The Bastardly Morning Report with Petra Nemcova playing in water!
Friday, May 25th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

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HAH! Im number ONE! Petra = beauuuutiful!
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What a pedestrian hairdo. Does she ever do anything different with her hair?
Such a bore.
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i've never been jealous of water before
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ick... is it me or does she look like Steven Seagal?
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sure she's pretty but at the same time overly boring. nothing exotic about her whatsoever...
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HOLY GOD!
I'm not worthy!
Modi
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Average at best. Not impressed.
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but you all know that if you had the chance, you'd hit it. So stop your bitching..
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she is so overrated
anyone notice that her jaw is wide?
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Could you kick just a little bit higher????
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she is hot
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This swollen face mess is boring is starting to get on my nerves, I hope the next monsoon comes soon, for her.
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Boring.
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I want her so bad.
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Enough with tsunami references please when she doesn't expose her teeth she looks gorgeous. Maybe her smiles can be annoying but is that a reason to wish death on her? It's a sick world we live in today where beautiful girls are judged.
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I would mud wrestle this chick and deliberately lose. Oh, hell, I'd probably lose even if I tried to win.
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Brave for her to pose in water. Good for her.
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she is starting to look real pretty again...i really like the 3rd pic
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I really want to ask her,"Petra Nemcova, will you marry me?"
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I hate that hairstyle too, it's super boring on any girl. But the rest is very sexy, thank you very much.
Her face does indeed look swolen sometimes, but I don't see it here. Nice pictures.
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Overrated. Enough of this bitch. If she didn't survive the tsunami she'd be trapped in obscurity
Mr. Bastardly, let's all move on
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