Caption This, Bitches! (Pregnant Salma Hayek Edition)
Thursday, May 31st, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
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That things looks hideous. Its looks worse than a beached whale. Why couldnt that bitch keep her legs shut?????? This planet is overpopulated as it is. Fucking whore.
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She can STILL get it!!!!
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i really hope she'll get rid of those "few" extra pounds after the baby's born...
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I'll bring the cookies Salma!
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Holy Jebus!
What the hell is she pregnant with?
A Wal-Mart?!?
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wow! I find it hard to not stare at the boobs.
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I wish she'd do a nude photoshoot RIGHT NOW.
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I'll help her work off those post-pregnancy pounds. Starting now. By suckin' on her nipples. Mmmmm.
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Breaking News: Shamu beached in LA.
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The curse of the short and curvy, guess that's my fate too. :(
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"Looky, my tummy is almost the same size as my boobs!"
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I'd still like a short time with her. Or a long time. Whichever.
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Bitch get me some Taco Bell
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This will be some beat up shit after the birthing. Some women can snap back, but she ain't one of them.
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milk juggs....sweet,sweet milk juggs.
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Caption: "Anyone can nibble out the extra milk? Pleeeaaaseee!"
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I would like to suck on those titties.
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You think this is shocking...just wait 'til I give birth. I'll go back to my pre-pregnancy weight in a week. Take that Heidi.
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I really would like to suck on those titties. And I don´t even like milk.
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fat pig.Oh, and enjoy it now cus once she pops her kid out those tits will deflate and leave saggy skin and pepperoni nipples. yum.
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Rasheed...............You're a sick freak. Why would you suck that whales tits??? You need therapy.
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Caption : 'And they say that nothing grows in the shade...'
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chin, boobs and belly walking down the street...salsa flavored milk...tasty......i mean no wtf?...that sounds fucking nasty...
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fat and ugly and her face is way too square
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She doesn't make a very attractive pregnant woman, does she? That surprises me.
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baby want milk!
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Who's the father, Penelope Cruz?
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"Next time, fuck me in the ass"
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you people should be ashamed of yourselves.. YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!!! the woman is with child!!!! it's distgusting and evil to comment about any woman the way all of you have..does it feel good to make such vicious comments about a pregnant woman you FREAKS!!!!!!!!
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ugly fat mexican burrito looking bitch with a big popeye looking face.
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Damn! Look at those boobs. I need to see a booty shot.
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Love those big udders on her. Hot preggo Salma! Probably horny all the time.
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look at the size of her THIGHS!! insert sound of thunder here...
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Isn't she only about 4 months along?
Those tits have 5 more months to blossom - holy shit.
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She'll snap back just fine, if not better than before. She's got super-billionaire-Frenchman money as well as her own UglyBetty money and plenty of time.
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yea holy shit her boobs are HUGE
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