Bastardly Asks: Is Lindsay Lohan Ever Going To Get Better?
Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
At times I feel like this chick is just following orders of Bastardly Execs in the upper echelons of the entertainmnet biz & purposely fucking up so that she can stay in the limelight, but such conspiracy theories are always doubtful.
Anyway, one thing's for sure though, Lindsay Lohan is a semi-truck away from the brighter side.
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She's going down the same road Anna Nicole was going.... and we all know how that ended.
One difference - I felt sorry for Anna Nicole. I don't give a rat's ass about Lindsey. Still, if she dies, I'll blame it on the way she was raised. Her mother is an enabling tramp! She's not setting a good example for a girl who so desperately needs one.
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I'm pretty sure no one cared about Anna Nicole before she died. Seriously, I know ET was telling us we did and that she was some kind of treasure, but I never felt it.
Lindsay is gonna bounce back.
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i wonder if she has ever listened to an Iron Maiden album
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I just hope her sex tape is better than the rest of the crop. Maybe she'll take it up the shitter. But I'm not holding my breath.
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Better at what? I am sure she is quite skillful in her oral presentations and manual labor of love! Even better if she saved her virginity by using her butt all these years!
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No. No she's not. She's a spoiled little cokehead attention whore. Now if we ignore her, she will go away.
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Still a dirty fucker. Filthy bitch should take a shower. A very long one that to get rid of all that smut. Aaaaaaaaaaargh. This crack slut gives me chills.
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