Alessandra Ambrosio - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007 - #1

But... she's crossed eyed?

I agree! Oh and FIRST!

apparently half Italian half Polish makes a very hot mixture!!!

Man, please. The hottest women in showbiz are the nipo-paulistanas renata sayuri and sabrina sato rahal(japanese, lebanese, swiss-jewish)). sao paulo's eurasian lovelies have asses like ripe necterines; you can't help wanting to sink your teeth in and lap up the ensuing juices with your tongue.

this is as it should be. adriana is a buck toothed chink-monk and alessandra deserved number one!

The reason she's #1 is that soooooo many people think of her when they think of HOT. At least she's in the top 5 or so. Other women may be someone's #1 but then she's nowhere on the list of others. She's got a very very broad appeal with men and women. That makes for a household name.

i didnt know she was half italian half polish... tahts sweet

Melissa.. well I'm a guy. and yes she is attractive, but some men prefer curvier girls. It has to do with body shape. She isn't anorexic, but she is built very much like a boyu, compared to other women. She is like 5'10 tal and narrow hips etc. She is still attractive as a women, so I wudn't go as far as MOI and claim that guys that voted for her are into dudes.
Do not assume once again that everyone that isnt head over heels over her body are fat. I'm a healthy man train in gym 4 times a week, a swedish Viking, but I prefer hippier girls with abit more of a juicy ass:P

http://www.nihonsite.com/garota/renata/dsp_rena_1_ensaio_1.cfm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w2JGZ8jk0U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEiPG06PTWE&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=e5Dh8OHenuc

LOL. I'm a guy, I just don't like women with proportions of men.

--Her shoulders are broader than her hips -- that is a MALE characteristic.
--Her jaw is large compared to her skull -- that is a MALE characteristic
--She has a 1:1 waist:hip ration -- that is a MALE characteristic

Everything about this chick screams "MALE" except the fact that she's wearing female lingerie and makeup.

This chick is about as attractive to me as those freakish body builders.

Melissa is one of those sad, anorexic Nicole Ritchie types who thinks that any woman who weighs more than 100lbs is a fat pig, and masturbates while crying, her only comfort "I won't get fat like mommy, I won't get fat like mommy!"

omg are you seriously going analyze how manly she looks? she is fucking sexy so get over it!

Where's her ass?

She has the face of a horse and the body of a beanpole. Great list. Is it any suprise she ended up #1? The people who run this site made it clear in the very beginning they think this fugly deserves to be #1.

Oh Please!! She has a 0.68 WHR if you look at her measurements. Her shoulders are not broader than her hips....not at all, they are even. She could have more of an ass but she is a beautiful proportioned curvy, tall, willowy woman.

When you see her walking down a runway, she's got tonnes of curves baby. Check out a youtube VS show or something.

She has an oval face--FEMALE. Big square face-MALE
Smouldering eyes, FEMALE and very hot. She smokes...OK not hot.

Elle MacPherson had shoulders way broader than her hips and I don't recall anyone thinking she was a dude...just sporty. As long as your shoulders are not built up in the gym.

I am in love with this woman, man. Who the hell thinks she looks like a man? You've obviously been looking at too many pictures of men. Awesome job, bastardly. You guys know whats up haha

Rock on, Alessandra! You deserve to win.

GABY ESPINO!!!!!

itty bitty titty commitee

Alessandra Ambrosio is hot but No, the title belongs to Petra Nemcova!

Yicks. Angelina, Adriana, Petra, Biel, Rai, Cuthbert and Kruek are a lot better/healthy looking in my honest opinion. I guess the skinny girl with terrible english and a horse face wins, oh well...

I don´t get it...even Heidi "mother of three" Klum is hotter than her...and she gets number 1 while Fernanda Tavares is number 68?

Just imagine the smoothness of that steaming body! OW!

She's undoubtedly beautiful, but #1....?

I think not. Adriana deserved #1, and maybe Alessandra could come in 2nd or 3rd.

My problems with Alessandra:

1. Almost no hips (Adriana has some hips!)
2. Very long torso
3. Not very long legs (Adriana's are way longer)
4. Just too skinny (Adriana has an ass and boobs - Alessandra has neither)
5. A very disturbing crotch... it seems like it's hanging off her (see picture on page 2.)

