Bastardly Hasbeen Rating: Tea Leoni Walking on the Beach
Friday, June 1st, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
And the Wiki says...
Téa Leoni (born Elizabeth Téa Pantaleoni on February 25, 1966) is an American actress. Her name is pronounced /'teËÉ‘ lÉ›'oËniË/, although some Americans say /'tiËÉ™ li'oËniË/.
A graduate of Brearley School, The Putney School and Sarah Lawrence College (Anthropology, Psychology), Leoni went on to star in a number of TV series and movies, starting as "Lisa DiNapoli" on Santa Barbara in 1989. She starred in the 1995 box-office hit Bad Boys, along with Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Her most commercially successful movie was Deep Impact, in which her character, "Jenny Lerner," breaks the story of a comet that is going to hit Earth. She also starred in Woody Allen's movie Hollywood Ending, with Allen and Mark Rydell. In 2004, she starred in Spanglish with Adam Sandler, Cloris Leachman, and Paz Vega (a Spanish actress with whom she spoke Italian off-set).
An asteroid, 8299 Téaleoni, has been named after her. [Wiki]
She looked so hot in one of those Bad boys movie. If she dresses herself well, she can be a hot milf.
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she used to have THE greatest legs - glad to see her nipples are still trying to rip their way out of her top
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Nice Rack!
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Her body looks deformed in those photos. She has lineback shoulders, no hips, and scrawny legs. Add the ripped stomach and she really looks like a man.
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I second that hotchocolate!
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Fugly dyke.
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trust me, it's her.
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Gross!
That broad manlike torso gives me the creeps!
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Cute doggie!
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I never new her tits were so great. If she had them back in the Bad Boys movie I'll have to rewatch it.
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Wow, she has a body exactly like a man's !!! It's really creepy..........
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the legs dont fit to the torso.
it looks unproportional.
meh.
she was kinda hot 15 years ago in teh bad boys movie.
but that is now more a turn off.
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She had a boob job years ago. It was well done and she kept them proportional, not too large, Prior to her boob job she was flat as a board. Besides her fake boobs she has a man's body - really weird. Guess that is why she bought some boobs, so at least part of her would resemble the female form.
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something very dude-like even with the boobs.
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there's something off about the proportion of her body.
i dont know what it is, but i think it's the man-factor.
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NOOOOOOO!!!! CAN'T BE TRUE!
The Tea Leoni I remember is a sexy bitch, age should not happen!
*sits and cries emo-like*
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Look! Do you see? Do you see? She has Jerri Blank toenails. They are looong!
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what the fuck... this can't be a woman. her torso is wide, no hips, triangular body. disgusting. not a woman. definitely not. even the least curvy women don't look this bad.
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She can't be a has-been if she's a never-was.
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She really looks like a man.
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Looks like a man on top, very broad instead of a feminine hourglass shape
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That bitch always was and always will be so fucking ugly I cannot find the words to describe it!!
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Why does the lower portion of her body look like it belongs to someone else?? A 13 year old boy's perhaps?!
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How do we really know that it's her? Whoever she is, she definitely has a great rack.
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