmmmmmm i'd do him
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^ I died
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Bathe freak.
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omg hes the only guy who could pull that look off......god hes beautiful
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Ha ha ha. Security men would be trampled to mush if he ever came out with a statement like that!
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i guess chicks really did the sensitive,homeless,loser vibe.
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He´s the only guy who can make that style work!
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OH MY HOTNESS!
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Hahaha! What a totally crappy and hideous outift! Love the jacket round his waist! Ha ha!
But he's Johnny Depp, so he's still incredibly hot. (Besides, I think he has to dress like a freak cause if he didn't, it would be the too much hotness to handle)
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Haha guys are always so jealous of Johnny.
We don't like him because he looks like a hobo - we like him because he has the world's best bone-structure, he looks angelic on print and on screen, he looks like he really knows how to please a woman, he is quiet but exudes confidence without cockiness, he's a talented, versatile actor who isn't afraid to take on "odd" roles, he's not obsessed with his own appearance (if anyone ever had a reason to be self-obsessed, it's Johnny Depp), and he just doesn't give a rat's ass about what we think of him.
Oh, and he's really really really ridiculously good looking.
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Can I get an amen for #11's comment?!
He's simply beautiful, physically, mentally and personally. Whereas I could care less to be in the presence of some Hollywood-flavor-of-the-moment metro douchebag, I would absolutely love to share in oxygen surrounding him. And I would love to wash the royal penis as well. Heh....
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Sure he may look like a homeless, sweaty, smelly man with piss on his shoes....but damn, he's got it goin on, and I'd ride him like thunder in the night
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He's cool and all, but he always looks about 5 minutes away from revealing that he is really batshit insane.
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awwww hes so cute! :D
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Wow. At 43, Johnny still looks like he is 30. This man is fucking amazing in so many ways.
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#11 you took the words out of my mouth...beautifully written btw:)
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HOTNESS
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Oh boy...He is insanely gorgeous, the best bone structure ever (as Alexandra said before). I actually think he is "biohazard hot". Because we may die just to look at him and think about unprintable things (like the ones I am thinking right now)...Yup, I´d better rush to the bathroom and have a cold shower after seeing these pictures.
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He's boheme, but it suits him pretty well. Shaggyness is def his trademark.
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just... wow
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
god lucky woman who is married to him... damn he is fine!
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Vanessa what's her name is one lucky bitch. You know this dude could make you cum just by looking into your eyes!
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He's so fucking cool,and once again, so fuckable!
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Oh yea, and amen to what Alexandra said.
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johnny depp's bufffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff id go out wiv him anyday n he can fuck me gud. hes probablygot a fineeee dick ohhhhhh im gettin horny ppl. FUCK ME JOHNNY DEPP AHHHHHHH THAT FEELS GUDDDDDDDDDDD. im free anytym jus call me if ur a boy (sexc 1) on 07907857014609.
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SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
Hot.
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funky gyal - that is the FUNNIEST FREAKING POST i've ever read.
BWAHAHHA!!!!!
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"he has the best bone structure ever" who gives a shit about bone structure??? that seems to be the dumbest thing to be attracted to, you'll never hear us guys say "damn that chick is hot, did you see that perfect jawline??? how about those cheekbones?" you women are fucking retarded. underneath the raggy clothes, the weird hats and overall weird behavior, and the "perfect bone structure" yeah, he's a pretty good looking guy - but that's where it ends. i feel like there are a lot of male celebrities who are 10x better looking than johnny depp.
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I came
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I like Johnny Depp. He's a good looking guy who isn't afraid to be ugly.
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And so what if he looks a little dirty. I would wash him. Using my tongue, obviously.
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