I think she has her merits, but most sexiest? Please!! she is too thin and lanky to hold that title. A sexy woman to me is someone who is fit but has curves and this chick doesn't have any.

WHAT?!?!?!?!? I mean she's pretty and have a nice body...but not as much as Adriana...damn you could even put Jessica Biel on #1...I'm not happy...but again I'm not a man nor gay..

i want adriana to be number 1. but i didn't vote. so, i'll vote next time.

boooooo. she's pretty but not prettier than adriana. she's just way too skinny, even for a model.

oh and her legs are hideous

Alessandra has limbs just as thin as plenty of other women who are labeled anorexic, but she has a larger frame (and a deep tan), so she doesn't come across as fraile. The only curves she has are push up bras and artful body movement. She looks hot, because she is looks extremely sexually available (gaze, artful posing, trouseled hair, well-oiled skin), but I would not call her pretty or beautiful. She is just incredibly photogenic.

@20 I don't think a person has to have wide hips to have a nice arse.
Like for instance, if you have a "tea cup butt" which means it curves outward so perfectly you can almost place a tea cup on it. This type of nice arse does not need wide hips.
Wide hips, to me, makes a woman look short and squaty.

Hey, isn't she very orange in that 2nd pic? I thought brasilians were suppose to a natural tan; in person she is almost white.

I love Adriana, but 2007 is the year of Alessandra! Yesssssss, Alessandra is hot!

stunning!

Aishwarya Rai knocks her out and Adriana Lima in the looks department. But body? I dunno... Anyways, aishwarya rai being raped in a movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeRgB5JywCc&mode=related&search=

These girls look stunning in HIGH PROFILE modelling ads, photoshopped pics and tons of makeup. However, without makeup, even Adriana Lima look very average. Aishwarya Rai deserves this spot... but her pics out there suck. Nothing compared to her in reality. She was wearing minimal makeup at a function once and all eyes on her. This indian girl is the most beautiful girl out there! And no high profile modeling pics are posted. I think that many of you dont think much of her because of the lack of good pictures. Here is a video of Aishwarya RAI. Also a picture. And most people hating on her on this forum are probably indians just jealous. They have a problem.

STUNNKING Pic: http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/jude_123/lorealsecrets001.jpg

High profile Ad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obyBXBH9Kbk&mode=related&search=

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeRgB5JywCc

Alessandra is cute too.

1A) Adriana Lima
1B) Alessandra Ambrosio

They are gorgeous!

Great list but who the fuck voted for...

Beyonce...horrible, fake tranny...and Jessica Simpson...talentless, airhead, fake titited dumb as SHIT idiot...

I wanted Jackie Guerrido to be higher, but it's whatever. Can't believe L. Lohan is even ranked. I guess you got to go with the masses. No matter, the list has enough hot women to make it valid.

ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO IS BREATHTAKING JUST LIKE ADRIANA LIMA!

THEY BOTH RADIATE SENSUALITY!

okay bastards, turn up the volume and watch this from beginning to end:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C9oTb9U_t4

That's the hottest shit you'll ever see. EVER.

Everything about her and Adriana Lima screams vulgarity and garishness to me. I find it quite pitiful that they are considered to be "models" when all they have ever done is prance around in underwear I do like Ana BB, however. She's incredibly beautiful I like my women trashy not slutty. Ana makes slutty look beautiful while these two fail.

Def a gorgeous girl. Cute cat eyes! Alright body. It's kind of tree-trunkish. But hottest most beautiful in the world? Obviously some computer nerds don't get out too much.

I think they're so hung up on her because she's from Brazil and she's a VS model. And there's a ingnorant belief that all Brazilians are automatically va va voom hot. I've seen some FUGLY bitches from there. She's really cute though.

Had she been a high fashion model...not so good. Guys dig girls in bikini and lingerie. Not fully clothed walking mannequins who are tools for clothes...And this is coming from a girl. I know! *shudders*

Where the fuck her hips? Where's her so-called 'fat juicy' ass? What a fucking ripoff. Her face is hot as hell though and that's it. Don't like the needle nose, chipmunk teeth, and fish lips.

I really don't see whats so special about Ale. Yes, she is a supermodel and beautiful, but nothing that takes your breath away.

She is gorgeous. Def not the most beautiful in the world though. Sick of that hype.

