Ana Beatriz Barros - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007 - #7
Thursday, May 24th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

Have you made your guess for the Top 5 contest?
- Nicole Richie Is A Dirty, Dirty Girl [HollywoodTuna]
- Jessica Simpson's Breasts Will Hypnotize You [Egotastic!]
- Scarlett Johansson's New Louis Vuitton Campaign [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Paris Hilton is an idiot [Celebslam]
- Paris Hilton's Prison Legs Buy Spiritual Books [Drunken Stepfather]
- Discussion: MTV's Real World Season 20! [The Bastardly Society]
- Breaking News! Angelina Doesn't Wear Black! [Dlisted]
- Amy Winehouse Upsets her Parents with Quickie Marriage [Cele|bitchy]
- Jennifer Ellison is Better than American Idol, Anyday [Fatback and Collards]
- Mary-Kate Olsen Lands an Acting Gig [Hollywood Rag]
- Penelope Cruz Bikini Fun [CityRag]
- Krystal Forscutt does Zoo magazine [Horny Oyster]
- Lindsay Lohan is sponsored by Svedka vodka [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Britney and Ryan Phillippe? [The Blemish]
- Not so Grumpy Moment with Hilary Duff [The Grumpiest]
- Keeley Hazell Needs Your Full Attention! [ChugsAndJugs]
- Heidi Klum names her Boobs [DerekHail]
- Michael Moore's Sicko Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
























Re-fuckin-diculous. I don´t like this slut.
Reply to this Comment
fake boobies. looks better brunette.
Reply to this Comment
loveee her
Reply to this Comment
She has no ass...why in the hell is she modeling for J.Lo's shit? And I also like how her boobs defy gravity on the second page....bah...
Reply to this Comment
yay! i voted for her, i think she is gorgeous
Reply to this Comment
She's amazing. What's with the people who post on this site?
Reply to this Comment
Now this is a gorgeous girl! way hotter than angelina or any of those hoes
Reply to this Comment
who is she?
Reply to this Comment
I didn't vote for her yet she is beautiful...I love her soft facial features and eyes (also the fact she doesn't make kissy faces)...here come the Brazilians...
Reply to this Comment
@Rasheed: Oh, please.
You like wonky-eyed, weird nose, orange skin, fake-looking weave Ashley Tisdale and included her on your list. Nothing more needed to be said LOL.
Reply to this Comment
"She’s amazing. What’s with the people who post on this site?"
Steve,
Everyone has their own taste so I want impugn yours. However, some people don't like fake looking balloonesque titties, some people prefer women to have shapely, discernible hips and asses, some people prefer women who have beautiful, natural black hair not to change it to some Euro-American preferred lighter shade. I am one of those people and obviously there are others.
PS Take a look at the second picture where the outline of her body forms a virtual straight line. She looks like a pencil with implants.
Reply to this Comment
shes decent but she has no ass and her face is sketchy. she can look like a zombie or something at times. but then she can look amazing.
Reply to this Comment
Well, she deserves it! Of course she looks gorgeous. Tsk. But I had no idea she had fake breasts! Why, damnit? She's still hot, but I don't like fake. Now I'm thinking I put her to high on my list.
Reply to this Comment
I would pound her cervix with great authority and vigor.
Reply to this Comment
Gorgeous!
Reply to this Comment
Stunning .... yummy ...
Reply to this Comment
Extremely sexy! I am happy she is #7.
Reply to this Comment
Fake boobs, weird face... almost ugly as Jolie.
Reply to this Comment
wow, she's smoking hot
Reply to this Comment
Photo shoot with Ana Beatriz and Adriana:
http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/lima_barros_02.jpg
http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/lima_barros_03.jpg
http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/lima_barros_04.jpg
http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/lima_barros_05.jpg
http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/lima_barros_06.jpg
Reply to this Comment
hate the fake boobs as well, however I still find her beautiful.
Reply to this Comment
hot hot hot hot
Reply to this Comment
Definitely not beautiful! She DOES look like a pencil with oranges attached in the second pic. At least if you're going to be so skinny, you should at least have some curves.
Reply to this Comment
She's perfect. Pretty face and super sexy.
Reply to this Comment
#29 - Actually some VS models HAVE fake boobs. It is a known fact that both Gisele Bundchen and Adriana Lima have fake boobs.
Reply to this Comment
her boobs look pretty dang real to me if thats a boob job then dam i want her surgeon!
Reply to this Comment
PERFECTION!
Reply to this Comment
Definatly real breast. I dont why you all insist they are not.
She is #1 on my list and has held that position for several years now. Adriana Lima in close second.
Reply to this Comment
Extremely sexy. She could be in a higher position.
Reply to this Comment
Fake? really? That's funny I see no scar:
http://www.evenca.it/Ana_Beatriz_Barros/Ana_Beatriz_Barros15.jpg
Victoria's Secret only hire all-naturals. No plastic surgery allowed. They search the world over for a reason.
