Jessica Biel - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007 - #5
Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

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I don't really like her
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ya, #5 is waaaay too high for her ass.
I'd give her top 20, but top 5?!?
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lol...you're right moe...her "ass" deserves a top ten spot...the rest of her body belongs near the 50 yard line...
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shes okay...nice ass. but face is iffy.
much better than scar jo.
cant wait for adriana"sexy ass" lima, though.
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here you go johnny:
http://www.casperchristophersen.com/lima/sexy11.jpg
;)
And I like Jessica Biel. I thought she was stunning in The Illusionist. I don't mind her in the top 10.
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way overrated, but i agree def. better than scarlett.
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Just what I thought, this list is getting crappier by the minute, I mean, this monkey faced bitch on #5?
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ugh this list is becomng so generic
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tainted since that girly Timberlake loser got his girly hands all over her...not a 5 but in Tiop 10, Scarlett and Natalie are way hotter, great tits though.
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Now we are talking! Jess belongs here amongst the very hottest.
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The comments are pretty much right on. I mean shes alright, but shes definately not sexy. Star power definately gives a lot of woman that supposed sexyness factor cause Ive seen women more beautiful than this that aren't famous.
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Personally, I don't like her but she probably has one of the best bodies in Hollywood.
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ahh, thank you elle.
just what i needed.
hahah.
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Is it just me or does she look sort of masculine?
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She has a great ass, but she was not in my list. I like exotic woman.
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She's okay, nothing special though. Only like starring at that fine bootie. Bullshit actress though. I mean Stealth and Home of the Brave. What pieces of crap propaganda. Or does anyone remember her aside from Blade 3 or Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
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I didn't vote for her but I think she looks great. I don't think she looks manly at all. She looks very fit, but by no means manly!
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Dang she does look hot, like her in some movies but not others.
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she wasn't on my list, but she's definitely a hottie... yeah, so she may be a little more buff than the other girls on this list, but she's a fun, athletic chick who isn't a delicate little sissy like most girls, plus she could prob. kick some major ass... what isnt hot about that?? go jess!
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No. 5 is just about fine. She's hot. And damn that fine ass.
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yeah she has a nice ass, but thats it, her body is too stocky and her face is just okay, plus her fake lips are a little much
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Good lord. If Jessica Biel is #5 then Rosie O'Donnell could very well be #1 (at least #3).
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Ok she's got some juicy ass but #5 is too much. Anyway, why hasn't bastardly posted any nice ass pics?
Isn't sexiness in your attitude? What does she have?
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I agree with the other guy...she is very masculine, has a very hulky body...........don't get me wrong I would still pop her in a second......that being said...I don't consider top material, very overated if you ask me....more like a number 9 or 10
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prepare for smiting, the lot of you.
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She looks like she would break mah wang off in da sack.....and i think i might like actually enjoy dat shit too.
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I guess there was no steroid test for the list. I'm call'in juiced, on Jess' dude arms and shoulders.
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I love her gold shoes
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I want to die with my face smothered by her round buttcheeks, nose up her farthole
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oh my god...elle that link you gave...I hadnt seen that pic before...and the first thing I said when I saw it was "hollyshit"...and I am a girl haha
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Jessica Biel and Hayden Pannettiere are the only ones who come across as incredibly healthy in photographs. I know many of the celebrities work out but these two glow. They're great examples.
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dang, adriana looks so hot in that pic, god bless
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Beautiful.
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now this is more like it...she could break anyone of us in half and we would love every second of it.
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Bitch!
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Most perfect girl out there,should be number 1.
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for as many lists had her in the top 5 or so, I'm surprised she isn't higher up simply because of the sheer mass of points.... still, she was in my top 5, so no complaints here....
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i think she looks like a trannie and a cat. and neither works for her. to me, anyone who has been on 7th heaven can't pull off sexy, no matter how many squats she does.
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she on the list because all these whiny fuckers probably didn't vote
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Yaayyyyy!!! I want to see those pictures of her naked pinky-winky. :)
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hmmm... I'd put her higher than the over-aibrushed fake brazillians but I guess #5 it's not bad either.
Modi
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how the FUCK did this tranny bitch beat angelina jolie! there IS no comparison...WHATSOEVER!
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she's gorgeous! more beautiful than overrated jessica alba.
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she's so yuck.
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I think she's beautiful, however, she's not number five, more like...number 8
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i saw her at a soccer tournament once in high school, and some girl threw a water bottle at her hahhah. that was back in her 7th heaven days.
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she is not for you
she was placed on the earth by me as a modern day Eve
she will be the Ur-Mother for my new chosen ones
and they will grind your pitiful bones beneath their mighty heels
i'm so fucking pissed right now, it's giving me a hardon the size of Mt. Sinai
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Well , here she is next is Alba then Nemcova then Ale and finally, the winner Adriana Lima no doubt
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she works out a lot... you can tell from her buff arms and broad shoulders :)
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i finally got it! jessica biel = mutated french lapdog
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I think she's absolutely delicious. I don't know what the fuck kind of standards you people have, but I'd pay millions of dollars (if I had it) to get my hands on this girl. Sure, there are a few people more beautiful out there, but I have no problem with her being #5. 5, 10--whatever the number, as long as I get to see some pictures.
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oh yeah, this chick has a very man-like body...it was confirmed when I saw her bikini pix...and a very broad, masculine face but def better than horse faced scarlett
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Her face is nice and what comes to her ass, well it's big. She's okay overally, but her masculine bodytype and short legs disturb me sometimes, especially the bikini-pics.
I wouldn't put her to top ten, although she's way hotter than Scarlet "fuck-face" Johansson.
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She wasn't on my list, but that's because I made a weird list just to be interesting. I'm glad she's here. Her and Scarlett don't have perhaps the most exquisite features, but the women people seem to really like on this site are just too skinny for me.
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modi, you have the worst fucking taste ever... the brazilians are the only ones who can even compete with angelina...they are on a whole 'notha LEVEL than this manly chick with a dick
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Men all across this nation are voting for her in all of these "lists" therefore she
belongs at #5 or #1 or whatever. If you get the votes, you get the placing...simple
as that.
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where are the people that voted for her??
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She wasn't on my top 10 (I'm really wondering whose she was on since 90% of these comments are negative...hypocrites maybe?) but I'm glad she's on the list. I've always thought she was pretty hot and these pics do justice...and EVERY part of her is hot, not just her ass alone.
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