Caption This, Bitches! (Pregnant Salma Hayek Edition)

36 Scandalous Comments

That things looks hideous. Its looks worse than a beached whale. Why couldnt that bitch keep her legs shut?????? This planet is overpopulated as it is. Fucking whore.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 7:33am
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She can STILL get it!!!!

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 7:40am
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i really hope she'll get rid of those "few" extra pounds after the baby's born...

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 7:42am
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I'll bring the cookies Salma!

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 7:50am
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Holy Jebus!
What the hell is she pregnant with?
A Wal-Mart?!?

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 7:51am
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wow! I find it hard to not stare at the boobs.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 8:00am
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I wish she'd do a nude photoshoot RIGHT NOW.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 8:08am
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I'll help her work off those post-pregnancy pounds. Starting now. By suckin' on her nipples. Mmmmm.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 8:23am
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Breaking News: Shamu beached in LA.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 8:33am
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The curse of the short and curvy, guess that's my fate too. :(

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 8:47am
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"Looky, my tummy is almost the same size as my boobs!"

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 9:17am
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I'd still like a short time with her. Or a long time. Whichever.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 9:23am
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Bitch get me some Taco Bell

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 9:50am
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This will be some beat up shit after the birthing. Some women can snap back, but she ain't one of them.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 10:00am
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milk juggs....sweet,sweet milk juggs.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 10:17am
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Caption: "Anyone can nibble out the extra milk? Pleeeaaaseee!"

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 10:29am
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I would like to suck on those titties.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 11:27am
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You think this is shocking...just wait 'til I give birth. I'll go back to my pre-pregnancy weight in a week. Take that Heidi.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 11:28am
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I really would like to suck on those titties. And I don´t even like milk.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 11:57am
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fat pig.Oh, and enjoy it now cus once she pops her kid out those tits will deflate and leave saggy skin and pepperoni nipples. yum.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 12:48pm
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Rasheed...............You're a sick freak. Why would you suck that whales tits??? You need therapy.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 2:54pm
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Caption : 'And they say that nothing grows in the shade...'

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 3:21pm
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chin, boobs and belly walking down the street...salsa flavored milk...tasty......i mean no wtf?...that sounds fucking nasty...

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 4:48pm
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fat and ugly and her face is way too square

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 6:11pm
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She doesn't make a very attractive pregnant woman, does she? That surprises me.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 8:57pm
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baby want milk!

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 10:00pm
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Who's the father, Penelope Cruz?

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 2:06am
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"Next time, fuck me in the ass"

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007 @ 5:14am
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you people should be ashamed of yourselves.. YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!!! the woman is with child!!!! it's distgusting and evil to comment about any woman the way all of you have..does it feel good to make such vicious comments about a pregnant woman you FREAKS!!!!!!!!

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 5:23pm
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ugly fat mexican burrito looking bitch with a big popeye looking face.

Sunday, August 5th, 2007 @ 1:35pm
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Damn! Look at those boobs. I need to see a booty shot.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 7:47am
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Love those big udders on her. Hot preggo Salma! Probably horny all the time.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 7:52am
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look at the size of her THIGHS!! insert sound of thunder here...

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 8:28am
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Isn't she only about 4 months along?
Those tits have 5 more months to blossom - holy shit.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 8:34am
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She'll snap back just fine, if not better than before. She's got super-billionaire-Frenchman money as well as her own UglyBetty money and plenty of time.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 11:57am
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yea holy shit her boobs are HUGE

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 7:48am
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