The Bastardly Morning Report with Petra Nemcova playing in water!



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HAH! Im number ONE! Petra = beauuuutiful!

Friday, May 25th, 2007 @ 11:05am
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What a pedestrian hairdo. Does she ever do anything different with her hair?
Such a bore.

Friday, May 25th, 2007 @ 11:16am
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i've never been jealous of water before

Friday, May 25th, 2007 @ 11:25am
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ick... is it me or does she look like Steven Seagal?

Friday, May 25th, 2007 @ 11:31am
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sure she's pretty but at the same time overly boring. nothing exotic about her whatsoever...

Friday, May 25th, 2007 @ 11:37am
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HOLY GOD!

I'm not worthy!

Modi

Friday, May 25th, 2007 @ 12:07pm
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Average at best. Not impressed.

Friday, May 25th, 2007 @ 12:13pm
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but you all know that if you had the chance, you'd hit it. So stop your bitching..

Friday, May 25th, 2007 @ 12:27pm
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she is so overrated

anyone notice that her jaw is wide?

Friday, May 25th, 2007 @ 1:33pm
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Could you kick just a little bit higher????

Friday, May 25th, 2007 @ 1:43pm
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she is hot

Friday, May 25th, 2007 @ 1:55pm
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This swollen face mess is boring is starting to get on my nerves, I hope the next monsoon comes soon, for her.

Friday, May 25th, 2007 @ 2:09pm
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Boring.

Friday, May 25th, 2007 @ 3:19pm
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I want her so bad.

Friday, May 25th, 2007 @ 3:45pm
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Enough with tsunami references please when she doesn't expose her teeth she looks gorgeous. Maybe her smiles can be annoying but is that a reason to wish death on her? It's a sick world we live in today where beautiful girls are judged.

Friday, May 25th, 2007 @ 4:40pm
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I would mud wrestle this chick and deliberately lose. Oh, hell, I'd probably lose even if I tried to win.

Friday, May 25th, 2007 @ 6:04pm
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Brave for her to pose in water. Good for her.

Friday, May 25th, 2007 @ 6:22pm
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she is starting to look real pretty again...i really like the 3rd pic

Friday, May 25th, 2007 @ 8:07pm
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I really want to ask her,"Petra Nemcova, will you marry me?"

Saturday, May 26th, 2007 @ 10:03am
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I hate that hairstyle too, it's super boring on any girl. But the rest is very sexy, thank you very much.
Her face does indeed look swolen sometimes, but I don't see it here. Nice pictures.

Sunday, May 27th, 2007 @ 8:08pm
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Overrated. Enough of this bitch. If she didn't survive the tsunami she'd be trapped in obscurity
Mr. Bastardly, let's all move on

Friday, May 25th, 2007 @ 11:31am
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