Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel - The Bastardly Jessica Matchup

oh man, the poop is gonna fly with this one...

I have to say Biel. Biel is in much better shape and has a better rack.

I would love to say Alba, but Biel is the one with an actual body.

Alba's just fucking skinny (which means she's real pretty by fashion freak standards).

Alba's really insulting her Latin roots by beeing all fucking skinny like she is. Her frame is built for curves.

Well, I have to say Alba, the reason: Jessica Biel has not that sexy bod. I mean, she has an incredible ass, she's incredibley cute(both of them are) but, ugg, that man arms turn me off

Jessica Biel kicks ass!

My last wish before i die...3 some with these 2 chicks...!!
What a session , it will be.

alba's startin to look like a goofy kid

Jessica Alba looks good here, much hotter than Biel.
Sure, Alba is still a bit on the skinny side but her body is still way better than Jessica Biel's man-like frame.

It would have Alba but she lost too much weight. She has prettier features, but right now Biel is simply better.

Jessica Biel knocked out Jessica Alba.

Thye are both very beautiful women.
Biel is hotter. Hands down.

haaha jimmy's training shoes

In a sexy match-up, Im gonna have to go with Alba on this one. In a boxing match-up, definately Biel. That chick's built! Shes still very pretty though

Biel, obviously. Like you numbnutz needed to ask... sheesh.

Yeah, I like Biel better too. I would have never compared the two but Alba looks average standing next to Biel.

Biel. She looks like a real woman. Alba looks like an average teenage kid.

Biel's body and face... and personality.

I think Alba is hotter.

Both fugly. The only thing that is nice about Biel is her body minus her bulky arms and manly back & shoulders.

I´ll pass on both.

Alba is by far the most gorgeous. Biel has a horse face.

Fhm's sexiest versus Esquires former sexiest....
In this match up there'll only Biel one winner for me!
(ha ha ha. Sorry had to do it, terrible though it was.)

Blah and blah-er...on a side note Biel's shoes are horrible

Of course Alba. She is much hotter. And Biel has got really ugly face. The only good thing at her is her ass.

alba!!!

In terms of appearance, alba is way ahead but when I am having doggy style sex, all I care about is that lovely round ass of biel. You can almost hurt your navel if have doggy style with alba.

Biel doesn't stand the slightes chance against Alba. Alba is really beautiful, Biel has only the bootie and that's it. And those manly arms and her bodybuilding back are fugly!

I'm going with Biel only because that dress she's wearing is fucking brilliant.

Alba is more statuesque, more graceful... but they are on the same level of actual overall beauty in my opinion. The tiebreaker is the hideous sack that Alba is calling a dress.

Alba! Who cares about Biel's ass...it's too big anyway...a regular fat ass

Do they have the same shoes on? By the way, my vote is biel. Hooray for booty!

ALBA IS MY TYPE OF GIRL (NOT MY FAVORITE ONE). I LOVE LATIN LOOKING WOMAN.

BIEL HAS A GREAT ASS!

BOTH!

#31 John, "Alba! Who cares about Biel’s ass…it’s too big anyway…a regular fat ass"

You've got to be one of the MANY undercover pedaphiles on this site who like his women to look like 11 year old little girls. ANd "a regular fat ass"?? WTF? lol people's taste in women are absolutely mind boggling sometimes. Biel all the way. She has a bangin body. Alba is boring and flat n boney.

Damnit, why do you make me chose? This is a toss up, they're both beautiful. They're both in great shape, but Alba is definitely more feminine; Biel's upper body is super buff, especially when she's in a bikini. Too manly, sometimes.
Whatever, I still say both!!

Biel. Alba is the cuter of the two, but Biel has the body and seemingly a feisty personality as well. From interviews I've seen, Alba seems like such a stuck-up bitch that the only naughty act I'd commit is shoving a sock in her mouth the next time she tries to tell us how much discrimination she faces as a hot chick in Hollywood.

well both their dresses are ugly and do nothing for their hot figures, alba whats the point of getting skinny then wearing a fat dress!
biel's looking hotter these days, definitely sexy hair in these pics

Hands down, Beil.

I can't decide, I'd rape em both.

