Bastardly Asks: What Did Britney Spears Spill on Her Dress?
Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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homegirl needs to carry a "tide-to-go" pen....
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Its disgusting.
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Such a skank. She just needs to die.
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She is the "live action" version of Brandine Spuckler (Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel´s wife from The Simpsons). They share the same taste for hair-dos, clothing and birth control methods.
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holy shit, eve...you're absolutely right!!!!!!!
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They are cumstains from a man with an advanced form of syphillis. Probably her cousin Leroy from Mobile.
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Fugly and she stinks.
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somewhere over the rainbow.....is the perfect hillybilly, for this honky white trash
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you are right! she is the real life version of cleytus the slacked jawed yokel's wife/sister brandine!
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Why bother posting Lindsay, Britney and Paris on this site. everyone's tired of hearing about them as it is.
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I can't stop staring at her neck.
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She has a bikini on under that outfit doesn't she...It like she just lives for the moment when she can disrobe and show off her new figure!
Oh dear.
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obviously PEOPLE she is in a bathing suit. therefore, she isnt goin around tryin to look fancy. she was prolly layin by the pool or something jeez
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Filthy trash slut. Don't scare me man!
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Jesus, I don't even want to guess at this point.
Could be anything!
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Awesome Legs!!!
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Yeah, that's great. She's working the tried and true neon bathing suit halter straps with the shitty white dress over her hick lumps. Who the fuck taught this bitch to dress?? I'm mean, I ain't perfect, but it seems like every time I see this girl it's like a goddamn scud missile hit her fucking closet.
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haha i just like how Eve knows the full name of cletus the slack jawed yokels wife
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what a pathetic piece of s.
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@The kitten: I am addicted to The Simpsons.
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About the stains...since she is a very classy lady, I bet they are from the strawberry flavored Kool-Aid (possibly mixed with Vodka) she had been drinking.
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her gingivitis is flaring up and she is slobbering from thinking of deep fried cheetos...
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