Bastardly Breaking News!! Britney Spears Has a Huge Pimple On Her Right Temple!! OH. MY. GAAAD!
Friday, June 1st, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

So many questions; such little time!
1. How will she perform?
2. What if it spreads? (i.e. 1 pimple turns into 2 & 2 into 4...)
3. What if it starts bleeding when she pops it?
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Ugh, no thank you.
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Disgusting crack whore.
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What a mess!
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Her skin looks like the lunar surface.
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she needs some proactiv.
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In the first pic, it looks like a tooth is trying to escape from her white trash mouth.
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I want to punch her right in the face.
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If ever there was an advert to eat healthily, she's it!
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Hahahaah, this is just sad....
What an ass-ugly, beat-down, white-trash, zit-faced, skew-toothed WHORE.
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Will vodka come out when it pops?
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I would LOVE to see her in concert, but ONLY if i had that deadly case of Tuberculosis in which I could infect the entire crowd of gypsy fucks that would attend such a thing.
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This filthy tramp is amazing. She really needs some psychological counselling. Total weirdo, wouldn't bang her even if they offered me a lot of money.
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Now it comes to my mind. The first pics shows this trailer trash has a resemblence with that crazy fuck car mechanic from the movie U-Turn.
http://img4.shareavenue.com/image.php?file=033fe596bc19d4a88dcb9f726b719...
ROFL
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chewing on the same fucking nails that she pops them with...if that is the acne on her face...imagine what she has on her ass...
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Why do you dress like such a skank? With the shape you're in right now Brit you need to learn these words...t shirt and jeans. That is your best bet and allows people to believe you are a functioning mother and not the Hollywood crackwhore that you appear to be now.
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She´s Brandine Spuckler (Cletus´s wife)...
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Let me tell you something... I will fuck the chick on the 2nd pic. Nice rack.
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Anyone else notice how hot the girl is behind her on page 2? Its like shes saying, "Who do I gotta blow to get as much money as that bitch?"
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POOR GIRL. UGLY
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bitch is drinkin 50 cents vitamin water
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okay this is funny. I read every single reply before mine. All OBVIOUSLY negative, most with notes similar to "I wouldn't fuck her". I would bet my soul that all you desperate lying fucks would fuck the shit out of Britney Spears and cum out your eye balls at how good it is..
Bottom line--this site is full of haters
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#22 What a lame post.
Obviously from someone who's into pimple-faced, greasy, delusional trash whores. Stop the brownnosing you lowlife.
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Did anyone notice the scar running down the right side of her face? WTF has happened to Brit? She looks rough & weathered. So sad.
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Someone please put the tired bitch down.
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What a waste of some really hot sunglasses. They'd look better on me bitch!
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does it really fukin matter if she has a pimple? give the girl a breakkk...damnnnnn!
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Nice legs.
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HEY BRITNEY,
PEOPLE JUST AREN'T THAT INTO YOU ANYMORE.
YOU ARE A JOKE!
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Are you kidding me? A person can't have a pimple? This is out of control.
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Bah.
That zit is hardly worth mentioning.
Although I do think it that when they get truly gargantuan, I'm talking mirror-spraying size here, you should name them. Kinda like a hurricane, only pussier.
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