Svetlana Metkina performs the Bai Ling areola slip!

29 Scandalous Comments

That is utterly divine. (Udderly divine?)

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 1:35pm
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Nice!! big areola to fit my big mouth!!!

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 1:40pm
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this stuff makes me wish we could see a picture of her face right after she is told her nippy pop'd out for all to see and photograph.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 1:53pm
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omg is she really that oblivious?? god what an idiot!

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 2:25pm
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Heil Titler

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 2:30pm
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Her publicist did a good job of reminding her to wave her arm waaaayyy up there and oops, did my breast fall out of my dress?, oh dear, and what? cameras? oh no...

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 2:41pm
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I kinda like this slut, but I dunno if the boobs are real. The nipple looks nice though.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 2:58pm
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That's right Hun......I'd do you two times, then kick you out!!!

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 3:01pm
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That's not a silver dollar...that's oval...no doubt stretched incorrectly by Dr. Tittymaker.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 3:49pm
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In the first picture, she reminded me of an alien from Close encounters of the third kind! But hey, it's been a long day.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 4:46pm
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Nice tit, fugly face.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 5:03pm
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Svetlana who? Who is that slut, what is she famous for? Fake cans, transparent dress and thongs that don't fit the color of the dress? Why is she featured on the Bastardly? Does she do escort? I hope the bitch offers some reasonable prices.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 5:48pm
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those pepperoni nips...looks like they've been chewed on...

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 6:22pm
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"Wow, this crowd really, really likes me! I wonder why the sudden interest??? It seems like the more I wave my arms above my head, the more camera flashes I get."

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 7:03pm
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the midnight rider strikes again with her two silver dollars!!!

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 8:05pm
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disgustinly skinny, ewww fake tits.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 9:32pm
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To quote Borat, "Very nice! How much?"

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 9:58pm
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Looks like she got her implants inserted by cutting her areolas cut out.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 12:02am
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Svetlana has nice tities.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 12:09am
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Those fun bags look amazing! I don't exactly who this bitch is but certainly she looks yummy in these pics.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 12:16am
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gotta go with no. 12, the face is busted but the boobs are sweet.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 4:55am
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hahahahaha--poor girl doesn't even realize. Agree with Capt. Fatnutz--I want to see the "after" picture.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 9:26am
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Nip, nip, hooray, nip, nip hooray!!!!!

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 3:46pm
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Nice...

Monday, August 6th, 2007 @ 5:30am
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fakeee boobs.
her nipples arent round...they r long!

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007 @ 10:16am
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Pablo would like to manhandle her a bit.

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007 @ 12:21pm
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Nice fit!!.............tantastic face!!!.....*hic*

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007 @ 11:40am
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Fake didly fake tits.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 2:31pm
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SVETLANA MEET MY BANANA

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 @ 2:00pm
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