Bastardly Breaking News! Heather Locklear takes surfing lessons!
Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Heather Locklear Wears William Rast Denim w/ Gucci Belt!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Heather Locklear in a wifebeater
- Still Breaking! Heather Locklear now wearing white bikini!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Heather Locklear drinks Aquafina water!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Kate Beckinsale & Daughter Look Both Ways Before Crossing!!

























Check out the cow next to her in the third picture.
Where are the bikini police?
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I spy Fiji water bottom of pic on page 2. Heather looks great.
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I heard she is adopting 20+ yo kids. Who wants to be helped?
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Damn, she has no hips. She also needs to tuck her titties back in her bikini in the second pic.
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She about to play kickball with her tits in pic2
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She's gotta be the oldest chick I would bang for free.
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Heather looks great here.
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#1, I recognize that buttock. Its Sharon Stone.
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My God! She really keeps it together great.
Props to #2 (Joslin) for spotting the Fiji water. Cheers - Cooper
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Wait, wait, wait....are those FAKE TITS??? She's not natural? WTF?!
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Hot, hot, hot and she is actually doing something at the beach other than primping.
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