Reply to this Comment
whoever said VS doesnt allow fake boobs is wrong....selita ebanks apparently has fakes but im not sure...but marissa miller has widely known about implants...she was a topless model before she was a catalogue/runway model
anyway, ana is gorgeous..dont think she has implants but even if she does shes HOT
Reply to this Comment
At the risk of sounding like Rasheed, there's nothing special about this girl.
Reply to this Comment
well, she stopped by the mcdonalds i worked at and bought some stuff, and she was eating the fries like crazy. of course she was drunk as hell, and smelled like cigarettes and she looked really high.
besides that, she was really nice and likes mayonaise.. my guess is she uses the finger after lunch? or maybe her metabolism is high.. yeahhh
shes really not that beautiful in real life. she had a greasy, acne ridden face, and her ass and thighs are so small its not even funny, seriously.
uh, yeah, i disagree.. a whole bunch
Reply to this Comment
so begins the countdown's downward spiral...
Reply to this Comment
who doesn't have acne? everyone wants to be perfect. it's called flaws....HELLO! Welcome to earth. everyone has them. oh and adriana does NOT have fake boobs. it's called a fucking push-up bra or airbrushing.
people see something beautiful, they always want to hate on them. You american's are a trip.
Reply to this Comment
Ill say it again, and expect same responses:
she looks like a strung out heroin junkie would after going to a SEARS photo place and someone used PS to fix the "bugs".
Reply to this Comment
Somesweetass-
Marisa Miller modeled topless for Perfect 10 magazine...a magazine specializing in all natural women, therefore she is very natural. And Adriana is perfectly natural. There is this wonderful thing called a push-up bra. Victoria's Secret happens to make them well. Adriana models them. Connect the dots.
Reply to this Comment
.32 frapp "...she is too fucking ethnic looking." Please define ethnic for me. Do you mean differs from the majority world population? (that would be asian). If not what is the standard that "ethnic" differs from?
Reply to this Comment
Great, another one of Moe's overhyped Brazilian women. boo frickity hoo.
Reply to this Comment
Not hot! =( This time I agree with Rasheed.
Reply to this Comment
Does she have implants? I don't give a damn
Does she look hot on the pics? Yes
Will she look better in real life once she's retired and gets more weight? Yes
Modi
Reply to this Comment
Adriana doesn't have implants either. VS doesn't ALLOW implants. Look at some of her nude shoots where she's not wearing a push-up bra.
Adri without bra:
http://www.casperchristophersen.com/adri_yay.jpg
Reply to this Comment
Oh yes. she is in my list. impossible to be sexier. amazing lips and eyes.
Reply to this Comment
She was my number one. Oh God, I'm really fond of this chick. I don't know why I like her, but I just do, she's awesome-looking.
If Scarlet Johansson is in a better position than ABB, I will fuckin' hang myself. And yet again, fuck you all those retarted motherfuckers, who think Ana is "too ethnic-looking" or whatever. You're just jealous, 'cause your own white ass cunt-faced girlfriends look like shit. Wide, big nose??? My ass, I say. Go home and grow a bit, then come again.
Reply to this Comment
Wow I'm so glad she made the top 10 this year....hopes she keeps moving up the list. She is the most beautiful woman to me, and I don't understand how people can say she has a BIG nose?! She has one of the most delicate noses i've seen. Her full lips are gorgeous AND her boobs are definately not fake. Well done Ana, for being so god damn sexy!
Reply to this Comment
she is too ethnic looking or whatever. now i am going back to my white assed cunt faced girlfriend. peace out. homie. ps- she also has a wide big nose.
Reply to this Comment
tracerv, you're a h-o-m-o, am I right? So there's no need to go back to your "you-know-what"-girlfriend. Good luck living with your mother for the rest of your life, btw.
Cheers.
Reply to this Comment
@ 11, actually, I don´t know who the fuck Ashley Tisdale is, and I never made a top 10 list. @ 45, I´m really feeling you.
Reply to this Comment
That's right Rasheed, you never made a fucking list, so stop complaining
Reply to this Comment
Like it would have made a difference @ 64.
Reply to this Comment
Never heard of her before, but she has sex appeal. Wouldnt put her in my top 10 due to lack of ass, but I'd hit it!
Reply to this Comment
I never thought she was that pretty. She kind of has that look in her eyes like someone just whacked her upside the head. These pics are airbrushed to the hilt so who knows what she really looks like.
Reply to this Comment
Love this girl! Only 7? Booo
Reply to this Comment
Fine looking lass that's certainly in the Top 30. I'm not too sure about this ranking here, but it's not really out of line.
Reply to this Comment
Wow some people are idiots. The boobs are not fake. Just because breasts are perfect doesn't mean they are fake. Stop relying on your porn sites for your only standard of beauty. I am not like the others on here who prefer fat chicks. this girl is perfect!
