Emmy Rossum Likes Them Nerdy, Rich & Jewish! Yummy!
Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
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We can be sure of a few things...
1. The dude is Jewish (name: Justin Siegel, see MySpace)
2. He has lots of money
3. If you're Jewish & have lots of money, you can cuddle w/ Emmy Russum
Things that might be true...
1. He probably has a huge cock-a-doodle-doo
2. His tongue might be battery powered
3. He probably has Superman fingers
4. Emmy likes well-maintained sideburns
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ew he has no chin.
yuh. first comment
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ahahaha look at his shorts. f-a-g.
and guys, center parts only work on a very small percent of you, so stop trying, you look like alfalfa. this poor guy looks like alfalfas gay rejected son.
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Moe, you should've had a cam for just their legs on last pic.
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NASTY !
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Love is blind, especially when there's a lot of money blocking the view. Btw - it's Emmy Rossum, not Russum.
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It's not all about looks, people. Looks may catch a person's eye, but it's the personality that really does it... seriously.
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Now THIS is cute!!!
Not Puke-tra....
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she is cute, but irritatingly precocious and snobby
he looks like tom green's gay little brother
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hes rich and powerful and thats it!
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hey! he went to the same college as me!!!
rock!!!!
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Wait, isn't he Zach Braff?
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oy vay where is all the money?...oh I have it all sorry...
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My grandma could beat that guy's ass.
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wtf tragic hero
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Hahaha that ugly mofo got the top prize.
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Very funny, John.
Garanimals, perhaps?
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I simply adore his fag bag...man purse..whatever
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He's an A+R guy for Geffen Records, and she has a record contract with (surprise) Geffen Records. Hmmmmmmm.
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"I simply adore his fag bag…man purse..whatever"
It's European!
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ugh. weak jaw, no chin. He'll look like a turtle in about 5 years. And I'm blinded by his legs. I'm not even going to start on his outfit...
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He makes Scott Storch look like Clark Gable.
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this has to end up in hot chicks with douchebags! He has a man purse. WTF!
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@25 - European, shm-european. This is America, dammit. Men don't carry purses.
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#25 is a Seinfeld reference Cooper
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she should stop being a fag hag.
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i think she is completely blah, and he needs a chin implant.
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Allison Stokke's bf looks like a douchebag... but this... guy? looks like the Queen of Douchebags
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WOW! That is one fuuuuuuuuuuuugly son of a bitch.
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Absolutely disgusting.
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Damn, this is one lucky dude, the bitch be kinda hot.
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Yup, he looks like Tom fuckin Green! He really must be a rich son of a bitch!
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Oy Vei
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Obviously, this slut is jocking the douchebag for a record deal. He's an "A & R" rep, she's got a terrible Enya-sounding (Enya WTF) track on her Myspace. It makes sense. Fuck her way to a record deal to make up for the obvious lack of talent.
Please kill me now for actually visiting these morons' respective Myspace pages.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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von doom and empath beat me to it
she is obviously sucking her way to a record deal
what is the record industry's equivalent of the "casting couch"?
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I don't care who this guy is banging it sucks to wake up to that mug every morning.
Emmy fucks for tracks.
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is he a sailor?
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Ray Romano lookalike?!!
Emmy is Jewish so...yeah makes sense (there are better looking jewish guys out there)
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Emmy looks much better without -a lot- make-up and dressing casual. Very cute.
About Popeye... no comments. Ok, one: he means hope. Hope for all jerkoffs around the world. If that guy, with that face, without chin, is dating -maybe some titjob- with a movie star -wathever-, we can do it, too... Platinum credit card is essential, of course.
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Manbag!
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Hey! I think her name is Emmy ROSSUM....won't this mess up the archiving?
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Obviously this broad has low self-esteem if she would go out with such an inbred looking chump...
She needs to infuse her loving with the stranded dna of a real Shakespearean thug.
My dudes...wait...im buggin... i saw chump gettin a little luv from Emmy at washington square park the other day...i got jealous... i was like:
"ayo ma... im tellin u, im the real dope... im the livin breathin walkin Cuban lou... quit talkin to this in-bred Lennon-lookin chump anyways.. i can hit u off with that big babaloo if thats how u get it poppin.. just cus son got thick bi-focals dont me that he bright.. and just cus he got a mom-dad money and i got mines at jobcorp dont mean that he nice!!!"
Jew boy called the cops...I ran into the nyu physics building...
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Wow, look at those legs.
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You guys better stop or Fugly Finkelstein He will sue you all !!!!!!
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Is the implication here that Emmy Rossum isn't Jewish?
I sure hope not. Because she is.
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