I like Adriana better though. Alessandra seems hung up on herself. I saw a video of last year's show she was bragging about how much time it took for them to be gorgeous and shit. Adriana has a personality everyone man would want.

yes yes lets do a list for men, too!

I'm sending in some pics of Leticia Birkheuer Jackson. She looks like Ale. A little. The guys might like her.

As always Veronica

Her and Izabel Goulart are the Ugliest out of the VS girls. Too skanky and skinny. Bitch go eat some tacos. I love Karolina's real curves and bubble butt. Adriana is plump and thick too. I love that.

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@Alexandra, I thought I was the only one who noticed her crotch on page 2. It does look wierd. I still think she's hot though. Maybe not hotter than AL but she's still hot.

I didn't know that that many people voted for Beyonce... Nicole Ritchie.... Lindsay Lohan??? What the hell?

hey believe it or not these girls, ale and adri
are actually insecure, yeah I found it hard to believe. But I have seen adri in two interviews in which she was asked her age and would not tell. Also, she lied when asked if she was engaged to Lenny K a few years ago; she said "we were just friends."
So yeah they are human like us just rich and sexy :-)

MAN FACE!

Her eyes are the worst part about her. An attractive woman has large, luminescent eyes. Not squinty chink eyes!

UGLY.

87. Isabeli Fontana

so wrong....

FUCK YEA.. look at her and see how amazing women are supposed to be... pffft Adrina Lima my ass.. and quit bitching IF given the chance to Bang her i bet none of you would say "NO you have a man face.. id rather Adriana." youd be down on your knees begging her pls

“Everything about this chick screams “MALE” except the fact that she’s wearing female lingerie and makeup.”
"and the fact she has tits and a vagina".
"Where’s her ass?"
"She has the face of a horse and the body of a beanpole."
"her crotch is kinda weird its like there hanging between in her hideos legs"
@I second these statements,thank u...Damn,i cnt believe shes the Bastardly's Sexiest Women..HUhuhhu!! Well shes pretty alryt,but to me her beauty is common and not so stand out..basically shes overrated..

I want ADRI!!!

she does have a horse face, small eyes, no ass, basicly a long lanky body

Totally overrrrrrrrrrrrrated !

De gustibus non disputandum est...

All you UGLY dumbfucks are so sad in trying to find thing wrong with alessandra. There is no way you can say she is ugly. You try to pick things off that are wrong with her but none of them makes any sense. She has a fucking OVAL face not a horseface. OVAL FACES ARE THE IDEAL FACE SHAPE LOOK IT UP ANYWHERE. All of t he people calling her a horse face are probably fat faced ugly bitches who wish they could have a thinner face.

Oh and to post number 1, do you know what the definition of cross eyes is you uneducated cunt? You are so fucking stupid. If anything her eyes are really far apart, not CROSSED.. fucking moron.

Alessandra is the hottest girl alive. Adriana is the second one.

The list is just perfect!

Cute and Hot!

She's ok, but that's it. Sexiest woman? No way! That's what I call overrated.
Jessica Alba was my number 1.

hey ..wow she wow! great...big shock. now, somebody get her something to eat.

"That’s what I call overrated. Jessica Alba was my number 1."

The irony...

To all you Jessica Alba lovers. If you look closely, her body proportions are roughly the same...with a more bubbly butt though. Let's face it, if you have a nice curvy bum, you can get away with about 20 flaws. Our society is ass obsessed. Boobs are a dime a dozen ( or 10 grand a pair...) so they've fallen out of favour. If you happen to have a natural C cup or higher than that's what's favoured nowadays. Kind of a silicone backlash.

Wide hips on a woman do make you look shorter and stockier. I know that some men like a nice wide load but it's not that great to look at and dressing them? fagettaboutit.

no.83-carmen electra....no.60-lindsay lohan i'm not sure, but i think this could be a sign of the apocalypse.

Man I just adore this girl! Beautiful eyes, those are Italian genes at their best. She's breathtaking.

thats what i'm talking about! sexy ass alessandra won!

no hips, and too skiny to be no1 on the SEXIEST list

It's probably her Polish genes at their worst

Im Polish and Italian

Meagan good at number 44 and Vanessa Minnillo at 65?!?!?!?1 I demand a recount! lol
not really...but I can't believe both didn't score higher..they certainly would have "scored" with me ;-)

@ ezebelle - touche lol

Ale deserves her spot. Perfect list, but Aishwarya in the top 10!!!

don't none of them bitches on that list desrve them spots they typical

If she was laying in front of them, I doubt anyone would turn her down.

