The Bastardly Weekend L.A. Weather Report with Jessica Alba!

Here's the problem with Alba. She's pretty yes. But she exudes NO sexuality. No heat. At no point do you think this girl enjoys fucking.

Wow, spot on, Mister Mind, that is so true.

YES!

@ 1, True, but I don´t even think that she´s pretty anymore.

damn this woman is fuckin fine. tight little body, nice tits, huge pouty lips and a very pretty face, what more could a guy want.

a slut to jerk off on-i bet she spits

alba is amazing. she doesnt need to wear clothes that show her tits or ass hanging out, she can look twice as sexsy all covered up. i can see where MisterMind is cuming from but im sure if u was to see her and she gave u a wink u wud cum in 2 secs

you guys know that everyone of you fuck her if you have a chance....we don't have any chance so that's why we talk shit about her.....

MisterMind said it.

The only way this bitch raises my interest is naked or near naked.

Next!

so i went to a bachelorette party once where they had a lady there selling all sorts of sex toys and she had this stuff you rubbed on your nipples that made em super hard for a really long time...and it worked too. i'm thinking maybe celebs use something like it so in their paparazzi pics they can show off their hard perky nipples. but maybe i'm crazy.

I'd split that like a watermelon!!!!

The more people hate on her, the more I become enamored with her. She is not a camera whore (*cough Petra *cough) and she seems more like a normal person than any of these psycho tranny models.

Most overrated female on the planet....yes she is cute but let's be real "most beautiful woman on the planet"

wahtever.

f u c k that word "overrated". anyone has the potential to be overrated if people go on about their appearance THAT much. but that isn't THEIR fault.
shes gorgeous! and it's not her problem that so many people think she is. now you wanna start using that word "overrated" UGH. if anything is overrated it's the comical charm of this website

*OUCH*

fine ass. no. 1, yeah cos you're a fag and you don't get that sexual energy from her. go look a picture of a young antonio banderas, and you'll find all the sexuality you'd ever need to satisfy your jack off session.

She's beautiful, yet down to earth. Most actresses aren't like that. I love that about her.

Any man that finds Jessica Alba sexy is a fag. Their is nothing beautiful or sexy about Alba. In fact most men honestly, dont even know who the fuck she is.

lol@#14 feelings gettin hurt...GET OVER IT CUZ SHE IS OVERRATED.

alba has got a huge fucking nose man she could snort Keith Richards dad before he was burnt to ashes!

Holy Shit, you people need to get your ashes hauled...

Not hot. Boyish. No sexuality.

She is very hot, it's ridiculous to deny it. People are just frustrated, because she doesn't dress like a whore and won't pull a Lindsay Lohan and have a nipple slip or something of that kind. Gorgeous body and she rarely shows it. It's sexual frustration, that's what it is.

Believe it or not if you go to most blogs about Jessica Alba people post negative comments about her. This forum is actually positive. But Im actually shocked to see good things the bitch is clearly ugly.

looks very tall.

punk rock sucks

alba has got a huge fucking nose man she could snort Keith Richards dad before he was burnt to ashes!

^ ^ lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i heard she got a nose job. she also has HUGE feet!! seriously, you could land a plane on them there so big. poor cash, she probably had her assistant keep all his shoes for albatross LOL!!!!!!

jarrin

Believe it or not if you go to most blogs about Jessica Alba people post negative comments about her. This forum is actually positive. But Im actually shocked to see good things the bitch is clearly ugly.

^ ^ agreed. ive never liked this stuck-up stank cunt. she thinks shes the hottest thing in the universe, she needs to pull her giant, oversized, EGOTISTICAL head OUT of her giant UBER overrated ass!!!