Bastardly Hot or Not: Michelle Heaton @ The Bedrock Ball

not

my god, lots of ugly bitches this morning

HEFFER!

JEEZ sosuck, so she's not a size 4, big deal. She's a very beautiful girl. Plus before you shouted out your rude message, did you happen to read under her picture that she has a serious HEART CONDITION and may die. So I am sure that possibly a heavy workout routine might be out of the question for her or whatever. She is by no means a heffer.

Nice.

She has a serious heart condition because she is a fat cow who can't stop eating. Obesity is the cause of heart disease. I mean come on, you could hold a Fleet Week celebration AND a Fancy dress ball on her fat, cellulite cover back. And you'd still have room for a kick-ass game of ultimate Frisbee.

@ #6

It's sad that good people like her have to die but useless fucks like you get to live. Go eat a cock, bitch.

She's not fat, but she's not hot either. I would give her a 5/10

Roll her in flour.
Pillsbury Dough Girl.
Total waste of a pretty face.

Hot! She's thick, but not fat. There is a difference

This is one big FUGLY bitch!

Uh, pass.

Well if you look her up on the internet she looks a lot different. Not every woman in the world can be a size 4!!!!!!!!!! Plus if that is all that matters to you then YOU have the problem. At least she can lose weight. How do you lose a brain??? Maybe when you're at those pearly gates God will comend you for being such a caring person.

looked her up, still looks like a heffer!

....but if he's a Joo, then god well not let him pass the pearly gates.

ah life is funny (according to the religious freaks)

Will be featured in Big Booty White Girls #5 or Phatty Girls.

For real that fuck dool oozes filthy sex.

she looks like trailer park ho trying to be classy.

wow you guys ARE bastards! damn. she has a very pretty face and there is nothing wrong with her body...i think it's refreshing to see someone over a size 4 with real boobs. well they look real bc they sag sort of, which is normal. and that's very sad about her heart condition :(

Looks like Ms. Piggy - Not Hot

#19

I didn't say she's ugly. In fact she's not! And I didn't say she's too fat. But she's chunky or not? I like that with some women with others I don't.

But what I definetly don't like is that JOKER chin. That is unattractive and it'll stay with her wether she's thin or stays thick.

And YES she's still looks like a slut and probably is one. Never said though I didn't like sluts. Hehe.

cute face when smiling but almost ugly and scary when she isnt

I think I just wrote Michelle's new for her:
"Oh be kind to my ugly tits
For they sag and they bag and are droopy..."
@ #7- J-Sin: How do you know she's a good person? Maybe she butchers cats or drinks human blood. You don't have any idea of what type of person she is. Since when does having a disease immediately absolve you of all your sins. If Hitler had cancer would you defend him or cry for him? NO? So shut up!
@ #14- Pak31: Get help. Seriously. Not just for yourself but for the sake of society.
@ #6- Tony Myers: I would say your comments are inaccurate. I'd say theres room on her fat covered back for everything you listed plus a touch football game. Then, you could have teams of dog sleds make a 3 day climb from the small of her back up her saggy, cellulite covered ass, right to the top of her ass. Remember what the sign says "If you Fall Into Michelle Heaton's ass, you are lost forever."-Zing!

she is soooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooooootttttt~~!! more pictures of this woman................................~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!

she is hot

oh please, can't stand these mother teresa like posters. that heart condition is probably just a P.R. sypmathy crap to get her in some movies or whatever the hell she does

she don't even like she's suffering or in pain. she looks like she's 2 hours away from having some cosmos and blowing some rich dudes

I'd f,uck her in her ass!

Very hot and I'd say seriously dirty as well