Ale, you are the best! not feeling the pic on page 10 though

Oh please! alessandra more sexy then adriana? HAHA NEVER! she has man face, she is just to skinny, she is boring, and ale think that her its the best.. poor girl, she is NOTHING next to adriana.

Ashwariya Rai at number 9?? really? jeez she's so ugly and fake! u should do a real contest for real people. she'd come number one in the most fake person alive!!

TOTALLY WRONG! it was manipulated :)

Never ever Alessandra is more sexy than Adriana Lima

alessandra ambrosio is the best!!!

Are you kidding me the beauty queen class Charlize Theron 19 , Monicca Belucci14,Salma Hayek 28 .. ???? hahaha lol is that a joke ? some of these anorexic manly tiny sluts on that top 10 can't even get close to the 2/3 of their beauty and class what the hell

sorry but adriana didn't lie..she was about 22/23 years old when she dated Lenny Kravitz do you think she would marry so young? ( think about it before talking) and about her age..she was joking because everyone that wants to know her age can go to google and search for "Adriana Lima" and find it..it doesn't mean insecurity at all! =S

PuHleeezzeee
u want me to post a video so u can see how they really get "sexy"??
hhahaha it AALLLL FakEEEEEEEEEE
crackasss

Where's Olivia Wilde!? Duh! Stupid list!

best damned legs in the world............yummmm

she has only got voted sexiest because shes a mad whore and got her kit off.

mischa fucking barton should have won.

I stopped trusting the bastardly

Alessandra is a boy

Josie Maran should have been number 1 or else the girl that lives next to me

last command i will ever write here

@Maz: How Aishwarya Rai fake? She's gorgeous and real unlike most fake, plastic, ugly orange buttafaces that closet cases love.

Alessandra and Adriana need to fight for #1 in a mudfight!

She looks exaclty like a trasvesti close to my house...same manly face...same body.

theres some smokin hot girls that are low on the list and should have been higher... but w/e... thats the way it is

Let's see. . .

1. Face of a man
2. Body of a little boy
3. Body fat percentage of a little boy

Yep, if you voted for her, you are INTO DUDES.

looks like a great dane or something..don't see the appeal

and nice hooker outfits, you've really got a wide selection to whore yourself with ale.

"Everything about this chick screams “MALE” except the fact that she’s wearing female lingerie and makeup."

and the fact she has tits and a vagina

I call bullshit.

How the fuck does Petra Nemcova place over Angelina Jolie???!

This wasn't by the readers, for the readers....this was The Bastardly's own list.

she is SOOO hot and she's a sweetheart too! go alessandra!

Although Alessandra Ambrosio being voted number 1 is funny to me, I have to say that a quick look at the rest of the women on this 100 list shows, IMO, a far better list of women compared to what Maxim and FHM has on theirs.

And yes jm, Gaby Espino indeed. That women is fucking hot.

ale deserves the #1 spot , the list is pretty good except natasha poly should be on it!

Im going to scratch Angelina off the healthy/better looking and add Gaby Espino :)

Adriana and Alessandra are the hottest girls alive!

Alessanda was my number one!!!!!

She deserves the 1st position.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's true on the runway you can see a lot more of her curves and it is sexy as hell. Her pics often don't turn out as great as Adriana's, but IMO Ale owns every VS Angel on the catwalk.

http://purelymag.com/public/Alessandra%20Ambrosio%20-%2010th%20Victoria's%20Secret%20Fashion%20Show%20-%20Runway%2002.jpg

I like my women "classy". My bad.

I love Alessandra. She will always be my favorite one!

Well good for Alessandra... somebody else needed to win. That close-up on page 15 is kinda scary though.

Haven't been here in a while...But...Eh..What curves? She ain't got none..Ok maybe a little. But they're small. Her body is like Selita's. Too squished up. Like a damn barbie doll. Nice eyes though.

she is so boring and bland looking
99.9% of the time I don't even notice her

The only thing exotic about her is her eyeshape. It's catlike. Other than that, she's alright. not ugly though. Nothing to get worked up about. I like Aline Nakishima or w/e.

