Bastardly Lady of the Day - Liz

A little skinny for my tastes. I'm also getting a very Amy Winehouse feeling with these pics.

what tha fuck is this....she's not even cute or nothing....

I don't know about Tom, but I'm getting a very "ugly" feeling about these photos.
Yeah, you look like Lindsay Lohan if I'm on crack.
You party with rockstars? Probably when they are on crack.
Don't let the Bastardly door hit you in the ass on your way out.

oh boy... this is gonna get ugly.

you just couldn't keep the 'rockstars and stalkers' comment to yourself eh? erase that and you might get some mercy from the bastards. actually, looking at your pics, you ain't getting any mercy either way.

Fucking bollocks. Its bastardly lady of the day, not bastardly rejects of all times.

Just plain awful.

I was all prepared to say these nice things about you from your first two pictures (i.e. "you're so pretty and thin!" or "I like your outfit in the second picture!") but then something HORRIBLE happened.

You turned into a scary old lady with breast implants and now I'm going to have nightmares. Probably. Plus, your answers are The Lame and your answer to "why so bastardly?" doesn't bring about the feelings of bastardlyness, but rather the feelings of you being a self absorbed bimbo.

Hey she kinda looks like that twitching crackhead that stands outside the 7-11, up the street, that begs for quarters and when you give her a quarter she offers to blow you for $10. Hey I guess that's what happens to party girls who "lifestyle" their looks away 2 decades too soon.

This is actually going better than I thought

It's called a sandwich. Try one sometime.

What makes her so disgusting is the fact that she is completely oblivious to the fact that she is so disgusting. Women who attempt to be "hot" and fail; fail miserably.

only 3 pics? ookay.. 3rd one really freaked me out
other 2 are fine
what happened to the 3rd... maybe its the angle??

The funniest part is that she's hotter than Lindsay Lohan. But so is Chlamydia Becky down at the Marathon station...

I need more Pic's.....not enough here.

Picture 3....Reality is a bitch!

First two pics probably aren't even her!! HAHAHAHA LOSER

Yak.

who the hell did you have to suck off to get them to take those pics of you? yucky.

average club ho

Too Lohan-esque. Meh.

Go on then, show us your meat curtains!

Beat fucking tranny.

Don´t ever do that again...please...

The face on that last pic definitely says "I party like a rockstar."

Anyone remember "Mr. Personality" by Gillette from the early 90's?
She's so Gillette with blonde hair in that last picture.....Gillette had a lot of nerve to talk.

You can't tell how this woman looks from these pictures and maybe that should tell you something. Given how her body looks on the first picture, I would be interested in seeing her dance naked or act in a porno, but I'd have to see more before much beyond that.

Blaah! what ever happed to beautiful smooth faces and natural bodies? not at a good looking either. two stars for the pathetic effort.

Amy Wineshouse, Tom? Skinny, sure, but not a tranny.

And then I clicked on 2...I take it back...I take it back.

How the hell do you think you're hot? It's also interesting how your boobs got twice as big on page 2. I'd give a 1 out of 10 because I'm not sure this is even a lady.

Amy Winehouse's missing tooth is sexier than THIS

Every freckle is like a kiss from an angel...except that one....and that one....and...

Moving on. -screwyou!

@35 it was a combo of really skinny and that mascara thing.

And the feeling you get when you look a picture and realize a woman is batshit crazy. Its sometimes called the Asia Argento.

she looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Marge Helgenberger

Liz =

First of all, you are not a "hot chick." You are a beat-down tranny.
Second, you think you're a model, hence the uber-airbrushed photos. NEWSFLASH! The only thing you could ever model for would be Dog Fancy Magazine.
Oh, and in the second photo of you, you appear to be packing more than the average girl, if you know what I mean.... (i.e. you have a dick!)

Finally, please CEASE and DESIST from showing pictures of youself! No airbrushing in the world could make you pretty, as we have all discovered from the picture on page 2.