Reply to this Comment
she is too ethnic looking because the nose is too wide. lips too big. and plus i don't like her natural 'bronze' glow. and she looks too mixed sometimes. give me dita anyday
Reply to this Comment
Gman:"Wow some people are idiots."
Hey, that could be the title of your autoboiography. Either that or "I hang myself with my own words". Just the fact that you say her breasts are perfect, since perfection is an absolute and an impossibility in the human race says it all. In other words, those rock hard, non-organic looking, gravity defying globes LOOK fake even if they aren't (and who really knows for sure besides her plastic surgeon?) Also, there is an astronomical gulf between her thiness and "fat". A well distributed 10-15 pounds on Ana would be scintillating and almost bring her up to "normal".
Unless of course you think that her body is the ideal weight and another 10 pounds would make her "fat". If that's the case might I recommend that you do your trolling for chicks at the terminal cancer ward of your local hospital? Or better yet, get a pick and a shovel and dig up Karen Carpenter, I hear she's never looked better.
Reply to this Comment
called a joke #62. what are you trolling for some dick?
Reply to this Comment
No, of course not. I wouldn't bother to disturb your boyfriends around here. And what comes to trolling, take a look in the mirror.
Reply to this Comment
I'd wax her pooper.
Reply to this Comment
these pictures don't do her any justice!!
Reply to this Comment
Markus,
what a fucking big loser you are...this bitch is getting so emotional over a chick he hasnt even seen in real life...i think you are the one that will be living with your mom for the rest of your life since you act like a little kid...yep, she has a big, wide nose with big nostrils...she also has a huge face with bug eyes that say "I am high"...there, i said it again...now go, hang yourself because it seems like you cant take it...you know when you jerk off to a chick doesnt mean she loves you because it seems like you have established an emotional connection with her...so stop defending her like she is your girl or something...fucking pathetic
Reply to this Comment
ya, shes a hot bitch. but angelinas hottttter
Reply to this Comment
Yeah, glad she made Top 10, I think this girl is gorgeous!
Reply to this Comment
she has a weird face, adriana is way better she looks weird, not pretty
Reply to this Comment
Fugly, she has a weird face
Reply to this Comment
Yay, I'm happy she's in the Top 10. One of my fav models, up there with Adriana, though she does look a little skinny sometimes.. And for fashionbitch, her boobs are not fake.
Reply to this Comment
She looks like a younger Fiona Apple. Not sexy, but not ugly either. She has a nice body, besides her horrendous breasts.
Reply to this Comment
She was my number 1. I think she's gorgeous; she's naturally beautiful.
Laura #47, which McDonald's are you workin at? I don't think supermodels come by to McD's, they've got other people to do that for them?
Reply to this Comment
she's gorgeous
Reply to this Comment
seriously? she's not attractive, she's not sexy and she needs to eat. sorry, but I don't think she has any redeeming qualities.
Reply to this Comment
Hip bones connected to the.... thigh bone!
Reply to this Comment
Those implants are so ridiculous. But I have to admit she does have a gorgeous face.
Reply to this Comment
OH MY GOD she is gorgeous!!!!!! YAYYYY! I am glad she made #7!!! This chick ROCKS!
Reply to this Comment
She's a VS model. VS doesn't allow fake boobs, they have strict rules for that. Her boobs are NOT fake.
http://forum.ryoni.com/groupee_files/photo_albums/9/3/4/93410682/8431056...
http://forum.ryoni.com/groupee_files/photo_albums/9/3/4/93410682/9631056...
http://forum.ryoni.com/groupee_files/photo_albums/9/3/4/93410682/4931003...
Reply to this Comment
fake boobs? prove it? it's called airbrushing...other than that she is too fucking ethnic looking. wide nose and stupid full clown lips.
Reply to this Comment
Blech, smoking monkey. Pass.
Reply to this Comment
Edit:I dont *know* why you all insist they are not.
Reply to this Comment
Im a huge Adriana Lima fan but, im almost 100% sure she has impants :/
Reply to this Comment
Sexy, very sexy. She has been one of the best supermodels for the last 3 years without a doubt.
Reply to this Comment
only causeshe is a model does not make her pretty she looks like an average girl
Reply to this Comment
*too high
Reply to this Comment
ANA BEATRIZ BARROS IS A GODNESS. THE TOP 10 IS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER.
KATE, ANGELINA AND ANA BEATRIZ BARROS ARE ULTRA SEXY.
Reply to this Comment
This woman is gorgeous...Very Happy with this pick.
Reply to this Comment
this girl does nothing for me- her eyebrows look like she is crying...very big nose- i dont know she has weird and very manly features with a huge face and clown feet
Reply to this Comment
Well, compared to the other top models she's nothing, but she does have a decent face, although it is not the best in my opinion. Better then Gisele at least.
Reply to this Comment
I think she's hotter than Gisele.
Reply to this Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!