Really SEXY!!! (yeah right)

http://macanie.blox.pl/resource/Alessandra_Ambrosio.jpg

This fugly bitch is like an uglier, manlier version of Emma Watson, who is genuinely gorgeous.

Loool man all this hate... Although I wanted Adriana to win, Ale is GORGEOUS! And yes, considering the fact that this list is for 2007, Ale should win, because Adriana kinda went below the radar this year. I think people who keep saying Lima should've won were thinking of the Lima of yesteryears, not of the 2007 Adriana.

In their primes though, Adriana takes it fosho!

hehe yea, her crotch is kinda weird actually... it bulges out. Maybe she's hiding a little weener down there LOL?

Adriana's crotch is better:
http://www.casperchristophersen.com/lima/sexy07.jpg (enlarge it)

YES. I have to compare everything to Adriana. Even crotches. It's a compulsive thing. I can't help it! :(

oh shit #83...her face looks scary in that pic....especially her eyes...it looks like she is about to stab you in the eyes haha.....she is a pretty girl...i dont know how anyone can say she is ugly

I can't remember cause I huff gasoline...did we do a fugliest list yet?

Well, 2/3 of people agree with the rating....so like is almost everyone into dudes?? (@ moi).

Fat chicks always always put down models...whatever.

She's super hot. Go Alessandra.

And no, if you think she's attractive it doesn't mean you're into dudes...she's still A WOMAN! She's just a slim and taut woman. She still has hips, breasts, curves, shapely legs, etc. but w/in her own proportions. It's not like guys who are super skinny and w/o much muscle definitions aren't men because they don't have bulging muscles, they're still attractive and have muscle definition in their own right.

Yeah...pretty hot this one is. The list was alright, I'm glad Beckensale made in in the top 10 and Josie at least made it in top 20.

By the way if you think this woman is a man you're sexual tendencies become quite obvious (it's a little brighter outside the closet Moi and john...)

She's hot, but #1 material? Nah, but as much as Bastardly promotes her, it's no surprise that she's #1.

I'm sorry but she looks like a baby-faced man. But I would suck her tits dry. I think some of the other Brazilian fashion models are deelishes. Give me them anyday.

You people have to understand that these are VS models. One of the most overrated tackiest brands ever. The reason they are so famous is because the media pushes them down our throats to sell the brand. For VS it's the other way around. They look more at the model than the clothes. You know damn well guys aren't looking at the clothes. They're looking at the women. I prefer La Perla Lingerie better.

well this just proves that the majority of people on this site are GAY for voting for man face/man ass Alessandro Ambrosio. He's not even that good looking for a guy

I'm glad Ale won,Adriana always seemed way overated to me (the second picture on the first page is nasty, she look cross-eyed there)

bull. shit. Shes not that pretty. wtf?

Alessandra Ambrosio video:
http://www.ryoni.com/models/alessandra_ambrosio.html

Adriana Lima video:
http://www.ryoni.com/models/adriana_lima.html

Sorry, but I think Adriana beats Alessandra. More feminine face, more curves, longer legs, stronger eyes. I think Alessandra's torso is too long and narrow compared to her legs which are a fair bit shorter than Adriana's.

But they're both hot so congratulations to Ale :)

Sorry for the double post, but I thought it was pretty cool that you posted that first picture of hers cause that's the immediate picture that came into my head when I thought of her as being number 1. I saw it a few months back and it made me cry myself to sleep:P

I guess you guys forgot that she has a fireman boyfriend! Now he is hot as hell! Take that you bastards! Too bad you'll never get your dirty paws on this beauty.

Can we do a bastardly sexiest men?

i still wanted adriana damn it.

but shell do.

Jeremy,

They have done plenty of high fashion modeling.

Here's a classier version of Adriana:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsPqgjtTSlg

But seriously, this is a "sexiest" list, that's why you get sexy lingerie pictures, not evening gown pictures :)

"–She has a 1:1 waist:hip ration — that is a MALE characteristic"

Um, I'm pretty sure men don't have a 1:1 waist:hip ratio...because that would mean they don't hardly/don't have a butt ... and girls like guys with butts...

Yay! Alessandra won!
And great pictures by the way, although picture 14 is not so sexy... The picutre in GQ was way sexier!

Leonor Varela looks like Ale mixed with Virginie Ledoyen.