For The Bastardly Ladies: Johnny Depp @ 2007 MTV Movie Awards
Monday, June 4th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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beautiful
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Haha, I love how sloppily he dresses..... *droooool*
Johnny, you are perfection!
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HOT!!!!!!!!
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Whew!
That one there is ALL MAN, don't care about bi rumors! Agreed humble, and intelligent, which makes him infinitely more loveable. Doesn't matter really, though. We wouldn't be doing much talking!!
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Wait, there are bi rumors?
That makes him twice as hot!
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I wish I was the winner......LOL
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his voice is sooo hottt
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hes weird but hot
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Sigh... he's hot and all... But I really miss the days when he bathed and didn't hide his beautiful face behind ratty, greasy hair.
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I take him anyway he shows up. Gorgeous, flawless...What´s the problem if he looks a little dirty? I can give him a bath...using my tongue, obviously.
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Oh, and what about that shy smile??? How cute is that??? Johnny Depp, I want to be your sex slave. I want to suck you senseless...
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Honestly, what is it about this man that just turns me into a nasty ho? I'd let him slap my tonsils with his sweaty peen...
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Wow.
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seriously, is he not the sexiest dirty homeless looking man EVER?
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can i win the contest?
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OK I am a chick, and I see nothing hot or good looking about this guy....wtf? *scratches head* now, Cristiano Ronaldo is worth a bucket to drool in...
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I love how girls just whore themselves out on this post, and its totally awesome.
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Cristiano Ronaldo, the David Beckham wannabe? With those waxed eyebrows? Seriously? But it´s alright d83, you´re one less to fight over Johnny...
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*SQUOOSH*
God that guy has aged perfectly, I'm 20 and I'd rather have him as he is now than if he were my age. Plus he's done some great films. Thanks for posting these. Mmmm....
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Thanks for putting this up. I LOVE HIM!!! yummy
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if he is bi that is fucking disgusting, not sexy at all, who the hell likes to see two guys together? yuck
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he looked very 1995 last night.
yes, johnny depp is always completely flawless.
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If Johnny Depp had the slightest idea of what I´d like to do with him, he would be able to convice any judge to give him a restraining order agaisnt me. None of the sexual fantasies I have with him is printable.
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Thank you, Moe for posting ^_^
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Beautiful. He could wear a hefty bag and I would still want to use his man juice as face lotion. (yeah that was rude - don't care)
I mean, he could sneeze into the microphone and still have everyone's undivided attention. I love how humble he seems.
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SOOOOOOOOOO HOT AND AN AMAZING ACTOR!!
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