Oh, I forgot... Alba crying about how she doesn't get taken seriously... can she be more dumb?

You are just a bikini model, shutup and get undresseed!

Modi

I think my choice is Jessica. Yeah, definetly Jessica.

biel biel biel

Biel is much prettier and has a better body. alba is the most overrated person in hollywood!

biel comes fully loaded with the threesome factor... she got sarah silverman to make out with her... think about it... all these johanssen/starlets in hollywood on the fence... a badda bing!!!

Where is Biels' ass?

What'd it do... take the day off?

Maybe it's on vacation.

Id have to say Alba. Always been cute/sexy, even after her weight loss. Biel is ok, not really into her body OR face. Plus she sleeps with Timberlake and is dressed like a prostitute on these picture.

Alba defenitely looks better.U r stupid as hell if u think otherwise.Biel is ugly and her dress looks horrible.Yall r a bunch of dumbasses.Biel looks like a man.If u got something 2 say then my myspace is:

myspace.com/terra012

elle

Biel. She looks like a real woman. Alba looks like an average teenage kid.
you said it!!!! yes, at tijmes she looks like a fucking kindergardner, when shes trying to pretend that shes the purest of them all when shes really just a fuckihng glory hole for undemanding males. she looks 35 when shes wearing makeup and 40 when shes NOT, all those dark puffy circles and "fuck you" look on her fug face.

modiglian

The fact that Alba looks like shit when not at magazines or just coming out of the make-up/hair dresser… while Biel looks great even without any noticeable make up, walking her dog, running, sweaty, taking out the trash…

The fact that Alba is a collection of bones and flaccid meat, while Biel has a toned body that she has worked out to get, along with a nice rack…

I’d fuck any of them, sure, but I’d only want to wake up with Biel next to me the following morning.

^ ^ ^ lol lol id fuck biel, shes a fucking goddess. but no no NO no albatross!!!

Modi
Oh, I forgot… Alba crying about how she doesn’t get taken seriously… can she be more dumb?

You are just a bikini model, shutup and get undresseed!

lol shes a bikini model with photoshop and airbrushed to the hilt. one day, one day, EVERYONE WILL GET THE FUCK OVER HER! she only has 4 attitudes: whiney, bitchy, a cry baby and a huge complainer!

and as for "terra" we all have our opinions, and just because someone says albatross isnt sexy, cute, pretty, etc, does not make then gay, haters, jealous, fat, ugly or stupid!

ALBA IS DOOOOOPE

I love them both! yeah 3some will do good.. :)

Interesting. I just did a similar post on my site -- except, I was comparing them strictly by their asses: Battle of the Jessica's - A Booty Analysis
If I was to go just by these pictures, i'd say Alba. But I know that the photos above are not as flattering for Biel... Her best attributes are hidden.

in the words of big papi i would pee in jessica bs phat azz

im a black guy i would just sishcabob them both

jessica alba

I'll pick the girl with a real vagina....ALBA

Biel used his gigantic cock to be cut and transplanted on his ass.....

I pick Britney Spears over the both of them, because she is the hottest woman ever born!

You guys are fucked in the head if you think Alba is better than Biel. Jessica Biel is by far the sexiest chick in Hollywood right now, and she is super athletic too. Gotta go Jessica on this on!

What the fuck is Biel wearing? Jimmy's training shoes? (Seinfeld reference, look it up)

The fact that Alba looks like shit when not at magazines or just coming out of the make-up/hair dresser... while Biel looks great even without any noticeable make up, walking her dog, running, sweaty, taking out the trash...

The fact that Alba is a collection of bones and flaccid meat, while Biel has a toned body that she has worked out to get, along with a nice rack...

I'd fuck any of them, sure, but I'd only want to wake up with Biel next to me the following morning.

Modi

jessica simpson! LOL

wait.......both
:)

jessica biel has a weird smile. i don't know if u can tell in these pics, but she has a funny smile. i don't see the big deal about her. nice body and all, but it's too solid, like a dude, not feminine at all. jessica alba is really pretty and when she's a decent weight she had feminine curves.

Alba is hot and so is Beil. But I would not want to get in a fight with beil because she would probably win lol

I suggest both, because there pretty!!