Bastardly Warning! Allan Stokke is "keeping a watchful eye"
Thursday, May 31st, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
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Her father, Allan Stokke, comes home from his job as a lawyer and searches the Internet. He reads message boards and tries to pick out potential stalkers.
"We're keeping a watchful eye," Allan Stokke said. "We have to be smart and deal with it the best we can. It's not something that you can just make go away."
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So all you horndoggs out there in Internet land... this is who's watching you as you stare at pictures of his barely legal daughter. All this hoopla due to that first picture of Allison Stokke.
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That first infamous photo is my moment of zen every damn day. Any where I am I just pull out my cell and have that shit on my IE favorites list. It's like she's massaging my balls all the way from California to me here in the town of Springfield.
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If this guy (and his daughter) were smart, they would cash in on this. Treat it no different than hot athletes like Anna Kournikova did. Flaunt it. Hell, this Stokke chick is HOTTER than Anna Kournikova, so she could really make some money. Why get a job sitting in a boring office from 8-5 when you could be out there making money with your hot bod!!!
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If only Mr. Stokke could learn a little from Lidnsay's parents, or from Mr. Simpson...
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oh...like his daughter is soooooo great...
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I believe his picture is enough to put most stalkers off.
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he looks like a stalker
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Fuck this old fart.
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Ha ha what shit, yeah like Allison wears tight shorts and shirts and doesn't know what goes on or doesn't enjoy the attention...give me a break.
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Mr. Stokke, you are a douchebag. Fuck you and your daughter. I hope she gets stalked and it makes it hard for your ugly ass to sleep at night.
Fuck she is no different than any other young cunt. She's probably already had her stinkhole plundged by some guy her age.
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He looks like one of those creeps who gets caught looking at midget porn on company time.
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This guy blows things way out of proportion. All I sent her was a poem and some semen.
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AAAAARGH! MOMMY IT'S THE SCARY MEN!!! IT SCARES MEEEE!
Jackson, are you sure that's his father?
He looks way old to have a 18 yr old daughter, the one on that pic looks like 70 or so, maybe this is her granddad?
If my father (at the 58 he's now) looked as aged as that dude, he won't have to worry about his daughter but how near is he from the grave.
And I don't give a shit, Allison is hot and I'll keep dedicating her a moment each day.
Modi
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LOL & word @ 6, 9 and 10.
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@11
ROFL!!!
By the tone of some people on other blogs she probably already has a large collection of posted manghurt, but at least you sent a poem you damn romantic you. lol
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Allison should practice another sport.
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Mr. Stokke´s,you are doing all you can as a parent to protect your child-keep it up.You are doing a fantastic job.Just by reading these few posts I can see how sick this world has become.The internet has become a meeting place for paedophiles and the like.Its a great pity,but it is something we have to be aware of.To Allison,you are a beautiful and talented young lady and I wish you all the success you deserve.Stay as you are and be safe.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B361KLb_PlI
see the vid
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Hey Allan, I just tugged one out while looking at pics of your daughter. I might do it again in a few minutes.
How fucking twisted do you have to be to subject yourself to posts like this everyday? Seriously, can you imagine choosing to read this shit about your daughter?
I hope he talks to his daughter about it too. That would be comfortable. "Allison, get in here, I want you to hear something." "What Dad?" "These people on the internet...they're sick. This one guy says he would pay to smell your farts. He'd PAY!" "Dad--" "No, I want you to hear this stuff so you know what type of sickos are out there." "But Dad I--" "No, I want you to hear this. This guy 'Polkaroo' says he wants to ass-fuck your loser boyfriend with a giant dildo while he watches you do the pole vault......actually, that one doesn't bother me that much."
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Allan Stokke is a hypocritical dickhead. To paraphrase, he claims the victims of his clients 'asked for it'.
Rot in Hell, old man!
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I am an undersea diver and I want to dive in her muff. May I have permission to smell her fishy pink taco? I will lick it dry and not leave a mess.
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Yo Quiero Pink Taco Smell.
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There isn't anything that can't be said on the internet, huh? Shit, i hope it doesn't, this freedom of anything that is, i hope it doesn't backfire.
Like finally pushing it too far....
This girl seems able bodied enough to pole-smack them potential stalkers, though..... a fine body indeed, so greek.
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She talks out of one side of her mouth in that youtube vid. She's gonna look like Teri Hatcher does now when she's 23 anyway.
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I am trying to make a profile for Allison Stokke, can anyone provide her date of birth, family members names, boy friends name and any other information I could add to a profile. Please send it to: pointed@earthlink.net
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