Bastardly Breaking News!! Nicole Richie Slightly Cold As She Steps Down Curb!!

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At least she put some damn weight on. She's still ugly as shit though!

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 4:37pm
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No thank you.

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 4:43pm
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she isn't ugly. I just don't know why she says she's black.

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 4:47pm
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Very nice.

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 5:13pm
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Gino, if you think Nicole Ritchie is better than Beyonce, you must be gay.

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 5:20pm
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Now I know what happened to Charles Nelson Reilly's shades!

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 6:15pm
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that outfit is adorable but her legs in the last picture makes her look like a preying mantis.

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 6:20pm
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Yuck!

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 6:27pm
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Fatty Mc Fatterson...

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 6:37pm
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Ridiculous. She looks sick and probably is too. No tits, no ass, no nothing. And wtf is up with those huge sunglasses? Look at the proportions i.e body >> head, head >> sunglasses. Hahaha. Fugly, anorexic sluts like her make impotent.

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 7:04pm
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I agree with the Beyonce comment. Beyonce is a fat nasty weave wearing talentless pig with no sex appeal or style.

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 7:26pm
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Who gives a flying fuck about her shades.
I would still bang her little ass.

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 7:32pm
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Then beware don't be speared by those bones.

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 7:53pm
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LMAO@gino, you've got to be kidding me. Yep dis site has a lot of guys with the most bizarre taste in women i've ever seen in my life. There is nothing sexy about a female that has the body of a 10 year old boy...absolutely fucking nothing. This site makes me laff.

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 8:04pm
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Aja, the reason she says she's black is because her father is black. Does Lionel Ritchie ring a bell??? What's up with comparing her to Beyonce? I know Gino brought that one up but wtf? Beyonce is no where near fat. You people and your ridiculous standards for women. I completely agree with dat_doOd. Fuckin laughable!

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 8:40pm
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She's the adopted daughter of Lionel Ritchie. Not his biological child. She hardly resembles any black facial features. Her color is max light brown, could be also latin. I don't know where the black heritage should stem from.

Maybe she identifies herself as black because she's been around black folk all the time. I don't know if that makes her black.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_Ritchie

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 8:52pm
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her mother is black

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 8:52pm
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A bit fugly.

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 9:06pm
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Richie isn't her biological father, you retards.

She is the bastard spawn of a one night stand between one of Richie's band members and some whore.

Like mother, like daughter.

Ugly, anorexic, drug addicted, worthless CUNT.

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 9:18pm
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I think her biological father is Mexican, not black.

She's wicked cute, even if she could stand to gain 5 pounds.

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 10:48pm
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horrible clothes

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 11:27pm
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She looks so much sexier now with the extra pounds, much more attractive and healthy.

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007 @ 5:37am
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I'd hit it so hard her bones break

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007 @ 6:44am
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i think she has nice legs, she needs to gain some weight though cause her chest is bony but not that bad

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007 @ 12:03pm
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Richie is not her biological father, ya retard

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007 @ 1:14pm
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her biological dad is mexian black. I knew his name before, didn't care to try to put in my memory when i read it.

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007 @ 7:52pm
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i am surprised she has any nipples left to get hard

Sunday, June 3rd, 2007 @ 4:07am
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A absolute Paris wannabe. SAD. She looks just like her but short.

Sunday, June 3rd, 2007 @ 7:39pm
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ahahhaha REPRESENTS YOU thinks Reon Kadona is ugly, but thinks anorexic whore Nicole Richie is hot. hahahahah. Fuckin taste is that.

Sunday, June 3rd, 2007 @ 8:36pm
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#8 - Adorable outfit?
I don't see whats so adorable about it. Looks like trailer trash to me.

Sunday, June 3rd, 2007 @ 11:45pm
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lionel richie is not her biogoical father! she was adopted. sh eis half latino and white. She is shaped like a 12 year old boy. her skin, those horrible hair plugs to hide her thining hair, and those vains that are poping out of her hands is not sexy. I;ll take beyonce over her any time. At least I know beyonce isn't prone to passing out and driving high on the wrong side of the road. Lord Jesus!

Monday, June 4th, 2007 @ 1:13pm
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damn son, i'll have to do some severe pimp work to elevate her hoes status, but you know a hoe is hoe as long as you sure. any other hoes that need to elevate there hoeveness calculate me at my myspace and to all them players that wish to join my legion of pimpionares holler at you boi#

Sunday, June 10th, 2007 @ 4:21pm
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i love you nicole your so hot dont let all the fucking people who are jelious of u get to you no matter what they say you are still the most inportant female in hollywood

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 @ 12:31am
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She looks healthier now, than she has in recent months, that's for sure. She seems to have gained a few pounds, but it's all fat. I'd like to see a wee bit more definition in her musculature, but that takes time and effort. (At 6'3" and 160lbs., I know that to be true as well as anyone). If she can distance herself from the drug and alcohol scene, she has a decent chance of making a happy life for herself.

For anyone who cares to make malicious and hurtful comments about another person's physical appearance, here's a challenge: Post a picture of yourself to be judged, the way YOU judge. Oh, wait: That would require courage . . . never mind.

#11- " . . . No tits, no ass, no nothing . . ."
#15- " . . . body of a 10 year old boy . . ."
Simple observation leads to an interesting hypothesis of a direct correlation between breast size and level of intelligence: The bigger the boobs, the dumber the men they attract.

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 @ 7:32am
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She still looks ten times better than that ugly fat pig Beyonce.

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 5:14pm
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