Thank you and good day.

i just noticed this post after being on and off the site throughout the day, i just scrolled down and stopped at the hot chicks or the goofy looking ones. i think this chick is in a category of her own and thats NOT a compliment.

Ridiculous attention whore. Her looks scream FREAKSHOW!

Haha trigun cat (#39)... I agree.

i think the stalkers are just people who want to brown bag you for the good of humanity...rockey dennis' kid sister is stacked...

it always amazes the amount of idiots out there that stalk/idolize/want to to marry ugly people like this one. it's like they're completely blind and have never seen a woman in their life. i just don't get it. it really boggles my mind. i know i'm not adriana lima hot, but when people like this have hundreds of "fans" it makes me think i'm missing something. then again, i wouldn't want attention from the people that are handing it out anyway, so i guess it's academic.

She sounds like she's not so smart. Or she's dillusional. Whichever, I just hope she goes back to giving her loser boyfriend (who's in a Poison tribute band) road head in his 1993 Honda Civic. I think they're really good together. He takes care of her and she lets him fuck her up the ass on his birthday.

an ugly plastic sienna miller with freckles galore...barf

man i really wonder what this bitch was thinking when she threw her trash on here for all the gauntlet to rip her a new asshole(not like it hasnt been used and abused amtrak style) at a motel 6 near you for $5 in the front, $10 in the back but she needs to stick to what she do best which is working the corners and offramps.

The first two pics are skanky and shopped to death, and the third needs to be. For once, I think Rasheed is being far too kind.

She would go lezbo for Jenna? OMFG! Let's hope that never happens cause we would end up with a new strain of STD's that mankind would never be able to cure.

Yuck. It's always a bad sign when your only hopes of being hot come from overly airbrushed pics at obscure angles. Something is wrecking that second pic though....Oh yeah..... we can see your face.

haha what the fuck is this shit

FAKE

Wow thats was very awkward 4 me

fuck -make it go away

you look like sienna millerr

asshole

Not enough pics to make a good decision, but I would've thought it was fake except for terrifying pic on page 2.

Pics 1 & 2 could be anyone's

Pic 3 could be my mother 20 years ago

Um...resembles Clea DuVall somewhat - not a great thing.

Why oh why would you only post 3 pics??!!!

The first 2 look like they are professionally airbrushed while the 3rd looks like waking up to a HUGE mistake....

LoL..."I party with rockstars" ahahahahaha...most likely after they are drunk!!

Pic 3 is with fucked up Michael Jackson eyes.

What the hell is this? The first two pictures look nothing like the last one. Get down to planet Earth, sweetheart.

Face it, "Liz"....you're a man. With a penis. And you're homosexual. And you're gay, too.

whoa! I didn't know photoshop was that great! damn, last page really shows ur true self.. nice body though

Yaaaawn.

What the hell, the picture in page 2 does not look like the first two at all, one looks kinda like Nicole Kidman, another one like Avril Lavigne, and Lohan? maybe just for the freckles, which are airbrushed in the two other pics.

there are no pics wtf!

Hahahahahah!!! HOLY PHOTOSHOP on the first two pictures, but the last picture shows what she really looks like.

UGLY! Gross fake boobs too.... blech! 2 out of 10.

Oh, and which rockstars. My guess is Nightranger.

fake. disgusting 2nd page. please do the internet a favor and stay off it. thxxxxxxx

Rating: 1.3 out of 10

I need more pics, and I hate the silicon tits btw.

How can you say you love your breast when they are made out of silicon? You love how the silcone made your breast look! You really played yourself too! Why even bother with the third picture if you knew damn well you didn't really look like that? By the way, implants don't make your face look better. You're still ugly so maybe you should have fixed your face before you got down to the breast.

Who do you party with? SMASH MOUTH? Cuz that last picture scared me a little...To be fair, it'd be nice if you scraped off all that eye make-up and submitted a tad bit more photos where we can actually see the real you rockstar!

nasty.

once I stop hallucinating and blasting puke I would be happy to look at some hot chicks....

Tranny

I also think freckles are disgusting!