Jessica Biel - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007 - #5




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I don't really like her

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 6:32pm
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ya, #5 is waaaay too high for her ass.

I'd give her top 20, but top 5?!?

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 6:33pm
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lol...you're right moe...her "ass" deserves a top ten spot...the rest of her body belongs near the 50 yard line...

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 6:38pm
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shes okay...nice ass. but face is iffy.

much better than scar jo.

cant wait for adriana"sexy ass" lima, though.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 6:44pm
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here you go johnny:
http://www.casperchristophersen.com/lima/sexy11.jpg

;)

And I like Jessica Biel. I thought she was stunning in The Illusionist. I don't mind her in the top 10.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 6:49pm
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way overrated, but i agree def. better than scarlett.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 6:57pm
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Just what I thought, this list is getting crappier by the minute, I mean, this monkey faced bitch on #5?

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 7:01pm
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ugh this list is becomng so generic

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 7:07pm
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tainted since that girly Timberlake loser got his girly hands all over her...not a 5 but in Tiop 10, Scarlett and Natalie are way hotter, great tits though.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 7:19pm
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Now we are talking! Jess belongs here amongst the very hottest.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 7:27pm
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The comments are pretty much right on. I mean shes alright, but shes definately not sexy. Star power definately gives a lot of woman that supposed sexyness factor cause Ive seen women more beautiful than this that aren't famous.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 7:43pm
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Personally, I don't like her but she probably has one of the best bodies in Hollywood.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 7:47pm
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ahh, thank you elle.

just what i needed.
hahah.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 7:53pm
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Is it just me or does she look sort of masculine?

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 8:24pm
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She has a great ass, but she was not in my list. I like exotic woman.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 8:46pm
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She's okay, nothing special though. Only like starring at that fine bootie. Bullshit actress though. I mean Stealth and Home of the Brave. What pieces of crap propaganda. Or does anyone remember her aside from Blade 3 or Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 9:04pm
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I didn't vote for her but I think she looks great. I don't think she looks manly at all. She looks very fit, but by no means manly!

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 9:27pm
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Dang she does look hot, like her in some movies but not others.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 9:41pm
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she wasn't on my list, but she's definitely a hottie... yeah, so she may be a little more buff than the other girls on this list, but she's a fun, athletic chick who isn't a delicate little sissy like most girls, plus she could prob. kick some major ass... what isnt hot about that?? go jess!

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 10:19pm
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No. 5 is just about fine. She's hot. And damn that fine ass.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 10:20pm
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yeah she has a nice ass, but thats it, her body is too stocky and her face is just okay, plus her fake lips are a little much

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 10:53pm
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Good lord. If Jessica Biel is #5 then Rosie O'Donnell could very well be #1 (at least #3).

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 11:14pm
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Ok she's got some juicy ass but #5 is too much. Anyway, why hasn't bastardly posted any nice ass pics?

Isn't sexiness in your attitude? What does she have?

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 11:24pm
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I agree with the other guy...she is very masculine, has a very hulky body...........don't get me wrong I would still pop her in a second......that being said...I don't consider top material, very overated if you ask me....more like a number 9 or 10

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 11:50pm
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prepare for smiting, the lot of you.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 11:52pm
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She looks like she would break mah wang off in da sack.....and i think i might like actually enjoy dat shit too.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 12:00am
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I guess there was no steroid test for the list. I'm call'in juiced, on Jess' dude arms and shoulders.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 12:04am
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I love her gold shoes

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 12:14am
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I want to die with my face smothered by her round buttcheeks, nose up her farthole

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 12:18am
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oh my god...elle that link you gave...I hadnt seen that pic before...and the first thing I said when I saw it was "hollyshit"...and I am a girl haha

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 2:17am
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Jessica Biel and Hayden Pannettiere are the only ones who come across as incredibly healthy in photographs. I know many of the celebrities work out but these two glow. They're great examples.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 4:28am
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dang, adriana looks so hot in that pic, god bless

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 6:11am
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Beautiful.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 7:14am
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now this is more like it...she could break anyone of us in half and we would love every second of it.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 8:01am
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Bitch!

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 8:54am
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Most perfect girl out there,should be number 1.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 9:02am
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for as many lists had her in the top 5 or so, I'm surprised she isn't higher up simply because of the sheer mass of points.... still, she was in my top 5, so no complaints here....

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 9:12am
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i think she looks like a trannie and a cat. and neither works for her. to me, anyone who has been on 7th heaven can't pull off sexy, no matter how many squats she does.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 9:36am
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she on the list because all these whiny fuckers probably didn't vote

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 10:40am
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Yaayyyyy!!! I want to see those pictures of her naked pinky-winky. :)

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 2:21pm
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hmmm... I'd put her higher than the over-aibrushed fake brazillians but I guess #5 it's not bad either.

Modi

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 7:29am
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how the FUCK did this tranny bitch beat angelina jolie! there IS no comparison...WHATSOEVER!

Sunday, June 3rd, 2007 @ 12:46am
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she's gorgeous! more beautiful than overrated jessica alba.

Friday, June 15th, 2007 @ 4:22pm
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she's so yuck.

Friday, June 15th, 2007 @ 11:04pm
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I think she's beautiful, however, she's not number five, more like...number 8

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 6:58pm
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i saw her at a soccer tournament once in high school, and some girl threw a water bottle at her hahhah. that was back in her 7th heaven days.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 7:02pm
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she is not for you
she was placed on the earth by me as a modern day Eve
she will be the Ur-Mother for my new chosen ones
and they will grind your pitiful bones beneath their mighty heels
i'm so fucking pissed right now, it's giving me a hardon the size of Mt. Sinai

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 7:07pm
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Well , here she is next is Alba then Nemcova then Ale and finally, the winner Adriana Lima no doubt

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 7:48pm
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she works out a lot... you can tell from her buff arms and broad shoulders :)

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 8:26pm
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i finally got it! jessica biel = mutated french lapdog

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 8:47pm
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I think she's absolutely delicious. I don't know what the fuck kind of standards you people have, but I'd pay millions of dollars (if I had it) to get my hands on this girl. Sure, there are a few people more beautiful out there, but I have no problem with her being #5. 5, 10--whatever the number, as long as I get to see some pictures.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 11:00pm
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oh yeah, this chick has a very man-like body...it was confirmed when I saw her bikini pix...and a very broad, masculine face but def better than horse faced scarlett

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 2:20am
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Her face is nice and what comes to her ass, well it's big. She's okay overally, but her masculine bodytype and short legs disturb me sometimes, especially the bikini-pics.

I wouldn't put her to top ten, although she's way hotter than Scarlet "fuck-face" Johansson.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 6:13am
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She wasn't on my list, but that's because I made a weird list just to be interesting. I'm glad she's here. Her and Scarlett don't have perhaps the most exquisite features, but the women people seem to really like on this site are just too skinny for me.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 9:37am
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modi, you have the worst fucking taste ever... the brazilians are the only ones who can even compete with angelina...they are on a whole 'notha LEVEL than this manly chick with a dick

Sunday, June 3rd, 2007 @ 12:48am
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Men all across this nation are voting for her in all of these "lists" therefore she
belongs at #5 or #1 or whatever. If you get the votes, you get the placing...simple
as that.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 7:49pm
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where are the people that voted for her??

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 8:48pm
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She wasn't on my top 10 (I'm really wondering whose she was on since 90% of these comments are negative...hypocrites maybe?) but I'm glad she's on the list. I've always thought she was pretty hot and these pics do justice...and EVERY part of her is hot, not just her ass alone.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 9:39am
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